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"Grinding Ax" Walter Hynes (GAW) comes from the same Sports Royalty bloodlines as Short Matt... He's heaving hatchets off the heads of any deserving Sports Personalities... His favorite teams are the NY Rangers, Detroit Tigers, Dallas Cowboys, NY Jets and Manchester United... A suburban husband and father of two, Walter understands what it takes to be a second-guessing, sideline-heckling parent and coach.

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Grinding Ax: Can the Knicks and Rangers Be Great Again? Dolan Trump Donald?

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LAKEWOOD, NJ – Perhaps our favorite Leprechaun, James Dolan, should swipe a page out of the Book of Trump.  Just like America, the New York Knickerbockers can be great again! Hey, some of the groundwork is already in place. With NO Mexicans currently in La Liga,  no wall would have to be constructed around Madison Square Garden.  That’s not to suggest […]

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Grinding Ax Chips In: March Madness Mayhem, Star Jay Wright, Coach K

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HOUSTON, TX – I know it’s over, that it happened Monday night, and that’s years ago for the Internet Age, but I love March Madness! Almost as much as the Stanley Cup Playoffs, in fact. There is nothing better than watching raw talent fight it out for that “One Shining Moment” on the big stage. […]

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Grinding Ax: Terrell Owens belongs in NFL Hall of Fame!

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CANTON, OH – The NFL Hall of Fame Committee has always been a “Boys Club” for those who abuse their power. As a result, the lines are blurred as to who makes the cut and why. Is it a popularity contest? How do they actually measure one candidate from another? Is this about a players […]

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Grinding Ax: Top 10 Super Bowl Moments

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA-  Meet The Matts has been dedicated to give you, our loyal follower(s) a taste of our Super Bowl crudités platter: Sure, Fake Sandy Alderson offered up some Papa Johns with a side of Peyton Manning dispersions. And Angry Ward Calhoun laid out an in-depth dossier of possibilities and Big Game predictions… How does one follow up on literary perfection? But as […]

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Super Bowl Press Questions, Ripping our Sports Webcast

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COUNTY MONMOUTH NJ – There is always a bright side to a crippling blizzard. With a credo from Meet The Matts’ favorite governor – Chris Christie – to stay off the roads, there was zero guilt lounging at home watching TV. There is something to be said about emulating those who live off the rest […]

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Killing Coughlin: Classless New York Giants

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SWAMPS OF JERSEY – Now that Eli Manning’s quivering lip has subsided, let’s look back at the lack of class shown by a New York Giants organization which has been revered as First Class.  Tom Coughlin achieved great things for a team that was fairly mediocre during his tenure. A record of 102 wins against 90 losses was actually worse than Small Matt & Big […]

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Grinding Ax NFL , OBJ, Monmouth Hawks

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‘Twas the Night Before Christmas And what do you know There’s NFL Football On TV to show Just when you thought such a thing was a sin Goodell found a shrewd, sneaky way to cash in The matchup however is sure to amuse Two Western teams that do nothing but lose So if for bad […]

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NFL Christmas List for Santa

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NORTH POLE – Santa has an ominous task each year; granting the wishes of billions. So, how does he determine who gets exactly what they ask for? The obvious guidelines remain a constant.  Be good little boys and girls and avoid the stocking full of  dog-sh*t coal? But what about the bad boys and girls – […]

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NFL Breaking Bad: Is NFC East Race Peyton’s Place?

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WASHINGTON, DC –  It’s that time of year again! A time for giving. Giving another team the NFC East Crown. To borrow a quote from Walter White, perhaps one of the owners in this division will proclaim: “I made a mistake. It’s my own fault. I had it coming. It’s all my fault. I’m sorry.” Jerry Jones or […]

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Grinding Ax: Top 10 NFL Dumb Bastards,

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FREEHOLD, NJ – With all the terror talk around us… all day, every day, (I’m referring to the Dallas Cowboys) I surmised that we needed a diversion. And as it’s been quite some time since I rolled out one of my lists, today’s Top 10 NFL Dumb Bastards satisfies two birds with one bone… or something […]

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