Author Archive for Lori Levine
Lori Levine is one of those people who should always be in a bikini. Don't be fooled by the fact that Howard Stern voted her his Hottest Fan, though. Her "degenerate dad" raised her at the track in New Jersey and watching the Yankees, NY Giants, NY Rangers and Knicks. She knows sports better than 99.9% of us and she's a wise-ass with the brain to make it all work.
NEW YORK, NY – So it’s that time of year when people love countdowns. Well, countdowns and also discounted merchandise, (Air Jordans), stuffing highly caloric meats with highly caloric carbs and suicide. And when I think back at 2013, I think of the fond memories such as Kevin Ware telling his Louisville teammates to “just […]
NEW YORK, NY – For all I’m concerned, there are two types of people in the world: 1) People who do not understand the fascination with Major Rob Ford 2) People who love him. Of course I am one of the latter – and on the right side of history in doing so. Frankly, I […]
BRONX, NY – Sometimes I miss the days when the worst part about the Bronx was not being able to walk around at night if you have a vagina. And now, I’d kill for that to be the largest hurdle. Nowadays, the Bronx is being littered with The Crucifixion of Alex Rodriquez. Similar to Lehman […]
NEW YORK, NY – This was a rough summer, to say the least. With the Yankees’ injuries, looming retirements, elimination from the post-season, more reported PED usage, Mariano Rivera bobblehead-gate, and twerking becoming a national pastime; I was definitely excited for a new beginning. And, that beginning is the NFL, and more specifically, the New […]
NEW YORK – Writing about the Giants and the Jets is sort of like comparing Hillary Clinton with Tan Mom or Teen Mom. The Jets are the Giants white trash, room-sharing, younger sister. Yet, even with all my non-enthusiasm for the Jets, I must admit, I was looking forward to seeing what QB Geno Smith […]
NEW YORK, NY – Remember the good old days, when Ohio wasn’t known for kidnaps and murders, and Rolling Stone Magazine didn’t put a terrorist on their cover, and the Yankees were a great team? Their ranking is now comparable to Aaron Hernandez’s Wonderlic Test score. Don’t get me wrong, I still live and bleed […]