Sandy Can Go Bleep Her/Himself; We Still Got Winning NFL Picks

• November 4, 2012 • 15 Comments

Cheesy Bruin is off-grid since Hurricane Sandy wrecked the tri-state area. We hope that he and his family are okay. In the meantime, DJ Eberle is in to hold what’s left of the fort down.

Wherever the Cheese Man may be, he’d like to take this snap.

Buffalo QB Ryan Fitzpatrick & receiver Stevie Johnson

BUFFALO, NY – After another successful 2-1 week picking our NFL Picks For Rugby Heads, my overall record is up to 13-12. Despite I’m still looking for that first 3-0 weekend, and maybe this is the one? In order for that to happen I need my Buffalo Bills to pull out an upset today. Enjoy!

Buffalo Bills (3-4) at Houston Texans (6-1): UPSET ALERT! Look, I understand that most people in the world think the Buffalo Bills suck. But… If the Bills played two more full consistent 60-minute games of football this year, one against the New England Patriots and the other against the Tennessee Titans, this team is 5-2. The Bills have the pieces to be a playoff team and if they can rely on their top-notch run game and play the way this front four on defense is suppose to, they might just pull off the upset.
My Prediction: 30-24 Bills

Just thought this Rams cheerleader was important.

Carolina Panthers (1-6) at Washington Redskins (3-5): This is the battle between rookie sensations; last year’s Cam Newton and this year’s Robert Griffin III. Newton’s Panthers are really struggling and quite frankly, Cam doesn’t look that good. I’ve always had my doubts about his leadership capabilities and this game is where he needs to prove me wrong.
My Prediction: 28-10 Redskins

Philadelphia Eagles (3-4) at New Orleans Saints (2-5): Whichever team wins this game makes the playoffs this season. Yup, I said it. Eagles quarterback Michael Vick needs to take command of the offense again and what better match-up then against a pathetic Saint’s D? That said, the Eagles’ D really needs to come to play today, because if they don’t Saints QB Drew Brees will have a field day.
My Prediction: 45-31 Eagles

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A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.
  • Big Fat Toad

    You are high if you think the Bills are beating the Texans. Very high.

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Hey! None of our staff has ever inhaled any of that stuff… today. And if there are any pot-takers in the MTM Family, it’s for medicinal purposes only. They need it for their nerves – their teams mostly suck.

      • http://twitter.com/Lori_Levine LoriLevine

        I need power for my pocket rocket. That takes care of my nerves. ;)

        • AngryWard

          Bwahahaha! Fantastic, LL! Tell ya what, I’m gonna run by Costco this a.m. and get you a monster pack of Duracells.

  • Newt Rockne

    That #5 has some chassey… And I bet she wouldn’t cry if she led the Crimson Tide on a game winning drive. What a sissy!

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Bear Byrant was barfing on his tower in the sky. One, Zachary meso summed it up best on Twitter. See the screenshot of the Tweet he Twatted. We certainly don’t want to miss any updates from Zachary meso!

      • http://twitter.com/Lori_Levine LoriLevine

        Boys I think that’s an ‘S’ on her panties. But the jokes are still applicable. And can somebody please get my power on in time for the Giants game?! :(

  • Yimclancy

    Most people in the world KNOW the Buffalo Bills suck…so sayeth YIM

    • http://meetthematts.com/ Meet The Matts

      Anti-Yiminists from Cheektowoga, Tonawanda and Hamburg, NY are organizing protests re this anit-Bills rant. They are dropping anchor at… The Anchor Bar.

      • Yimclancy

        It wasn’t an anti-Bill rant .Just a fact …sorta like there’s no way in hell we’ll have a President named Mitt. I have nothing against the Bills but, well…they suck. Yimology accepts fans of all faith in The House of Bacon.

  • DJ Eberle

    Hey I’m going out on a limb here… hence the “upset alert.” But if this team plays the way it should on paper it can play with almost anyone… Granted that’s a big if. They’ve also had two weeks to prepare for Houston and they’re playing indoors for the first time this year. That’s also something to take into consideration.

    • AngryWard

      The other thing to take into considerattion is that Chan Gailey is still their head coach. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to the House of Bacon for worship.

      • Sam’s-A-Fan

        Don’t forget Lori’s batteries!

  • Finns

    I love this stuff

  • Big56Blue

    Let’s Go Giants!

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