Author Archive for Cheesy Bruin
A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.
Manalapan, NJ- Thought I’d never say this but the Garden State is where I find myself living at the moment after having foreclosed on my house which had zero to do with my miserable 2-6 (I have more children than winners) record against the spread after the first two weeks of NFL football. […]
In a few days the Pope will be in NYC speaking several languages, kissing babies heads, and spreading words of peace and how the Catholic church is changing with the times. YAWWWN. Where was g*d when I needed him last week?!? I know Sunday is a day of rest but everybody loves football–even Jesus! For […]
Short Matt was married yesterday and congratulations, I think, or at least that’s what is polite to say from a two-time failure at nuptials, but you truly are a better man than most. Leave out the “i” in married and you get marred which is what men are the rest off their life. The timing […]
WOW! It has been a while in between columns for me after spending forty days and forty nights in the Low Country of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. There was no directive to build an ark in seeking shelter from rains of biblical proportion but I may as well have been, in a sense, “a sea” […]
MYRTLE BEACH – Still here in the South, soaking up the sun and humidity and haven’t stopped eating whatever my sister, a former chef, has been serving up. Some friends from up north vacationed here as well and met up with them for a visit to the beach and pool where the brainchild for today’s […]
Summertime means there is even less television programming worth watching–so little in fact, I came across and stayed on MTV2 for Jackass 3.5 several nights ago. There’s something about adults who haven’t grown up and abuse their bodies with sophomoric stunts for our pleasure. Yes, I was drinking quite a bit this evening in question […]