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Angry Ward Wednesday: Let Odell Beckham Play vs Vikings

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WEST PALM BEACH, FL – It’s two days before Christmas. I think most people out there in MTM-land have checked out and/or taken off for their family holiday celebrations. Not gonna sweat this one today. It’s anything but sweeps week. Let’s have at it. They Might Be Giants. It’s well-documented here that I am a […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Sporty Holidays to You, OJ, Murphy, 1986 Mets, Rams

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BRONX, NY – Oh man, Hanukkah is already in the books and we’re only 10 days away from Christmas. Where does the time go? As I like to tell people, I used to view National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation as a comedy, but as the years have passed I now see it as a searing family […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Curb Your Sports Enthusiasm

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BRONX, NY – This past Sunday I had the pleasure of watching a good portion of the Giants/Jets fiasco in an establishment known as The Piper’s Kilt, located on the Northern tip of Manhattan in a neighborhood known as Inwood. Fellow MTM contributor Junoir Blaber was supposed to be there. But, upon entering, he was […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: NFL, Wilpons, Bubble Hockey Gifts for Me!

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BRONX, NY – Black Friday is history. Cyber Monday is a goner too. It’s time for the latest and greatest made-up holiday sales event. I’m talking, of course, about “Angry Ward Wants It Wednesday!” Here’s a heavily-edited list of all of those sports-related things I want, want, want this Christmas! Pay attention, dammit! Rock’em Sock’em […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: From Chicken Stanley to Cornbread Maxwell – Happy Thanksgiving!

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BRONX, NY – Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, America’s Homecoming, and the favorite holiday of many. I’m still a Christmas guy, but ThanksgivingĀ does deserve all of the love it gets. For starters, it’s always on a Thursday (which follows Angry Ward Wednesday), so you’re guaranteed a four-day weekend! Then there’s the food. This is the one holiday […]

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Angry Ward: Cashman, Zebras, Charlie Sheen

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BRONX, NY – Had an unsettling night of terror last night involving Tom Coughlin’s fiery red skull chasing me down the streets of Manhattan. For the longest time it didn’t say a word, and then it started shrieking, “Two minutes left! Don’t f*** it up!” over and over and over again, until I woke up. […]

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