Blaber’s Blabberings: Madiba, Soccer World Cup 2014, Dead Rats, Week in Sports

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We once had leaders. Now all we have are politicians.” 

Mandela smileEl Barrio, Bronx – Welcome to a very somber version of Deacon Blaber’s Saturday Sermon. The recent death of the Nelson Mandela has cast a cloud over today’s service. The service will persevere – as it must – and so we will salute Madiba and cover the Soccer World Cup 2014, the Week in Sports and some… Dead Rats.

Without being redundant, here is what I had to say on our sister site Rugby Wrap Up about Madiba:

“…In the rugby world he has the status of a god. But not for ending Apartheid or surviving 27 years in prison or his fight for justice. It was his determination and resolve to keep the Springboks the national team of South Africa and get the whole nation behind captain Francois Pienaar and the team – only years removed from prison and the start of presidency. His support of the 1995 RWC Springboks is covered in the movie Invictus and it truly helped unify the country as they shocked the world and won it. I myself, didn’t understand or discover this importance until about a decade ago as I began my journey to being a student of the game. It was through this, that I understood the magnitude of his actions and the victory. His value to South Africa and SA Rugby, International Rugby and the world are immeasurable. RIP in Madiba. You showed the world that a warrior must use his mind and heart. Your ways will be imitated but your greatness can never be duplicated. Go in peace, great one. We were blessed to be graced by your presence.

I will only add that the manna and essence of humanity and justice that he carried with him, the world may never see again.

Ronaldo and Mandela

Ronaldo and Mandela

World Cup 2014: Madiba also loved soccer and so we must talk about the World Cup 2014 draw. FIFA is more corrupt than the NCAA and IOC combined. The current president is Swiss and made sure his team had an easy qualifying pool and now WC pool. His successor will be a Frenchmen, who aspires to be a sporting mafioso, aussi. For the second time in a row, France cheated their way in, then get laws changed so they could end up in an easy pool. Meanwhile, the USA and Ghana, will meet again for the 3rd straight World Cup and are in the Group of Death, as their pool also contains Cookie’s good friends - Zee Germans (2010 semi-finalists) – and Portugal (boasting the best player in the world Cristiano Ronaldo). To USA Fans hoping to see the USA make it out of the pool, I suggest you stay in your hotels and enjoy the view.

College Football: Nearly a week late but that Auburn-Alabama game was the best ending to a game I have seen in years. Glad to see Jameis Winston is not being charged and I want to see Auburn and Florida State in the Championship Game. Booo Urban Meyer and Ohio State.

NFL: What are the Jacksonville Jaguars doing!?! You lose so much to start the season that you are out the playoffs and can only play for the first pick in 2014 and now you want to start winning!? That is a bad move! They should take a page from the Houston Texans: Fire your coach and start getting ready for the draft.

The best view for USA Soccer fans

The best view for USA Soccer fans

MLB: The money being thrown around is crazy. Can’t blame Robinson Cano for taking the money but Baseball needs a lockout and that money needs to stop being guaranteed so these guys can actually work for it. NFL money should be guaranteed – not baseball’s.

NBA: Apparently only 2 teams in the Eastern Conference are above .500. That is just ridiculous. I don’t agree with talk of just making the playoffs the top 16 teams, regardless of conference, but wow! As a Knicks fan, I knew we would be bad… but not 3-13 bad! Rumor has it head coach Mike Woodson is being followed to make sure he sticks to the company script. Clubhouse and facility cameras are used to monitor player conversations and no staff member in the Garden – kitchen to security – can use the word re-building. I said James Dolan is worse than Rob Ford and I stand by it. Tyranny still lives free.

NHL: The Rangers are still trying to get better. They are clinging on to 8th place and all us Ranger fans hope they make it in to play – and ruin – Cheesy Bruin’s Bruins.

