Author Archive for Cheesy Bruin
A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.
BOSTON, MA – Only one team gets to hoist the 34 1/2 pound series-clinching trophy for the ceremonial victory lap around the arena. Before even starting today’s post, let’s get one thing straight: anything that heavy, is hardly a cup. A cup is something you lift with one hand that holds your morning coffee – […]
SUPLEX, USA – This past week Hollywood lost one of its longest tenured performers, Mickey Rooney. Another actor/entertainer/sports star, James Hellwig, passed away as well. Known better as The Ultimate Warrior of wrestling fame, Hellwig was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame just days prior to his death. Hall of Fame? There’s a wrestling […]
UPPER EAST SIDE, NY – It started with cowboy boots and hat, and golf clubs and lessons from the Astros in Houston the other night; the Derek Jeter Farewell Tour is in full swing. What exactly do you buy a Gazillionaire Basbeball Legend, who probably has everything he needs… and then some? Here are my ideas […]
SAN DIEGO, CA – The oft-quoted lines from 17th century author Alexander Pope’s Essay on Man have become cliché around the start of every baseball season–words emitting optimism from every team’s fan base including the Mets that “hope springs eternal”. In shortly over a month those words will be swallowed along with hemlock in and […]
NEW YORK, NY – A man with a single malt 12 year-old scotch in his hand sits with his dog by his side and watches coverage of March Madness on CBS just like back in the day. Oh, there’s games on TBS and TNT, too? TruTV, what the fuh is that? All games televised. What […]
NEW YORK, NY – Currently, the New York Rangers and their fans find themselves amid a mad scramble for the NHL Playoffs in the first year of the NHL’s new post-season format. Divisional second and third place finishers will square off in the first round while the top two Conference seeds meet the “wild card” […]