Ebs’ Hot Takes: The 12 Taeks of Christmas

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Merry Christmas!

And for those of you who don’t celebrate Christmas, Happy Holidays!

I appreciate all of you who have taken time away from family, the pair of PA-centric NFL match-ups and the full slate of Christmas Day in the NBA to read my thoughts.

So I promise, I will not disappoint.

Time for Ebs’ Hot Takes:

The 12 Taeks of Christmas.

Enjoy.

For the first taek of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
A Buffalo Bills playoff game

For the second taek of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

For the third taek of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
Three more LeBron championships
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

For the fourth taek of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
A four-game sweep of the Warriors
Three more LeBron championships
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

On the fifth day of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
Five Buffalo Bills playoff predictions
A four-game sweep of the Warriors
Three more LeBron championships
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

For the sixth taek of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
Sixers making the playoffs
Five Buffalo Bills playoff predictions
A four-game sweep of the Warriors
Three more LeBron championships
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

For the seventh taek of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
Seven-game Yankees-Cubs World Series
The Sixers making the playoffs
Five Buffalo Bills playoff predictions
A four-game sweep of the Warriors
Three more LeBron championships
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

For the eighth taek of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
An Elite Eight run by Syracuse
Seven-game Yankees-Cubs World Series
The Sixers making the playoffs
Five Buffalo Bills playoff predictions
A four-game sweep of the Warriors
Three more LeBron championships
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

For the ninth taek of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
The Niners making the playoffs in 2018
An Elite Eight run by Syracuse
Seven-game Yankees-Cubs World Series
The Sixers making the playoffs
Five Buffalo Bills playoff predictions
A four-game sweep of the Warriors
Three more LeBron championships
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

For the tenth taek of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
Ten more Hawks wins
The Niners making the playoffs in 2018
An Elite Eight run by Syracuse
Seven-game Yankees-Cubs World Series
The Sixers making the playoffs
Five Buffalo Bills playoff predictions
A four-game sweep of the Warriors
Three more LeBron championships
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

For the eleventh taek of Christmas
Ebs sent to me:
Eleven Yankees postseason wins
Ten more Hawks wins
The Niners making the playoffs in 2018
An Elite Eight run by Syracuse
Seven-game Yankees-Cubs World Series
The Sixers making the playoffs
Five Buffalo Bills playoff predictions
A four-game sweep of the Warriors
Three more LeBron championships
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

(Photo by Brett Deering/Getty Images)

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A 12-point Oklahoma win in the College Football Playoff championship game
Eleven Yankees postseason wins
Ten more Hawks wins
The Niners making the playoffs in 2018
An Elite Eight run by Syracuse
Seven-game Yankees-Cubs World Series
The Sixers making the playoffs
Five Buffalo Bills playoff predictions
A four-game sweep of the Warriors
Three more LeBron championships
Two MVP candidates on the Bronx Bombers (Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton)
and a Buffalo Bills playoff game

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And because I haven’t already doubled-down on The 12 Days of Christmas enough, here’s The 12 Days of Christmas from the 2010 Buffalo Bills.

Happy holidays!

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DJ Eberle: The youngest of our team, DJ is also the largest. Offensive Tackle Large. In fact, this Albany native used OT for Western New England University – until he graduated in May of 2014. Like Junoir Blaber, he’s a regular on Rugby Wrap Up – his dad played rugby with The Matts. His cross to bear, however, is his love for the Buffalo Bills and Buffalo Sabres. As for baseball and basketball, it’s the Yanks and Atlanta Hawks. Follow him on Twitter: @ByDJEberle.

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