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Angry Ward Wednesday: Rex Ryan, John Fox and White Coach Recycling Program

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BRONX, NY – “That’s a real shame when folks be throwin’ away a perfectly good white boy like that.” So goes the quote in the Savage Steve Holland 80s comedy Better off Dead, when two guys pruning a tree spy John Cusack in the back of a garbage truck. In the movie it was nothing more […]

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Angry Ward’s Froggin’ New Year’s Eve and 2015 Predictions

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BRONX, NY – We all say stuff like this at the end of every calendar year, but I mean it when I say “Good riddance to 2014.” This has not been an easy year for me and my family, as well as several good friends. Most of us are still drawing breath, which is awesome, but […]

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Angry Ward Christmas: Holiday Hacking from North Korea!

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PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA- Merry Christmas, you stupid face American sports people!! We get tired of hacking them crybaby Hollywood losers at Sony, so instead we focus on even bigger losers on Meet The Matts, #1 web site for unemploy drunks. Here some super-hilarious Meet The Matts e-mail it took us like too seconds to hack. From: […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Holiday Sports Songs Requests

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BRONX, NY – “Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling too. Come on, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.” Actually, it’s not exactly great sleigh riding weather here in the New York metropolitan area, but that’s not stopping local stores and radio stations from bombarding us with every holiday song imaginable. (Air […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: 2014 Sports Holiday Specials

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BRONX, NY – It’s that time of year again. The holidays are in full swing. McCartney and Mariah Carey songs flood the airwaves, disoriented tourists clog the streets and subways, and sidewalk Santas and the homeless compete in a Steel Cage Death Match for our Christmas shopping change. Its also time for all of your […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Tampa Bay Slave Trade and Other Sports Scams

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BRONX, NY – It’s December 3rd, and there are all sorts of feel-good holiday sports stories floating around these days. In Nassau County, the New York Islanders have the most wins in the NHL, a Festivus miracle if ever there were one. Meanwhile the San Francisco 49ers have already completed their holiday shopping and are planning on […]

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