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1986 Mets 30th Anniversary: On Camera w Howard Johnson and Son Glen

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ROCKLAND COUNTY, NY – With the 1986 World Champion Mets – and their Amazin’ fans – celebrating the 30th Anniversary of that Marvelous (say it like Bob Murphy), we had the opportunity to speak with one of their key players, Howard Johnson, and his son Glen. Is a Hojo comeback in the cards? Will Glen […]

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Horrid Harvey Hurt, Hottest Sports Reporter, Done BMC, Garth Brooks to Yankees

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NEW YORK, NY – As we watched the Dark Knight get his can kicked by Bain Washington from section 123, all we kept thinking about was how lucky Mets fans are that the Carlos Gomez for Zack Wheeler and Wilmer Flores trade didn’t go through. After the massacre was over, and the bloodied former Ace […]

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April Baseball: Struggling Rotations, Cold Bats, deGrom Conspiracy

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NEW YORK, NY – While we fill-in for Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson, who went rogue – tailing Jacob deGrom. Seems Big Al/FSA is went AWOL  to investigate his deGrom Conspiracy. , Mets Lying About Wife & Baby conspiracy theory. With our pundit rotation now torn asunder, we couldn’t help but gravitate to April Baseball […]

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Opening Day for deBaby deGrom and WrestleMania from Jerry’s World!

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This article courtesy of Jackson Sternberg… FLUSHING, NY – It is Opening Day – and not just for the New York Mets. At press time, it remained a very real possibility that it was opening day for deBaby deGrom too. We here at MTM wish Jacob and his family nothing but the best of health for […]

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Giants Ground Jets, Mets Better Than Yanks

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NEW YORK, NY – For the rare NY Jets and New York Yankees fan, like Johnny Rox, yesterday was a bad day. For fans of the Giants and and Mets, like our Founding Matts, yesterday was a grand day. Why? Because we couldn’t help but think that today’s NY headlines could read something like this: […]

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Best Sports Fans? Cleveland, Cleveland and Cleveland

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CINCINNATI, OH – See? Right out of the gate #Cleveland doesn’t even get the respect of this article’s orign. And we’re not even in Cincinnatah. But why would we, as died-in-the-orange/blue-wool NY sports fans, give a Brown thing about this barren, depressing, fiscally-challenged, perennial black hole for professional sports? Good question. It’s likely because as […]

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