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"Grinding Ax" Walter Hynes (GAW) comes from the same Sports Royalty bloodlines as Short Matt... He's heaving hatchets off the heads of any deserving Sports Personalities... His favorite teams are the NY Rangers, Detroit Tigers, Dallas Cowboys, NY Jets and Manchester United... A suburban husband and father of two, Walter understands what it takes to be a second-guessing, sideline-heckling parent and coach.

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Grinding Ax: They Might Be Giants vs Cowboys

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EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ-  Eli Manning’s New York Giants are playing for a chance to sneak another Super Bowl ring on their mitts.  This season lends great opportunity for Gump & Company.  The league is void of an overwhelming powerhouse squad as evidenced by looking at the records across the divisions. Wait a minute! What about the Dallas Cowboys, who […]

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Bernie Sanders, Millennials Killing NFL, Rangers Rampage

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COLTS NECK, NJ – Egalitarianism will destroy sports as we know it.  Write it down and mark my words. The NFL is already feeling the effects of the Millennials and their distain for personal achievement! Bernie Sanders, The Pied Piper of  Individualism & Intolerance, should band up his following of Starbucks-loving, Chipotle-eating little brats and hostilely take over the office […]

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Angry Ax Wednesday? Dak Prescott, Billy Goat, Dawg Pound, NY Rangers Rolling

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FREEHOLD, NJ – While Angry Ward enjoys some R&R, management reached out to me to bring some civility back to this forum. The word is that ratings here are tanking at the same rate as the NFL’s! That’s just horrible! I trust that they sent out an email blast to let readers know that The Grinding Ax would be swinging an Angry One […]

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Grinding Ax NFL Kickoff Edition: Broncos Buck Pouting Cam Recap, NFL Picks

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“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!“ LAKEWOOD, NJ –  The Cousin Card has been played again as Small Matt emailed me last-minute to fill in due to the impending *Baby Blabber!  How can I say no to that?  While I despise the NFL hierarchy, they then to pull ratings out of their hat – especially […]

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Broke Back Tony Romo, Ezekiel’s Reefer Madness, NFC East

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Thoughts and prayers for Big Al Sternberg and his family. Life is too short. FREEHOLD, NJ – “I Can’t Quit You.” These are the words most likely being uttered from Jason Garrett’s quivering lips as he anguishes over the latest news about Tony Romo.   The NFC East is up for grabs this year, as the Giants, Cowboys, Iggles and […]

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Grinding Ax: Can the Knicks and Rangers Be Great Again? Dolan Trump Donald?

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LAKEWOOD, NJ – Perhaps our favorite Leprechaun, James Dolan, should swipe a page out of the Book of Trump.  Just like America, the New York Knickerbockers can be great again! Hey, some of the groundwork is already in place. With NO Mexicans currently in La Liga,  no wall would have to be constructed around Madison Square Garden.  That’s not to suggest […]

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Grinding Ax Chips In: March Madness Mayhem, Star Jay Wright, Coach K

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HOUSTON, TX – I know it’s over, that it happened Monday night, and that’s years ago for the Internet Age, but I love March Madness! Almost as much as the Stanley Cup Playoffs, in fact. There is nothing better than watching raw talent fight it out for that “One Shining Moment” on the big stage. […]

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Grinding Ax: Terrell Owens belongs in NFL Hall of Fame!

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CANTON, OH – The NFL Hall of Fame Committee has always been a “Boys Club” for those who abuse their power. As a result, the lines are blurred as to who makes the cut and why. Is it a popularity contest? How do they actually measure one candidate from another? Is this about a players […]

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Grinding Ax: Top 10 Super Bowl Moments

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA-  Meet The Matts has been dedicated to give you, our loyal follower(s) a taste of our Super Bowl crudités platter: Sure, Fake Sandy Alderson offered up some Papa Johns with a side of Peyton Manning dispersions. And Angry Ward Calhoun laid out an in-depth dossier of possibilities and Big Game predictions… How does one follow up on literary perfection? But as […]

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Super Bowl Press Questions, Ripping our Sports Webcast

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COUNTY MONMOUTH NJ – There is always a bright side to a crippling blizzard. With a credo from Meet The Matts’ favorite governor – Chris Christie – to stay off the roads, there was zero guilt lounging at home watching TV. There is something to be said about emulating those who live off the rest […]

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