Author Archive for Cheesy Bruin

A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.

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Sharks Eating Penguins, Hot Sports Babes, Thor-Gate, Yanks Stank, Praying In Rome

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First off… We may send @TheTallMatt back to Rome to pray for Chase Utley. SAN JOSE, CA – The San Jose Sharks versus Pittsburgh Penguins for the Stanley Cup. Kind of like an ice-cold facecloth on a 100 degree day, because it’s refreshing not having to see the likes of the Blackhawks or Kings representing […]

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Meet Matt Harvey: .500 pitcher

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FLUSHING, NY-Compared to most people on MTM, I have been a Mets fan for all of about two seconds. Curtis Granderson is batting below the Mendoza line as a leadoff batter but, thankfully for The Grandy Man, there is a hot-button topic surrounding the team bothering the fan base that I find a little puzzling. […]

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Corrupt Racetrack, Mets Ice Cold, Missing Blue

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FREEHOLD, NJ – With the Mets running figuratively and literally cold in Denver against the Colorado Rockies – not the hockey team – and the Yankees not worth watching, today’s piece will be about my day at the races… There’s an old saying that goes, “A bad day fishing beats a good day working.” Well, […]

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Fatso Hits A Homer, Boy George Kentucky Derby Queen, Couch Potato Sports

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BRONX, NY– I’m dog-sitting on yet another overcast/rainy Seattle-like Saturday. It’s just me, my dog Biscuit and the vociferous Griffey for an extended weekend. I’ve really got to teach Angry Ward’s dog Griffey (yep, that Griffey) how to “drop a deuce” in the rain in quicker fashion than he does now. It’s almost as if […]

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Prescription Drug Take-Back Day: RX for Rangers, Yankees, Knicks, Nets, Mets, Giants, Isles, Nets

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ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – Yesterday was National Prescription Drug Take-Back Day, where citizens are afforded an environmentally responsible way to dispose of various medicines at designated collection sites. For the New York sports fan, I’ll discuss what drugs should not have been thrown away in haste as a remedy for the ills facing their teams. New […]

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Rangers and Braves Beaten by Matts and Matz

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ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – After being foreclosed on and toying with the notion of being homeless, my Uncle John graciously opened his house to me. Since my arrival, we spend a great deal of time watching sports – when not watching the Republican News Network; more commonly known as the Fox News Channel. Uncle John is […]

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