Author Archive for Cheesy Bruin
A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.
BULL FROG FLATS, NY – Last week there was some confusion as to the results of my Sunday NFL selections, which were indeed 3-1. To help make sense of the ambiguity is a little Gambology 101 (Gambling 101). Today’s lesson centers on the Las Vegas Sports Lexicon: Hook : the value of half often symbolized […]
NEW YORK – Things aren’t necessarily going my way as of late. Let me explain. Thursday night was the 2014 NFL season opener but I was undergoing mandatory fasting for an annual physical the following morning. That meant no beer or munchies during the game. Said examination was of the complete rubber glove variety befor […]
UPSTATE NY – Today you get no introduction as what to expect in a column, no stream of consciousness, just what’s on my sports-related mind. I’ve spent the past several days watching quite a bit of college football and the action on field has been entertaining. Who doesn’t love it when The Ol’ Ball Coach, […]
POUGHKEEPSIE, NY, It was a very quiet (okay, depressing) night at the homestead. The stillness lasted until I went to bed and then interrupted by a cricket who must have been inside the room. It figures the only leg-rubbing going on in my bedroom these days belongs to a frogging insect. Some of the evening was misspent watching NFL […]
NEW YORK, NY – With the opening of the NFL regular season less than three weeks away, the warning bell has sounded for all of you degenerate gamblers to make MTM a required destination for sound investment advice. The record speaks for itself people–over 60% for the first two years I’ve been documented on our […]
He permanently “left the building” thirty-seven years ago this coming Saturday at the age of 42. The man was simply known as “The King” and if it weren’t for popping pills and all of those fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches Elvis Presley consumed the hits would have kept on coming. Today, I pay […]