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Different Matt is our cunning Cornell grad/rugby player. "Diff" joined us just after the switch from being "Mets only" to an all-sports stop. He's a Yankee fan; thus he was "different." Aside from the Yanks, he's a diehard NY Giants, NY Rangers and NY Knicks fan. He also likes long walks on the beach and cappuccinos and nearly died in Las Vegas.

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Blueshirts In Command with Three Weeks to Go

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MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, NY – The New York Rangers are playing some great hockey right now. They currently sit atop the Metropolitan Division on 95 points, five points ahead of the Fishsticks with three games in hand. And seven points ahead of Sidney & The ice Birdies with two fewer games played. In the absence […]

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Did Rangers Bet Farm in Stanley Cup Bid?

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MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, NY – It was a busy run-in to the trade deadline for the New York Rangers. Cigar-chomping GM Glen Sather and company were wheeling and dealing to strengthen the Blueshirts for a deep playoff push. The mayhem started with news that the snow-soaked New Yorkers had acquired defenseman Keith Yandle from the […]

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Rangers Roll sans King Lundquist, All-Star Melo Shuts It Down

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s been a tough sports week here in the NYC. Henrik Lundquist took a puck to the throat against the Carolina Hurricanes. He finished the game but he hasn’t played since. He’ll be out a minimum of three weeks and up to six weeks or more as he recovers and tries […]

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Stumblin Bumblin Rangers Not Playing Like All-Stars

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NEW YORK, NY – After storming into the All-Star break riding a three-game winning streak, the Rangers have stumbled out of the blocks in the second half of the season. The Blueshirts lost handily to Tall Matt’s Islanders at The Mausoleum on Tuesday and last night capitulated feebly to Les Habitants de Montreal. The Rangers […]

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Did Rangers Smoke Pot out West?

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MSG, NYC – Did the New York Rangers smoke pot out west? Or on the plane-ride home? We think not. But after sweeping the state of California last week, the Rangers have looked stoned against their arch-rival Islanders and Cheesy’s Bruins, leading to the speculative/hypothetical headline. And there is no time for munchies… The Blueshirts […]

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Blue Christmas: Rangers Surge Into Holidays as Nash Bridges

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Happy Boxing Day, everybody! MADISON SQUARE GARDEN, NY – The Rangers made it 7 wins in a row on Tuesday night against the Capitals. The victory put the Blueshirts ahead of the Caps in the standings and into the third playoff spot in the Metropolitan Division. They’re six points behind the Islanders now with two […]

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