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Cam James hails from Missouri and is a down-the-line St. Louis fan: Rams, Cards, Blues... Thus his occasional "Ram Rules" column. He hates Kansas basketball, lives in Denver, been a wrestler, dabbled in Ultimate Fighting and plays hardball. Oh, and he's Opie Taylor white.

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NFL Surprises So Far…

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ST. LOUIS, MO – Three weeks into the NFL season and there are few NFL Surprises greater than the fact that the Giants are 0-3 and the Jets are 2-1.  Unfortunately for me, it’s not surprising that the Rams are 1-2 after their dismal showing at the Jerry Dome but that is still better than the […]

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Olberboob??? Keith Olbermann, The Navy and the Washington Nationals

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ST LOUIS, MO – Every year in September, the NFL bursts on the scene like that bombshell blond that is new in town on the first day of high school.  Everyone bends over backwards to do things as meaningless as breathe the same air, sit in the same room and maybe even get lucky enough […]

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USA Soccer Rocks Mexico… Mexico Sucks

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MEXICO – I, Camtavious James, am going to break all rules on this site  – at the risk of being run out of Mattville.  Yes, today’s column is about… football.  BUT… I don’t mean that thing we came up with wherein only a skinny former footballer kicks the ball.  I’m talking about… soccer. On Tuesday […]

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NFL KICKOFF TIME

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DENVER, CO – This week more than ever the need for MTM press passes is apparent… and yet again I do not have one.  On the day of the beginning of NFL Season I am in Denver on business and I, like many miscreant blog writers, will be climbing the rafters outside of Sports Authority […]

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NCAA Making Johnny Manziel Into Miley Cyrus

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ST. LOUIS, MO – In the world of college sports, nothing is more evident than the fact that the NCAA is no more credible and has no more power than a teen pop star’s Dad.  Over the years the NCAA has found ways to ground, scold, slap the wrist of and even take away driving […]

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Yeah, I was the first to say it: FIRE REX RYAN!!!

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UPPER WEST SIDE, NYC – Rarely will I ever admit to having the tendencies of a New Yorker.  In fact, the idea of me having to trade in my Missouri driver’s license before March makes me want to puke.  That being said, every so often I embrace my inner New York and it translates into […]

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Pirates Will Win World Series

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ST. LOUIS, MO – I said it before and I will say it again: The NL Central will put three teams into the playoffs this year. Yet, as per the norm, I expect most of you east coast heathens to malign my postulations as being nothing more than pure hyperbole. To you lambastards (lambaste + […]

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Open Championship vs All Star Game: Which Sucks More?

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ST. LOUIS, MO – Each year in mid-July, baseball takes a break and golf pays homage to the birth of the game by having the world’s finest return to the birthplace of the game. Personally, I think the All Star Game and the Open Championship both stink more than Junoir Blaber after a rugby match.  […]

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Dumb Sports Questions From Dopey Cam James

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ST. LOUIS,  MO – For those of you fortunate enough to tune in to CBS 2 News over the weekend, yours truly got to use up 30 seconds of my 15 minutes of fame.  It was the biggest waste of 30 seconds ever.  For some reason, whether it be a lack of creativity or simply […]

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Dumb Celeb Athletes: Heed my Advice

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ST. LOUIS, MO – There are few things more annoying than news headlines about Athletes/Celebrities involved in gun crimes.  After weeks of speculation, Aaron Hernandez has become the most recent imbecile that has busted a cap in someone or something.  Look, I am a country boy and a card-carrying member of the NRA.  But I […]

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