Jackson D Sternberg

The Knicks are Terrible, the Eagles look good and the Yankees Muthaphucking Win!

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SPANISH HARLEM, NY – This was an up and down week for me as a sports fan. I finally got to watch the New York Knicks play (Awful). Also the Philadelphia Eagles and Carson Wentz played their best game of the season and the New York Yankees came back to Muthaphucking win. I have a […]

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David Wright, Wrestlemania! Oh, and ESPN Still Sucks

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SANDS POINT, NY – Sunday night was sheer bedlam at The FSA Compound. The day started with hellacious winds that overwhelmed even the vaunted preparation of the Long Island Power Authority (LIPA). The normally stalwart utility – that rose to fame during SuperStorm Sandy three plus years back – saw over 25,000 “customers” on Long […]

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WWE Battleground! Brock Lesnar, Cena, Rollins and Reigns

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ST. LOUIS, MO – With Baseball’s All-Star break going on interminably, we’ve decided that rather than pining hopelessly for the game we love to return, we’d take our turn at covering one of the Summer’s biggest events. Yes, I am of course referring to WWE’s Battleground! As many on the Meet The Matts staff are […]

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SPORTS LIES: Sandy Alderson Is Pinocchio, I’m Ron Burgundy, Knicks Fix For Coke

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Today’s Sports Lies column is co-written by Jackson D. Sternberg – who is 12,  with Fake Sandy Alderson. The Three Biggest Lies in the world? “The check is in the Mail.” “I promise not to” …well, you know. “We haven’t completely ruled out signing a big-ticket free agent this off-season.” While The first two are […]

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