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West Coast Craig reports from Hollywood with an endearingly laid back style. A happily married father of two little boys, WCC has an avocado tree in his yard, plays the hot corner in a "Valley" hardball league and always manages to take cool sports-related mini road-trips, often with his immediate clan. He hails from Oneonta, NY but has been "So very L.A." for twenty years, so his sports teams are the Yankees AND the Dodgers, the Pittsburgh Steelers, the L.A. Lakers and the Colorado Avalanche/Quebec Nordiques. WCC loves bacon-wrapped hotdogs and can touch his heel and his ear... with his hand.

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Holiday Madness: Golden State Warriors, Johnny Manziel, NHL Mumps, Kobe vs Jordan

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CHRISTMASTOWN, USA¬† – It’s that time of year again; the end of it, where there’s a light at the end of a the tunnel on an all-too-quick 2014, and everybody in the world seems to be out there jamming up traffic and snaking parking spots at the mall. It’s a terrible time to be out […]

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Cyber Monday Sports Deals! Coughlin, Colon, Harbaugh, Manziel, Rice All For Cheap

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DENVER, CO- Rocky Mountain Craig reporting this week, coming at you from the posh (and very white) Cherry Hills neighborhood where the women all look like Lululemon pants-and-riding boots wearing, tight pony-tailed clones of each other, and the men seem to be trying to jog off their paunches to keep up. Otherwise, seems like a […]

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Discarded Jose Canseco Finger Tells All

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – We live in a digital age they say, but for me they don’t know just how right they are. I am Jose Canseco’s finger, and I led a pretty charmed life until the big fool shot me off last month. I once held the bats that hit over 460 home runs! I […]

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Peyton Manning Waited All Day for THIS??

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Midnight, save daylight it still feels like one Gotta write a post and make it sound fun But I’m exhausted and the night’s just begun Hey Matt, how bout that, it just came to me… The Sunday Night song on N-B-C about waiting all day in front of the TV Seems pretty ripe for the […]

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Tough Two Minutes

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WEST COAST TIME ZONE –Hi folks, my Monday colleague, DJ Eberle, was sent by MTM Management to cover the Bills game, but the bludgeoning they took from the Patriots has sent him on a bender across the border that ended with him enlisted in the Royal Mounties Navy. Who knew there was such a thing, […]

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Battle of the Playoff Storylines

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – A good story enhances sports, particularly in the playoffs. Pundits are always touting “storybook endings,” or saying things like “Hollywood couldn’t script it any better than this!” That sounds weird to anybody who has ever actually lived in Hollywood. It’s like saying, “That crazy man yelling in his diaper outside Pla-Boy Liquor […]

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