Author Archive for Junoir Blaber

Junoir Blaber is from Ghana but was transplanted to the Bronx as a young lion chaser. Blaber is the Rain Man of Meet The Matts and is a featured contributor on MTM global partner, Rugby Wrap Up. The name "Junoir" is not a cool African name. Instead, Blaber mis-typed "Junoir" on his Facebook page. But proving that two wrongs indeed do make a right, he embraced his new persona - [June-noire]... Manute Bol is his uncle and his teams are the Mets, Jets, Knicks & NY Rangers... And Manchester United. He knows soccer. [Vomit]. P.s... He has webbed toes and came be followed on Twitter here: @JunoirBlaber

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Zeke Elliott Suspension, Aaron Hernandez’s Brain and Stupid Thursday Night Uniforms!

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  – So it is 10:30pm and I get a call from a partiall-drunk Short Matt. He needed a Friday pinch hit and apparently he was running out of suckers, so he called me. We had a chat about life in Western New York, and then he made the ask. I said, […]

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Those Unpredictable Jets, 2017 World Series Hiccups, KP da God

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  – Damn! Junoir Blaber here, back at again with these Saturday pinch-hits! Who else but me would say yes to an offer to pinch hit. Anyway, I had to because there was a couple of things to talk about anyway, so I was excited to get the call… On tap today […]

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Rebuilding Year Championship Curse, Jets Worst Nightmare, USA Soccer Void

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  – Welcome to Jolly Junoir Wednesday. This will be one-time-only event. I am pinch hitting for Angry Ward, who is busy in Vegas cheering on his second team, the Las Vegas Golden Knights, on those long Las Vegas nights. MORE ON WARD: he’s taking the “…stays in Vegas” thing a step […]

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#WhatAreWeDoing, Rangers Slow Start And Jets Fail Again

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  – I was asked whether I wanted to pinch-hit on Friday or Saturday. I actually had a choice this time! I chose Saturday, but the Lil’ Big Boss said. “Sorry, Friday is more urgent. And we’ll need that stapler back.” I will keep it simple since I am so short on […]

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Why People Protest, NY Rangers Roster Moves, NBA Eastern Conference

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  – Because the Rugbywrapup.com show is taking off, the calls for pinch hitting is getting later and later. However, I am still able to answer the call, but as a result there is far less time for the fluff. The usual formula is a Song of the Week before we get […]

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Return of Quebec City, Kaepernick Protest and Lewd Sports Fans

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EL BARRIO, EL FALLS  – This is the ultimate pitch hit. Got the call about an hour or so ago, get well Mr. Whitney, the elder. I don’t have much time for a nice fluffy intro, lets get into.The usual formula is a Song of the Week before we get to the Sports Stuff  then […]

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Chris Long Supports Jenkins, Stanton After Roger Marris, Lewd Sports Fans

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EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – It has been almost a month since I last graced these pages. I hope you have missed me as much as I missed you guys. Having become a regular pinch hitter, first bat of the bench if you will, it felt weird being unable speak with my fans. There has been […]

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Cop Memorial, OJ is paroled, NBDL & Football season is coming

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EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – July is probably the worst month of the Sports Calendar. There is literally nothing going on regarding the four major sports, especially since baseball takes a week off for the All-Star Game. Lots of trade talk but very few mega-buster trades. It is now that a guy like me that […]

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Defending de Blasio, Conforto Succeeds, The Gold Cup

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EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – It has been a crazy last few days for me. Driving upstate for the July 4th holiday then getting back and being busy with helping my brother with some of his jobs. Now without much prep or rest, I have been called on to pinch hit. Time to make it do […]

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Knicks and Rangers: No Good Deed Goes Unpunished. So Says Sports Rain Man

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EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – Ciao! My good friends. I am filling in for my stunt double (the other bald black guy), as he is in Italia! So here I am enjoying my summer in the city while he enjoys his in Milan, Rome or wherever! Well enough of the vacation talk. It is time […]

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