Baseball vs Football: Bikinis vs Tank Tops… Plus Tebow, Yanks, Hard Knocks Tannehill & More

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NEW YORK, NY – As the fall season comes along, the days get darker earlier. Which means it’s time for me to stop wearing a bikini (unfortunately) and move into a short tank top. Baseball vs Football: Bikinis vs Tank Tops… It’s a time when I realize that the only thing I like about this time of year is… that football is back. Well, football and the MLB playoffs – but only if the Yankees can secure this AL East already. But watching my Super Bowl champions lose in Game 1 to their division rivals was very painful. Jerry Jones is like J.R. from Dallas: he’s from Dallas, he’s egocentric and he died in 1980. It’s like the Giants defense wanted to work about as hard as a Chicago school teacher… Anyway, I’m praying that this week our defense does what it is supposed to do and that the Republican National Convention isn’t the only embarrassment from Tampa.

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What’s equally as annoying, though, is Jets fans thinking this is their year. You guys won your first game last season, too. And don’t forget, the Jets only got Tim Tebow because Peyton Manning didn’t want that spot. I’m as impressed by Tebow’s Wildcat as I am with Ryan Tannehill’s overly-hyped plays. And, now it’s reported that Texans defensive end J.J. Watts learned the Miami snap by watching the Dolphins documentary Hard Knocks on HBO. I don’t understand how Watts watches the show and helps win the game… I watch the show and only learn how to put sunscreen on – unevenly – all over my face like Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin.

It’s funny how life and sports can be so contradictory too. Heisman Trophy winner Andrew Luck had 4 turnovers, yet Heisman runner-up, RG3, showed off that Baylor offense. He completed while getting hit and was able to navigate the pocket. It reminds me of how I’d be a lot less embarrassed by a head injury than I would by being seen in a bike helmet. Or, for that matter, Bruins forward, Tyler Seguin signing a $5.75 million/per, 5-year deal, when I’m more likely to see Roger Goodell bear-hug Saints linebacker Jonathan Vilma – like the pizza guy in Florida did to President Obama – than to see any NHL season. Not to mention, I am pretty sure I can buy Boston for $5.75 million and have change left to buy the NHL.

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Lori Levine is one of those people who should always be in a bikini. Don't be fooled by the fact that Howard Stern voted her his Hottest Fan, though. Her "degenerate dad" raised her at the track in New Jersey and watching the Yankees, NY Giants, NY Rangers and Knicks. She knows sports better than 99.9% of us and she's a wise-ass with the brain to make it all work.
  • All Blacks Rule

    In my next life I want to come back as a red and yellow surf board.

    • lori levine

      please do!

      • LaraV

        She must really want that!

    • Lori Levine

      please do!

  • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

    Lori Levine: We can’t decide between the bikini and the tank top… Maybe you should just lose them both and we’ll go from there…

    The Jets will be the Mets… Start with a bang, get everybody happy and then… The All-Star break… Sanchez and Tebow are Davis and Duda.

  • Doc Diz

    in my next life I want to come back as an upper middle class yummie mummie….spending the days shopping between gym and lunching seems like a pretty good gig.
    Say what you want about Jerry Jones but he know how to make moolah…Cowboys are the most valuable franchise in the NFL by far per a recetn study by the Wall Street Journal. And the rich just keep on gettin’ richer…..

    • buffalobilly84

      The guy makes money and keeps the fans going to that Coliseum… He should just stay out of the draft room.

      • AngryWard

        Out of the draft room? Look at the photo. If there’s one thing Jerry can do, it’s pick.

  • AngryWard

    I learned about the Miami snap by watching Girls Gone Wild.

    • Lori Levine

      Miami clap, probably

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Harlem-Shaskys/100002347021401 Harlem Shaskys

    Hard Knocks should follow the team straight through the season. That way Woody Harrelson could sub in and see if players no the difference.

    • Cam_James

      woody could teach them a thing or two about bowling. thats what they will be doing in january.

      • Lori Levine

        lol, at a Munson

  • http://twitter.com/DeclanYeats Declan Yeats

    Lovely Lori has my attention!

  • Grote2Dmax

    Sorry to say RG III won the Heisman last year not Luck. The Bruins were smart to sign Seguin because they need someone to score goals.

  • http://twitter.com/JunoirBlaber Junoir Blaber

    Your giants suck LL that is why they lost. I hope there will be an NHL season.

    • Lori Levine

      You suck! Never talk about the Giants like that.

      • http://twitter.com/JunoirBlaber Junoir Blaber

        It is true. Look congrats on 2 Super Bowls in 4 years but as was shown by Green Bay 2 years ago and in most of pro sports, the team that is hottest going into the end of the season and playoffs usually goes to the final or wins it. Look at the LA Kings ffs.

  • WestCoastCraig

    The thing I learned from watching Hard Knocks is that yes, carving a penis in some guy’s hair is indeed funny!

    It think this transitional fall period allows for a bikini bottom and a tank top…and I bet you could pull it all together with a bike helmet!

  • Yankee Joe

    Come surf with me Lori bring Cookie baby and we’ll have a tank top party

  • Baseball Lifer

    I have a different opinion about Jerry Jones. He’s bad for the game, in my opinion. I also think that the depth and experience of the Yankees will win out in this race… And you look great in anything, Lori.

  • David Buddy

    I love Bikinis and Tank Tops so i guess I win either way. Its great to have Charlie Sheen ego….

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