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A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.

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Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Playoffs Picks, Vikings Cheerleaders, NFL Notes

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MARLBORO, NY – Last week’s opening round of the NFL Playoffs was a wacky one, where all four underdogs beat the spread and two (Atlanta and Tennessee) won outright. There was a little bit of everything last weekend; a large blown lead by the Chefs Chiefs… a low-scoring snoozer between Buffalo and Jacksonville… a back-door […]

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NFL Slim Pickins: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Andy Dalton, Cheerleaders

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MARLBORO, NY– This edition of Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks is brought to you by Rittenhouse Rye Whiskey and is surprisingly being written on a Thursday because of one reason and one reason only… this weekend’s opening round of playoffs will suck. Don’t believe me? Taking a look at the four point-spreads for these games, […]

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New Year’s Gambling Eve: FREE NFL Picks, Notes, Joe Namath, Cheerleaders

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TIMES SQUARE – The Waterford Crystal ball descends tonight to usher in 2018, but before that happens I’ll be tapping into my crystal football for the last edition of Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks. No other team sport season flies by quite like the NFL, as it seems like just yesterday I was making over/under […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks: Stocking Stuffers and NFL Notes for Gamblers

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BOURBON TRAIL, KY – I’m sober. For now. I’m putting my Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks together a full day in advance of all the boozing I’ll be doing, starting this evening. It won’t stop, God willing –  until the day after Christmas. Humility aside, I was 3-1 last week and delivered on the promise […]

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Sports Xmas Presence: FREE NFL Picks plus Best/Worst Sports Gifts

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NORTH POLE – ‘Twas the week (and a day) before Christmas and all through the sports-book house, not a degenerate gambler was stirring, not even a mouse. These FREE NFL Picks were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Cheesy Bruin soon would be there. With tales of Christmases from his youth he’d […]

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Cheesy Bruin FREE NFL Picks, NFL Nuggets, Derek Jeter, Giants vs Cowboys, Cheerleaders

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MARLBORO, NY – Sometimes it’s not that you lose but how you lose. Last week for instance I had the Over 40.5 in the Indianapolis/Jacksonville game and lost by half a point. The lesson here is twofold: 1) That’s why they call it gambling 2) It pays to shop around for the most favorable odds […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks; Giants, Jets Crapping The Bed In Other Ways

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MARLBORO, NY – The Jets crapped out in the 4th quarter again last week and a few days later, the Giants crapped on the best quarterback they’ve arguably ever had. Seriously and sadly enough to New York Football Giants fans, the J-E-T-S have a better shot at wiping themselves clean in the very near future. […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Food, Sad Fans, Game Notes

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MARLBORO, NY – The holidays are officially here and I hope all of you in Mattville had a wonderful Thanksgiving. It is the time of year of unparalleled indulgence and today’s Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks have a food-related twist to them, one that may just leave you repulsed… or hungry. Last week I returned to […]

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Muy Caliente! FREE NFL Picks, NFL Nuggets by Cheesy Bruin in Mexico City!

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MARLBORO, NY – I’m on an epic 16-4 (80%) run over the past five weeks with Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks here at Meet The Matts. Last week I proved even the most depressing of games can be profitable – and rewarding – if you can stand watching such crap. If I had to pick […]

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FREE NFL Picks: Cash In On Depressing Games, Select NFL Chearleaders

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depression (n.) feelings of severe despondency and dejection MARLBORO, NY – There’s no amount of medicine that can make me feel better about my Fantasy Lineup for this week. I am forced, due to Tampa Bay shelving Jameis Winston for a “few weeks” and Derek Carr’s bye week, into starting New England backup QB Brian […]

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