What To Wear? Mets, Royals, Jays Unfortunately in Dodger Blue!


mtm Fantasy IslandORANGEBURG, NY – So now that the annoying stuff – like getting to the World Series for the 5th time since 1962 – is out of the way, we can focus on what really matters: What To Wear to games and viewing parties for the Mets vs Royals or Blue Jays. Unfortunately, all wear Dodger blue.

Do we go hideous and wear our Orange Suits? They aren’t very flattering. But they’d sure as heck let Churanta or KC fans know that we’re not drinking their tainted Kool-Aid. And we won’t get hit by any cars – at least not accidentally.

We could wear the Home Whites with orange shirts. But because of Short Matt’s vertical challenges, we’re still in litigation with Fantasy Island producers over a branding issue. Frankly, we think they “misremembered” saying we could cop the Ricardo Montalbán (Mr. Roarke) and Hervé Villechaize (Tattoo) look. The whites might be a little boring, though, and would be de plane choice. Ahem.

We know what we won’t be wearing: Camouflage.

Mr_Met Camo Mets

Photo courtesy of Photo courtesy of @MichaelGBaron .

The Blue Suits are – truth be told – not actually suits. The “mature” jackets were an Overstock.com purchase and are still a tad over-sized. The pants, hold onto your hats for this revelation: are hospital scrubs – not pants or slacks in the conventional sense. As a result, they’re a tad sloppy and no longer starters – like Bartolo Colon.

The solution may have to be a Mix-N-Match Combo; like what the Mets have been embarrassing themselves with for years – do you hear us orange Los Mets jerseys?!Curtis Granderson The snazzy look from our Rubén Tejada eyebrow waxing piece comes to mind – as the vibrant neon orange pants steal attention away from the aging blue jackets. Kind of like how Conforto is stealing playing time from Jason Bay Cuddyer.

Of course, we could go with a White/Orange combo, but that ended badly the last time.

Feel free to opine below and come back tomorrow for a man with zero fashion sense, Junoir Blaber.

Facebook Comments
Share Button

Filed in: Matt McCarthyVideos
Tagged with:

About the Author ()

  • Junoir Blaber

    Mix and Match is the way to go!

  • Maureen

    I say camo! hehe

  • GrindingAx

    Is Small Matt back in the States? If so he must not be allowed near the team or any stadium. Mr.Jinx?

    • Short Matt is still “Londoning” but will be home on Sunday, half six.

      • Tall Matt

        Hallelujah! For once you took some advice.

      • GrindingAx

        Tell him to bring back another Rugby kicker… Michigan is looking for one.

    • Fluffy

      Yes it does not matter what you wear so long as Short Stuff is overseas!

  • jgclancy

    Gotta be the jackets and orange scrubs look….that just says Mets! Of course if it gets cold wear the shorts!
    Go Metsies!

  • Tall Matt

    I just want to give all the Replacement Matts a big shout out. When the chips were down they came up in big pinch hit situations and always scored. Special kudos THE Replacement Matt.

    • Dude

      thanks tall one, wait did i just out my self as THE Replacement Matt?

  • Gary Glitter

    Go with the Blue suits and sucker the other fans.

Back to Top