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A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.

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How ‘Bout Dem Cowboys?

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FT. WORTH, TX – It’s only fitting that I write about the Dallas Cowboys on Mother’s Day since this team’s brain trust (using that term very loosely) has made the mother of all mistakes very recently. Jerry Jones and his staff should submit to drug and alcohol testing after a series of moves that will […]

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NFL Draft Sucks, Rangers Win, Mets Tanking, A-Roid, Stormy Mayweather?

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CHICAGO, IL – That’s it. I’m done. What the NFL Draft has become is no different than the hype leading up to the championship game played on the first Sunday in February – with the name trademarked to the point where it cannot be uttered without infringement. The crescendo of talking heads, former players and […]

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New York Owns Sports Pages: Yanks vs Mets, Islanders & Rangers

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BRONX, NY – From the Timing is Everything Department; Jacob deGrom “Garden Gnome” Giveaway Day is Saturday, May 2nd at CitiField and coincidently, comes after Mark Teixeira hit a pair of homers to Nome, Alaska off of the reigning NL Rookie of the Year, in the opening game of the Subway Series Friday at Yankee […]

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From The Couch: Mets and NHL Playoffs

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METROPOLIS, NY – The beginning of a new baseball year and hockey’s second season – the Stanley Cup playoffs – has found me planted on my couch watching these games until late hours. Here are some observations in rambling form: There’s a lot of renewed enthusiasm running high around Flushing with the Mets off to […]

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Famous Sports Mouths: Ali, Cosell and Tony Gwynn?

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NEW YORK, NY – Today marks the beginning of Oral, Head and Neck Cancer Awareness Week, which ends on April 18th. This is a cause hitting close to home for me, being a two-time survivor of the disease and having family succumb to these types of cancer. It would be selfish of me not to […]

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Happy Easter! Must-See Easter Sports TV

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TUCKAHOE, NY – As part of the crack staff here at Meet The Matts, sometimes you do things you wouldn’t normally otherwise do, and one such event happened on Friday night. Scanning the television channels on an otherwise dreadful night of programming, the guide alerted me to the series premiere of Meet The Smiths on […]

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