Wait! What!? I heard this story and I had to share. Apparently in the island of Guam, Brown Tree Snakes were illegally brought into the country and have multiplied and overrun the island, eating all the native birds. These snakes have no predator but they are extremely vulnerable to Acetaminophen (Tylenol). With that vulnerability, Daniel Vice, Assistant State Director of U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Wildlife Services in Hawaii, Guam, and the Pacific Islands, has decided to drop 2,000 dead rats filled with Tylenol from a plan onto the island. So far it has begun working and they may have to do another round.

That is it for now, feel free to comment below and come back tomorrow for Chessy Bruin and his NFL Picks .

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Junoir Blaber is from Ghana but was transplanted to the Bronx as a young lion chaser. Blaber is the Rain Man of "Meet The Matts" and is a featured contributor on MTM global partner, Rugby Wrap Up. The name "Junoir" is not what the MTM Big Wigs thought - a cool African name. Instead, he typed "Junoir" instead of "Junior" on his facebook page to make him harder to find, at over 700 friends, he needs to try harder. But proving that two wrongs indeed do make a right, he has embraced his new persona - [June-noire]. Manute Bol is his uncle and his teams are the Mets, Jets, Knicks & NY Rangers... And Manchester United. He knows soccer. Yuck.
  • You Suck

    Soccer.

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      We were admittedly a bit woozy, You Suck, when we saw Soccer in Mssr. Blaber’s headline, too. But we took a Tylenol (ate a rat) and must say, we’re okay. And we got a chuckle. Now we’re being sued, though, by RugbyWrapUp.com for unauthorized use of Intellectual Property. Humph. Obviously they haven’t been to the track with Junoir.

      • Junoir Blaber

        Maybe the first time my name and intellectual will ever be in the same sentence

    • Junoir Blaber

      Just know that none of the 4 major American sports have been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize but soccer has.

  • AngryWard

    Dead Rats on a Plane, starring Samuel L. Jackson.

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Write the script for next Wednesday’s column!

      • Junoir Blaber

        It can’t be worse than Sharknado

    • Junoir Blaber

      That plane must crash with the snakes on a plane.

  • jgclancy

    Rugby….what’s rugby? And the poor guys who won for the Boks in 2007 will forever be the neglected middle child of South Africa.It’s always about the ” 95ers” they say.

    “Glad to see Jameis Winston is not being charged”–I’m thinking he was guilty as sin and I won’t say out loud what he and the rest of the Ben Rapistberger’s of the world deserve to be done to them. Hope Florida State gets it’s ass kicked.

    Well close with Guam but they are dropping mice filled with Tylenol. Rats are too big and not as tasty I’m guessing. I think to boast the unemployment rate they should have hired teenagers to walk around the island yelling “Here Snaky Snaky” and chucking live mice with Tylenol tablets taped to their backs. At the very least maybe Jameis Winston would have appeared maybe.

    • SAF

      I had the same response to the famous Jameis comments by the esteemed Junior Blaber, but perhaps Junior simply has reason to believe that Jameis was in fact innocent?

      Also, while I think that the amount of money being thrown around in baseball remains obscene, I’d still rather see it in the player’s pockets than the owner’s pockets. A lockout so these guys can work for it? WTF?

      • Junoir Blaber

        You are right. Maybe we should push for guaranteed contracts in Football.

    • Junoir Blaber

      I just wanted see FSU in the big game as for his guilt, I prefer to believe the very competent legal authorities of Florida. They only take cases they can win….yet somehow still lose

  • AngryWard

    What, no talk of the Yankees acquiring Carlos Beltran’s mole, and Carlos Beltran?

    • jgclancy

      Un-Click!

    • Cookies Corner

      Pales in comparison to your Mariners acquisition of Cano, Jay Z and Beyonce. Congrats again!!!

      Funny.. you didn’t give the Beltran MOLE such a big welcome when the Metsies wasted their money on him.

  • Cookies Corner

    Junoir… great words and a great homage. Me, half breed, could not have done better myself.

    And just so you know.. zee Germans are NOT my friends. If i must follow football (non US), it’s always been Espana. That’s the motherland to me and those boys are effin’ HAWWWT!

  • Grinding Ax

    I prefer the Good Rats…RIP Pepe.

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