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A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.

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New York Fashion Week: Worst Sports Uniforms

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NEW YORK, NY – Fashion Week just ended and seamlessly leads into tonight’s Oscars Awards, ceremony where all on the red carpet will be strutting duds from the biggest names in fashion. I won’t ever be mistaken for a Bob Mackie or Ralph Lauren but when it comes to sports wardrobe faux pas, here are […]

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Home Run, Hit Kings: Alex Rodriguez & Pete Rose Cooperstown Worthy?

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BRUINSVILLE, NY – A WWF wrestling script couldn’t have been penned any better than what was revealed recently regarding Alex Rodriguez. The villainous A-Rod returns from his 2014 season-long ban for steroid use when the Yankees open their Tampa training camp on February 20th fresh off a training┬ásession led by the reviled Barry Bonds. Are […]

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No Football, No Problem. Try Doc Emrick, Hot Stove, Hoops and Cupid?

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DUNG DROPPINGS, NY – Today is the first football-less Sunday since the first week of September and it doesn’t feel so good. There’s no weekly point-spread pool or King of the Hill or fantasy lineup to get in before the 1:00 kickoff time (see how much the NFL’s popularity revolves around gambling?). So, nothing quite […]

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PROP BETS for the Super Big Game Bowl!

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FROZEN, NY – The first Sunday in February means one thing and one thing only; it’s the biggest football game of the year. It’s so BIG, it’s got Roman numerals in its name and we’re not allowed to say its name! That’s BIG! MTM Management decided we should refer to it as the SBBG (Super […]

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Roger Goodell, Deflate-gate and All-Star Game Garbage Time

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HONOLULU, HI – Normally, Wednesday’s are angry days on MT,M courtesy of Angry Ward but today I’m here to let off some sports-related steam.┬áThe NFL is making my blood-pressure rise as if I had just eaten a package of hot dogs and washed them down with beer. Forget the NCAA hypocrisy that super-fan jgclancy has […]

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Playoffs? Playoffs? NFL and NHL, Islanders-Rangers Renewed!

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Uniondale, NY–Being a self-confessed hockey nut, making the transition from what is the last true NFL Football Sunday today is much easier for me than for most sports fans. In fact one day last week, courtesy of my vast sports movie library, I decided to indulge on a hockey double-feature and viewed “Goon” and “Slapshot.” […]

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