New Edition, Michael Conforto, Ben Simmons and Dumb DeMarcus Cousins


EL BRONX, EL BARRIO – These last two weeks have been ridiculous in terms of my non-MTM job. I was actually happy when I got the email to be Pinch-hit Matt again. I realized that other than this wonderful website, I hadn’t look at  a sports page in weeks. However, we’re back here together and all is good. In keeping with my new routine, you get a Song of the Week before I get to the Sports Stuff.  So here is today’s menu, New Edition, Michael Conforto, Ben Simmons and DeMarcus Cousins.

Let’s begin with the music…

Song of the Week: I made time over these busy two weeks to watch “The New Edition Story.” If you don’t know of New Edition then most likely you are a white person. Not trying to be racist but from early 1980s to Mid 1990s, they were the premiere R&B/pop group in America, and definitely in Black homes all across America. Their first producer who ripped off those young boys because they were a couple of poor kids from the Boston Projects helped create New Kids On The Block. They had so many huge hits as a group and as individuals it, was tough to pick.. but I’m going to pick the key song from the album that is still kept in my Momma’s house.  My Song of the Week is the New Edition classic: Cool It Down!

Now for the sports, kinda…

Mike Conforto

Michael Conforto: There will no jokes about his mother here (pictured below). I can assure you of that. In the early stages of  spring training Conforto appears to have upped his game. The ball is really popping of his bat. Young Mike seems to be making a real push to never ever have to platoon at in the outfield ever again. He is showing great signs of a guy who wants to be the best and be a true team leader. As long as he doesn’t develop a weak back, a la David Wright, he should be the future captain of the franchise.

Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons: It is a tragedy that the 76ers get first round picks. They have used their last three picks on centers/power forwards. So this past year they choose the number one player in America and a small forward. Though he doesn’t help the overcrowding in the front court, the belief was he was going to make the team incredibly better. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out as planned. Simmons got hurt in pre-season in October and needed foot surgery. The belief was he would return at some point this season. Well more bad news as that idea was put down like a sick dog. Simmons will not play at all this season. So we will have to wait til next year to see if this kid is the real deal or another bust.

DeMarcus Cousins: So this guy has two superlatives going for him: the biggest crybaby and dumbest person in sports. The Sacramento Kings kept the talented Cousins over the wishes of former head coach George Karl – so they are dumb-dumbs, too. Cousins is so stupid he made the Kings cancel their celebration of Chinese New Year last season because it was the year of the monkey and he tweeted “he thought it was wrong to give away towels with monkeys on it during Black History Month.” Then, after he found out he was traded, he was crying that he had just talked to Vlade Divac and was texting the owner. Between sobs he said the organization was made of cowards because they didn’t let him know until late that they were trading him. Welcome to pro sports dumb-ass.

That’s all I have… Please feel free to leave your thoughts below and come back tomorrow for our drunken bus driver, Cheesy Bruin. You can also find us on Twitter – @JunoirBlaber & @MeetTheMatts, Instagram -@MeetTheMatts and FacebookMeet The Matts.

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Junoir Blaber is from Ghana but was transplanted to the Bronx as a young lion chaser. Blaber is the Rain Man of Meet The Matts and is a featured contributor on MTM global partner, Rugby Wrap Up. The name “Junoir” is not a cool African name. Instead, Blaber mis-typed “Junoir” on his Facebook page. But proving that two wrongs indeed do make a right, he embraced his new persona – [June-noire]… Manute Bol is his uncle and his teams are the Mets, Jets, Knicks & NY Rangers… And Manchester United. He knows soccer. [Vomit]. P.s… He has webbed toes and came be followed on Twitter here: @JunoirBlaber

  • vinny from brooklyn

    how is conforto gonna play with bruce and granderson there?

    • Junoir Blaber

      He is the better player, Someone will have to be moved. I would bet it is Grandy.

      • Blaber, you are way off. 1) It’s February. Conforto looked like a Hall of Famer until June. 2) Granderson is a “company guy.” He is going nowhere for the simple reason that he is an asset off the field. Case-in-point: Mommy Short Matt “…likes that nice young man. So well-spoken.” Granted, their are arguable racial overtones in the 85-yearold Matts Matriarch’s sentiments, but still…

        • Junoir Blaber

          1) This may the year he does it for the full year. The kid has shown his ability.

          2) I can’t disagree but the Mets can’t ignore the kid. Well they are the Mets but lets hope not.

          On Mommy Short Matt. Well she is 85. So let’s not look at through 2017 eyes. Ma Blaber doesn’t understand Sex Harassment suits since all these girls dress so scandalous.

  • Cheesybruin

    Would’ve gone with “Poison” as the New Edition song.

    • Junoir Blaber

      1) That was BellBivDevoe. Part of New Edition but not the group
      2) Never trust a big butt and a smile

  • benwhit

    The dumbest in all of sports? Bold statement.

    • Junoir Blaber

      Name a dumber guy!

  • Apologies for the tardy post but we were “researching” Conforto’s Mom… [Ahem]

    • Junoir Blaber

      Stop it! Bad boy!!

  • GrindingAx

    Ben Simmons has ridiculous talent. He also is a spoiled brat. I recently watched the documentary on his year in college. Not a team player. I say he turns out like Dwight Howard. A real Dick! Tracy that is.

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