Author Archive for Angry Ward
Wednesday: Angry Ward, who has admirers at the NY Times, is the quintessential angry sports fan but one exception... he's flat-out funny. And the angrier he gets, the more amusing his work becomes. Psychiatrists say, "Angry Ward's 'anger' is a direct result of "Bronx/Mets syndrome: growing up in the Bronx as a Mets fan." As if that weren't enough, his Minnesota North Stars abandoned him for Dallas, forcing him to embrace The Wild the way conservatives embrace Mitt Romney. While the Vikings tease him incessantly with flirtations of success, the Golden State Warriors, "Don't have a enough short, white angry guys but I don't dislike them... that much." A-Dubya is MTM's longest-tenured indentured servant, its Larry David and quite simply, The Franchise.
Bronx, NY – Earlier this week, my fellow MTM drone D.J. Eberle included a little musical segment at the end of his spirited fantasy baseball piece. In it, D.J. and a couple of his buds did a Ron Bugundy/Robin Thicke lip sync to the Christopher Cross 1979 mega-hit Ride Like the Wind. Unfortunately, for anyone out […]
NEW YORK, NY – Knocking this one out on a dark and stormy Tuesday night. I’ll spare you all of the Agatha Christie particulars. Let’s just say that it’s pissing rain/snow, I just finished wolfing down a pork chop dinner (no offense to my Passover-celebrating neighbors), and I’m hoping that Yadier Molina somehow pushes my […]
FLUSHING, NY – This past Sunday I made my first pilgrimage of the year to that nervous hospital known as CitiField or, as Mets fans call it, group therapy. It all started at the Marble Hill Metro North Station where I met up with my brother, who would be attending his third game of the […]
Bronx, NY – I’m back from my one-week vacation and ready to report on the west coast swing that started in Northern California and ended in the Nevada Desert. This little jaunt had a lot of starts and stops. I’ll do my best to encapsulate the events as best I can. Let’s get to it. […]
“Ms. Selter is young, lives in the greatest city in the world and has the most sought after backyard in the five boroughs.” -Angry Ward BRONX, NY – I know we may still yet have some snow in the forecast, but I have fully made the move to Spring-Summer mode. The sun setting after six […]
BRONX, NY – Today is Ash Wednesday, which marks the beginning of Lent among practicing Christians, and even those Christians who prefer to take the Allen Iverson approach to practice… which is most. Thus begins the big lead-up to Easter, not mention all of the pomp and pageantry that comes with the 22-day countdown to […]