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Angry Ward Wednesday: Sports Nicknames That Just Didn’t Work

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BRONX, NY – How about that Rangers/Islanders game last night? Wow! Right? The Rangers still have 4 games in hand, blah, blah, blah… Okay, thought I’d get that out of the way in anticipation of all of the, “Why aren’t we talking about the Rangers and/or Islanders?” comments today. What’s that? You want to talk […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Your Team’s Most Famously Worst Fan

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BRONX, NY – Last week infamous ISIL hatchet hood Jihad John (I’d like to market a line of Port-o-Potties under this name) was unmasked as a former snot-nosed London schoolboy with some serious pent up behavioral issues. Was this really such a surprise? I mean, the guy is the terrorist equivalent of that kid in Junior High who wouldn’t hit […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Less Meat, More Tweet and a Beastly Biopic

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?????, NY – Just awoke from a NyQuil-induced fever-dream. Before regaining whatever you would call this blurry state of consciousness, I imagined a movie “concept” where a guy slipped on a sheet of ice, landed square on his bum, and unfortunately found his smartphone embedded in his left ass cheek. The good news is, this […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Talkin’ Baseball

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ICE STATION ZEBRA, NY – It’s President’s Day as I sit here dutifully at my keyboard clickety-clacking out another column. I usually wait for Tuesday, but it’s freezing cold out. there’s more snow on the way, and there’s really nothing to do. Anyway, let’s try to think some warm thoughts and talk a little baseball. […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Our Gang, Bugs Bunny, and other Essential Sports Characters

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BRONX, NY – I’m done trying to write about sports in February. I’d sooner pen a critical essay after watching a 24-hour Caillou marathon. (Those of you who don’t know what this is, consider yourselves blessed and move on.) Today I’m just gonna talk about any damn thing I feel like. You don’t like it? Go […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Pats, Pucks, Baseball and More. February No Longer Sucks

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BRONX, NY – It’s February, the Super Bowl is over, everything in the Northeast is encased in a block of ice, and this is normally time for my annual suicide column about how there’s nothing going on in sports and there’s no reason to live. Not so, this year. There’s plenty to chew on and […]

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