Author Archive for Cheesy Bruin

A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.

rss feed

College Football Musings, Steve Spurrier, Corporate Cash and Camouflage Uniforms

18 Comments

UPSTATE NY – Today you get no introduction as what to expect in a column, no stream of consciousness, just what’s on my sports-related mind. I’ve spent the past several days watching quite a bit of college football and the action on field has been entertaining. Who doesn’t love it when The Ol’ Ball Coach, […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

NFL Exhibition Crud, The Biggest Loser, Matt Schaub, Le’Veon Bell

11 Comments

POUGHKEEPSIE, NY, It was a very quiet (okay, depressing) night at the homestead. The stillness lasted until I went to bed and then interrupted by a cricket who must have been inside the room. It figures the only leg-rubbing going on in my bedroom these days belongs to a frogging insect. Some of the evening was misspent watching NFL […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

NFL Over/Under Win Totals: Cowboys, Rams and Colts

26 Comments

NEW YORK, NY – With the opening of the NFL regular season less than three weeks away, the warning bell has sounded for all of you degenerate gamblers to make MTM a required destination for sound investment advice. The record speaks for itself people–over 60% for the first two years I’ve been documented on our […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Elvis Presley and Sports Kings–Aaron, Clyde, Wally, Bernard and David Arthur

18 Comments

He permanently “left the building” thirty-seven years ago this coming Saturday at the age of 42. The man was simply known as “The King” and if it weren’t for popping pills and all of those fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches Elvis Presley consumed the hits would have kept on coming. Today, I pay […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Sports Sinners: Dustin Johnson, Josh Gordon, Stephen Drew and the NFL

16 Comments

NEWPORT, RI – For audience members who didn’t notice, I committed a transgression last week of the Eleventh Commandment – or the first one on the oft-forgotten third tablet -  “Thou shall not miss a post.” It doesn’t matter that I was severely dehydrated from sinning and only bothers me that original sin had nothing […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Summer of Cheese: Roger Clemens, Nick Saban, Andre Reed and Newport

29 Comments

YELLOW KNIFE, NORTHWEST TERRITORY – What’s a guy to do in the middle of July who doesn’t follow baseball? The weather has been absolutely beautiful over an early summer span without a heat spell to speak of, and is keeping things copasetic… despite the sports void. Morning coffee on the patio and early evening cold […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Back to Top