Author Archive for Cheesy Bruin

A man amongst men. Cheesy Bruin kicked cancer to the curb - twice. The Cheese Man's a big, tough teddy-bear who survived the Bronx despite being an unabashed Boston Bruins fan and Sargent-At-Arms for Angry Ward's Urban Spur Posse. Nuff said. Doctors have taken most of this throat and had to make him a new tongue from thigh-meat (his own) and still he won't shut up about the Bruins, Cowboys, Pirates and Cleveland Cavaliers. And yes, his kids do love him.

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NFL Over/Under Win Totals: Cowboys, Rams and Colts

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NEW YORK, NY – With the opening of the NFL regular season less than three weeks away, the warning bell has sounded for all of you degenerate gamblers to make MTM a required destination for sound investment advice. The record speaks for itself people–over 60% for the first two years I’ve been documented on our […]

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Elvis Presley and Sports Kings–Aaron, Clyde, Wally, Bernard and David Arthur

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He permanently “left the building” thirty-seven years ago this coming Saturday at the age of 42. The man was simply known as “The King” and if it weren’t for popping pills and all of those fried peanut butter, banana and bacon sandwiches Elvis Presley consumed the hits would have kept on coming. Today, I pay […]

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Sports Sinners: Dustin Johnson, Josh Gordon, Stephen Drew and the NFL

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NEWPORT, RI – For audience members who didn’t notice, I committed a transgression last week of the Eleventh Commandment – or the first one on the oft-forgotten third tablet -  “Thou shall not miss a post.” It doesn’t matter that I was severely dehydrated from sinning and only bothers me that original sin had nothing […]

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Summer of Cheese: Roger Clemens, Nick Saban, Andre Reed and Newport

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YELLOW KNIFE, NORTHWEST TERRITORY – What’s a guy to do in the middle of July who doesn’t follow baseball? The weather has been absolutely beautiful over an early summer span without a heat spell to speak of, and is keeping things copasetic… despite the sports void. Morning coffee on the patio and early evening cold […]

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You Talkin’ To Me? Crazy Athletes’ Behavior

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NEW YORK, NY – The moon makes people crazy. How else can you describe Short Matt hitting a milestone birthday, getting engaged and being “treated” at Bellevue Hospital for what is being reported as a bicycle-taxi cab “accident.” No need to off yourself so soon, Boss. The best of the worst is yet to come. […]

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Rambling and Rumblings on Rangers, Mets, NHL Free Agency… and Melo

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TAMPA BAY, FL – Some poor shmuck in Edmonton is about to lose his job and that shmuck’s name is Oilers General Manager Craig MacTavish. Why? Well, for those of you on vacation and the other two gazillion people who just don’t care about hockey, NHL free agency began this past week and saw Benoit […]

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