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April Baseball: Struggling Rotations, Cold Bats, deGrom Conspiracy

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NEW YORK, NY – While we fill-in for Big Al Sternberg/Fake Sandy Alderson, who went rogue – tailing Jacob deGrom. Seems Big Al/FSA is went AWOL  to investigate his deGrom Conspiracy. , Mets Lying About Wife & Baby conspiracy theory. With our pundit rotation now torn asunder, we couldn’t help but gravitate to April Baseball […]

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Opening Day for deBaby deGrom and WrestleMania from Jerry’s World!

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This article courtesy of Jackson Sternberg… FLUSHING, NY – It is Opening Day – and not just for the New York Mets. At press time, it remained a very real possibility that it was opening day for deBaby deGrom too. We here at MTM wish Jacob and his family nothing but the best of health for […]

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Giants Ground Jets, Mets Better Than Yanks

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NEW YORK, NY – For the rare NY Jets and New York Yankees fan, like Johnny Rox, yesterday was a bad day. For fans of the Giants and and Mets, like our Founding Matts, yesterday was a grand day. Why? Because we couldn’t help but think that today’s NY headlines could read something like this: […]

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Best Sports Fans? Cleveland, Cleveland and Cleveland

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CINCINNATI, OH – See? Right out of the gate #Cleveland doesn’t even get the respect of this article’s orign. And we’re not even in Cincinnatah. But why would we, as died-in-the-orange/blue-wool NY sports fans, give a Brown thing about this barren, depressing, fiscally-challenged, perennial black hole for professional sports? Good question. It’s likely because as […]

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Weekend At Bernie’s: Brooklyn Dodgers, O’Malley Made Bernie Sanders

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BROOKLYN, NY – While researching material for yesterday’s piece, The Best Athlete of the Presidential Candidates, we came across the story of how the Brooklyn Dodgers and Walter O’Malley basically made Bernie Sanders into the man he is today… by tearing his heart out. WTF (What The Frog), right?! How did an old Jewish Vermont […]

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Sports Webcast: Talkin’ Cespedes, Mets, #QBC, Hot Stove Blizzard Banter

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NEW YORK, NY – With friends at the Queens Baseball Convention making the wise choice to cancel today’s event because of Mother Nature’s rude RSVP, we decided to pitch in and keep the baseball talk alive – and live – at 10AM today… We’ll be talkin’ Cespedes to the Mets, the NL East and any […]

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