New York, NY – The big baseball news this week is the Detroit Tigers landing all-star first baseman, Prince Fielder for $214 million over nine years. Fielder will try to hit homeruns out of the cavernous Comerica Park for the better part of the next decade as the Tigers first baseman.

The only problem is that the Tigers already have an All-Star first baseman by the name of Miguel Cabrera. Miggy hit .344 last season with 30 homeruns and 105 rbi, and will still be on the Tigers’ books for another four seasons and about $85 million or so. So for the next four years, the Tigers will be paying about $45 million a year for first base.

To make room for Fielder at first base, the Tigers will be expecting Cabrera to play third since Cabrera has played the hot corner in the past. But he was a much younger, and slimmer when he last played third. And he wasn’t very good then. Cabrera made five errors in the 14 games he played at third in 2008. Now add a few years, and a few inches to Miggy’s waistline and it all adds up to a hot mess at the hot corner in Detroit.

Cabrera’s bat should make up for some of his lack of fielding prowess at third. And Cabrera and Fielder back-to-back in the lineup should scare the pants off of most pitchers. It remains to be seen how the clubhouse will be affected with the Prince coming to town and Cabrera playing second fiddle. As long as the team is winning, things should be fine.

The other big news of the week is the Giants returning to the Super Bowl in a rematch against the New England Patriots. The Giants triumphed in Super Bowl 42 (f**k roman numerals) against the undefeated Pats thanks to a couple of miraculous plays. And the Giants beat the Patriots earlier this season.

Since then, the Pats have rattled off 10 straight wins. Tom Brady is in fine form after throwing for over 5,000 yards this season. The Patriots escaped by the skin of their teeth against the Ravens last week when Baltimore kicker Billy Cundiff did his best Ray Finkle in the dying seconds of the game. It remains to be seen whether he’ll become a transgender cop and kidnap Joe Flacco.

The Giants have been playing well too. They needed two wins in their last two games of the regular season to make the playoffs and they duly beat sexy Rexy’s Jets and the Cowboys. In the playoffs the G-men beat the Falcons in the first round and put the final nail in the coffin of the Discount Double Check in Green Bay. They won in a nail biter against the 49ers with the help of a couple of timely turnovers.

I fear that Brady and the Pats receiving core are going to abuse the Giants secondary on the turf in Indy. But the Patriots defense isn’t great and Eli will be able to put up some nice numbers. The game could go either way, but I’d bet the over (55 pts).

That’s it for me. Tune in tomorrow for the Public Professor.

  • http://twitter.com/CheesyBruin Cheesy Bruin

    Mad props on the Ace Ventura reference, Diff.  If you ask me the O/U on the game is 3-5 points too low.
    Does the Elias Sports Bureau keep stats on the heaviest MLB tandems at the corners?  Sounds like Miggy and Prince have the honor.

    • Different Matt

      Yeah that o/u might creep up a bit over the next week if a lot of people start betting the over.

      Cabrera and Fielder will have to sit on opposite sides of the airplane for weight distribution issues. Its like having a tag team of Tugboat and Earthquake.

      • Johnny Rox

        Cabrera and Fielder COMBINED weigh less than Moe Vaughn did in the “late years”!!!

        Rumor has it he only stopped playing because the team plane started having issues “getting off the Tarmac”

        • Johnny Rox

          Come to think of it, how the eff did he ever get off wearing Jackie Robinson’s number???

          What a joke!!!

          • DanGiantsMets

            MLB didn’t retire the number until after he was in the league. Last Met to wear 42 was Butch Huskey.

  • Big Fat Toad

    Sounds an awful lot like the Yankees with Giambi, Damon, Nick Johnson and fifty other guys.

    • HAMLET

      So happy, as a Yankee fan,
      that other big market teams spend a lot of money too. Total domination is the American
      way. To hell with the small market “3rd World Country” teams.

      Like
      people really care about poor people (teams). Treat small market teams like
      welfare recipients. Tell them to get a job and F’ themselves..

      • http://twitter.com/DeclanYeats Declan Yeats

        Not my area of ‘expertise’ but Detroit is a big market?

  • AlexanderBorisDePfeffelJohnson

    XLII… Buffoon.

    • Different Matt

      thanks Al B de PJ. My point is that its MM years after the Roman empire collapsed, so why do people still insist on using Roman numerals.

  • Randy Levine

    Signed, Epstein’s Mother

    • Different Matt

      RIP Juan Epstein.

    • Anonymous

      I’m stealing that.

    • Anonymous

      Up your nose with a rubber hose, Levine.

  • Preacher

    Yeah, love the Ace Ventura ref…I was thinking that exact thing when watching it.  “Laces UP!!!!”  I saw the previous superbowl matchup and almost had an aneurism with the ‘helmet catch’ and win…am lookin’ forward to Eli rockin’ it again!!! 

    • Anonymous

      Preacher! You just earned yourself a good word with the Harlem Shaskys Management team! And Sean Young is the best looking guy out there… Well, not the Celebrity Rehab version…

      Speaking of strong men, we’d like to submit our candidate for the Head Coach spot at Rutgers, which was controversially vacated this week by Tampa Bay Bucs-bound, Greg Schiano, simultaneously ruining two organisations (Canadian spelling). Now, this guy would be changing sports, but Rutgers is in a state known for thinking outside the box – they elected Chris Christie over there – and this guy would rule with an iron fist and get those recruits in line! Here’s his photo, see if you can name him:

      • Anonymous

        Is that a Pat Summitt joke? I’m calling offsides on this one. Doesn’t she have early onset dementia, or something?

        • http://twitter.com/TheTallMatt TheTallMatt

          Guy, Short Matt let’s his hair down and you scold him?! Come on, Guy.

      • vinny from brooklyn

        i thought it was bruce coslett. made me laugh. you got me

    • http://twitter.com/Cookies_Corner Cookies Corner

      Alas.. another Puerto Rican/Jew gone.   There aren’t many of us left.  Egads.

  • Anonymous

    I think we should put Michael Vick:  Pet Detective on the case.

    Braun on steroids, Packers losing, the Badgers losing, and now this…anybody check in on Wisconsin Walt?

  • Marty

    Wasn’t Billy Cundiff in Almost Famous?

    • http://twitter.com/Cookies_Corner Cookies Corner

      I can’t believe Billy Cundiff and Claire Danes didn’t make it as a couple.  Uhhhh… wait a minute… 

  • Yankee Joe

    The Tigers are Pussies and Fat Prince Pussy will SUCK!!!

    • http://twitter.com/Cookies_Corner Cookies Corner

      Well said Yankee Joe.  Well said.

  • Time Warp Tony

    Flacco and Cabrera were arrested in 2021 tax evasion for their strip club chain.

    • oblique outlook

      I called that.

  • Wisconsin Walt

    Ha… You guys always make me laugh… Things are not great in my neck of the woods, that’s for sure! ;)

  • Nick Erbocker

    Carmelo Anthony is going to miss the two biggest games of the season!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Junoir-Blaber/512502691 Junoir Blaber

    Holy cow!! a Ray Finkle Appearance!!