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Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets are Great, Yankees Stink, Baseball is Fun Again

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BRONX, NY – You know what’s fun? I mean besides running around an airport yelling “Serrano’s got the disks! Serrano’s got the disks!” at the top of your lungs? It’s the beginning of baseball season, that magical time of year when a single Opening Day win for your team can get you pumped way out […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Foul Stench of Spring

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BRONX, NY – Today is March 25th, and it’s officially spring, the worst season of the year. What’s that you say? Spring is lovely? A time of rebirth and romance and regular tires? Bullsh~t. Spring sucks. If it’s not still snowing, it’s pissing rain. Your taxes are due. You put on crap-load of winter weight. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Sports Nicknames That Just Didn’t Work

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BRONX, NY – How about that Rangers/Islanders game last night? Wow! Right? The Rangers still have 4 games in hand, blah, blah, blah… Okay, thought I’d get that out of the way in anticipation of all of the, “Why aren’t we talking about the Rangers and/or Islanders?” comments today. What’s that? You want to talk […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Your Team’s Most Famously Worst Fan

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BRONX, NY – Last week infamous ISIL hatchet hood Jihad John (I’d like to market a line of Port-o-Potties under this name) was unmasked as a former snot-nosed London schoolboy with some serious pent up behavioral issues. Was this really such a surprise? I mean, the guy is the terrorist equivalent of that kid in Junior High who wouldn’t hit […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Less Meat, More Tweet and a Beastly Biopic

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?????, NY – Just awoke from a NyQuil-induced fever-dream. Before regaining whatever you would call this blurry state of consciousness, I imagined a movie “concept” where a guy slipped on a sheet of ice, landed square on his bum, and unfortunately found his smartphone embedded in his left ass cheek. The good news is, this […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Talkin’ Baseball

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ICE STATION ZEBRA, NY – It’s President’s Day as I sit here dutifully at my keyboard clickety-clacking out another column. I usually wait for Tuesday, but it’s freezing cold out. there’s more snow on the way, and there’s really nothing to do. Anyway, let’s try to think some warm thoughts and talk a little baseball. […]

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