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A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.

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Worst Sports Injuries Ever: Cheesy Bruin Makes Us Flinch

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HOSPITAL FOR SPECIAL SURGERY, NYC – Today marks twenty-six years since one of sports most gruesome and graphic injuries occurred when the skate blade of St. Louis Blues forward Steve Tuttle sliced the jugular vein of home team Buffalo Sabres goalie Clint Malarchuk. While the events gave new meaning to the sports cliché “going for […]

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Booze and Baseball? St Patty’s Day Special: All Irish Team

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  COUNTY CORK, IRELAND – It’s the middle of March and NCAA Basketball Conference Championships notwithstanding, means two other things; Spring Training baseball and St. Patrick’s Day are here. To commemorate two favorite pastimes of baseball and drinking oneself silly, I’m here to loosely field my own All Irish Team. Starting Pitcher (because every Irish […]

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Spring Forward? Sports Time Machine Sees Wildcats, Mets, Yanks, Knicks, Horses

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COXSACKIE, NY – Spring ahead as the saying goes when it’s time to turn the clocks ahead in observance of daylight savings time – or the time where broken-down mopes like me complain about losing an hour of sleep despite a fruitful existence. Today, I’ll combine our clock synchronization as a sports time machine of […]

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Anthony Mason: New Yorker and Knick For Life

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SPRINGFIELD GARDENS, QUEENS – He left a mark in fan’s memories the same way he bruised the opposition attempting to travel inside the paint in hopes of filling the hole on a basketball court. Anthony Mason played larger than his 6’7″, 250-pound frame and got the most out of his ability based more upon determination than an […]

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New York Fashion Week: Worst Sports Uniforms

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NEW YORK, NY – Fashion Week just ended and seamlessly leads into tonight’s Oscars Awards, ceremony where all on the red carpet will be strutting duds from the biggest names in fashion. I won’t ever be mistaken for a Bob Mackie or Ralph Lauren but when it comes to sports wardrobe faux pas, here are […]

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Home Run, Hit Kings: Alex Rodriguez & Pete Rose Cooperstown Worthy?

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BRUINSVILLE, NY – A WWF wrestling script couldn’t have been penned any better than what was revealed recently regarding Alex Rodriguez. The villainous A-Rod returns from his 2014 season-long ban for steroid use when the Yankees open their Tampa training camp on February 20th fresh off a training session led by the reviled Barry Bonds. Are […]

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