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Angry Ward Wednesday: Mike Schmidt the Pool Guy, Miami Marlins and Musings from South Florida

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WEST PALM BEACH, FL – Summer in the city wasn’t quite hot enough for me and my anger issues so I made an executive decision and forced the family to take a nice long sweltering vacation in the Sunshine State. Ah yes, late-July in Florida, there’s nothing quite like it. There are only a handful […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Filthiest Sports Movies (N)ever Made

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NEW YORK, NY – So, it has come to my attention that Short Matt is stepping out of the office this week to deal with some family matters. Like everyone else, I hope that everything works out on that end. But what kind of person would I be if I didn’t take advantage of the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Boring Baseball Stars, Carmelo, Things We Could Use a Break From

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Bronx, NY – With soccer exiting stage left (congrats to the Germans for finally finding success when it comes to fighting the rest of the world) and baseball taking it’s annual summer vacation (just when the Mets were starting to play well), now’s a good time to take a few deep breaths, let out all of that […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Seinfeld Night, Brooklyn Cyclones and Coney Island Insanity

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CONEY ISLAND (BROOKLYN), NY – I seriously haven’t a clue as to where to begin this tale, so I’m just going to jump right in and take my chances. I’ll try to keep below a 1,000 word limit, but I could easily go 5,000 and more. I make no promises. For starters, the reason I […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Happy Birthday to a Punch Ball Cheat, Bruins Fanatic and True Friend

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BRONX, NY – “Don’t call it a comeback. I’ve been here for years.” It’s sad but true, I really have been here for years. My two-week hiatus is over and a lot has transpired since I last posted. For starters, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog covered the World Cup for Conan, which was great. Then, […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Escape from New York – Dark Days Ahead for NY Teams

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Bronx, NY – Tonight the New York Rangers desperately try to stave off elimination from the Stanley Cup Finals at Madison Square Garden, an arena that sits atop a sh**thole of a train station, which itself is probably built on some sort of prehistoric Stegosaurus Port-o-Potty. Anyway, everyone here in New York is hoping against hope that […]

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