Officially Done With NFL Refs… Andy Pettitte, Bill Belichick, NHL Lockout, Nets Cheerleaders

• September 27, 2012 • 16 Comments

*Lori slums…

NEW YORK, NY – I’m getting incredibly tired and bored of discussing the situation surrounding the NFL Refs and their lockout -  which which ended last night. But my question is, whatever happened to discussing player concussions, or fines for illegal hits, or steroids, or ‘legitimate’ rape, or potentially bombing Iran and all kinds of that important stuff? This ref stuff has invaded my TV and my social media and is just bound to have a pornographic movie soon, ‘Two Refs, One Bad Call.”

I actually had to search 7 stories deep, passing Pam Anderson being the first to be voted off Dancing With the Stars, and Lady Gaga’s 25-pound weight gain, just to see if NHL players will continue to hold 57% of the league’s revenue. At this rate, the MLB playoffs won’t have a single reporter. We would have a better chance of viewing Mitt Romney’s 2009 and 2010 tax records, than a single American League story.

Speaking about the American League, and things that make me so happy, Andy Pettitte’s performance grabs you like Bill Belichick grabs officials; the guy is simply a beast. He has thrown for 11 run-less innings since coming back, and shows dudes half his age how pitching is done. Plus, he makes Yankees fans smile more than Nick Swisher’s dugout pranks or watching the Red Sox fight for last place.

That’s all for me, leave your two cents below and check out Cam James today around noon depending on his hangover…

*Hope the picture of me pic of me at Citi Field batting practice didn’t make you too jealous. ;)  

The Brooklynettes… Nets cheerleaders/Ladies Of The Evening.

This comes courtesy of the Mayor Of Mattville, JG Clancy.

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Lori Levine is one of those people who should always be in a bikini. Don't be fooled by the fact that Howard Stern voted her his Hottest Fan, though. Her "degenerate dad" raised her at the track in New Jersey and watching the Yankees, NY Giants, NY Rangers and Knicks. She knows sports better than 99.9% of us and she's a wise-ass with the brain to make it all work.
  • Ronald Reagan

    The Seattle win was only able to happen because the Green Bay o-line couldn’t keep Aaron Rogers standing for more than 2 seconds. The guy was sacked a thousand times. Those scab refs were fine.

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Valid point, Mr. President.

    • Lori Levine

      Yea, the Rams liked them too.

  • jgclancy

    Posted this link yesterday of the new Brooklyn Nets hookers ..er dance girls new outfits…you said you were tired of replacement ref stories well this is it!
    and Go a’s!

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-ball-dont-lie/brooklyn-nets-reveal-dancers-uniforms-very-different-001306925–nba.html

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Thank you, jgclancy, JGclancy and JG Clancy!

  • Cam_James

    No one wants to hear about the American league because its not baseball. Also only the mets could give away a historic hit on an error just like they gave away a no hitter to johan. ridiculous

    • Yankee Joe

      YANKEES! AL BABY! KISS MY ASS!!!
      Lori you have to much clothes on baby!!! :(

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      It’s a line drive in the books, Mr. Sour Grapes… And you MUST go to every Met game next year. Their winning percentage is notably higher, with historic achievements, when you are in the park!

    • Lori Levine

      Awe, You National League fans pretend it’s real baseball.

  • http://twitter.com/JunoirBlaber Junoir Blaber

    Yanks still suck, Gaga is better with 25lbs and The old refs also sucked but you couldn’t scape goat them like you can replacements.

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Gaga has “butta face”, to coin a crude comparison.

  • oblique outlook

    Jay-Z & the Ruskie should rename them the Brooklyn Trash.

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Agreed. They should at least be a reality show. Ruskie-Z & The Trashettes.

      • http://twitter.com/CheesyBruin Cheesy Bruin

        In fashion, black and white is supposed to be simple sophistication. Leave it to Brooklyn to say fuhgeddabowdit to that one.

        • http://twitter.com/JunoirBlaber Junoir Blaber

          That is were Ladies of the Evening or Escorts comes in and not “tricks or hoes”. see the difference!!

  • http://twitter.com/Different_Matt Different Matt

    I’m not optimistic about the NHL this year. Only NHL owners could lock out the players to force a new CBA. Make bad financial decisions for eight years an then lock out the players again claiming the CBA they originally fought for was unfair. I don’t think we’ll see an NHL game for another year.

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