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Cookie, like 7 fifths of the MTM staff, was brought in by The Franchise (Angry Ward). They met sitting near each other at a NY Rangers game. She's our Angelina Jolie in "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" - by day the fetching wife and young mother of two little boys; by night the hot, sports fanatic that mixes in triathlons and X-Treme sports with her love for the Yankees, Brooklyn Nets, NY Rangers and... Denver Broncos. She is, like most of the rotation, more than a bit sassy, bakes like nobody's business and is one smart... Cookie. She too, needs to be in a bikini as often as possible.
Cookie’s Corner: 10 Things To Do This Weekend
NEW, NY – Lucky for you readers (except West Coast Craig, who might have cared), the American Zofingen Iron ITT 112-mile bike race I’d signed up for was rained out. Yes.. 112 miles, 12,000+ feet of climbing. I was ready – but not ready to do it in the pouring rain and 53-degree weather on [...]
Cookie’s Corner: Top 10 Things I Love About Summer
THE HINTERLANDS, CT: Cookie here. Ya miss me? Nah. I wasn’t hibernating, just had a week off during a stretch of a few that really tested what I’m made of (aside from sugar, and spice, and everything nice.. there’s a heaping dose of tough bitch in there, too). And I’m pleased to report that since [...]
Cookie’s Corner: Cereal Killers, Streak Killers, Oscar Pistorius, R.I.P. Johan Santana
NEW YORK, NY - This week’s column was inspired by one, feverish Little Angry Wardette and her father’s plea for help. A few years back, I had seen boxes of Quisp at my local supermarket and recalled Angry Ward mentioned he loved it as a kid. So, I got a few boxes and sent them [...]
Cookie’s Corner: Sports Celebrity Extractions
NEW YORK, NY – Cookie here. Another two weeks pissed away. It’s still winter and I’d like to behead, skin and EAT that f*cking groundhog for that “early spring” call. But wait! It gets BETTER… While you late birds are reading this (not the early birds: people with kids and/or drinking problems), I’ll be having [...]
Cookie’s Corner: Celebrity Olympics and Yankee Bikinis
GASPARILLA ISLAND, FL – Today’s post is being written as I sit here a day off heading to sunny (I-f*cking-hope-so) Florida. I’m headed down for a quick few days with Ma Cookie and the Bawston Cousin Cookies. And while I’m figuring out how to keep the Cookie Cross-fit going on an island I’m likening and [...]
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Cookie’s Corner: Tough Cookies of Spring Sports
SPRINGLANDIA, CT – Is it ME, or is everything suddenly GREEN? Spring has sprung and I’m SO excited about it. And there are a few other people who may or may not be excited this week…and they are all TOUGH COOKIES. Let’s take a look: The Cleveland Three: The incredible story of the week, the three [...]
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