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Angry Ward Wednesday: Farewell, Harold Ramis

Angry Ward Wednesday: Farewell, Harold Ramis

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BRONX, NY – We’ve been losing a hell of a lot of talented people lately and it’s starting to piss me off. On Monday Harold Ramis passed away at his home near Chicago at the way-too-young age of 69. It seems for the past four years he’d been battling something called autoimmune inflammatory vasculitis. I […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Shirley Temple, Olympic Actors and Tanaka’s Toy

Angry Ward Wednesday: Shirley Temple, Olympic Actors and Tanaka’s Toy

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BRONX, NY – I had a few ideas kicking around for today’s post but none of them seemed hefty enough to carry an entire column. Instead we’ll just go with a mixed bag. Let’s get right to it. Shirley, You Can’t be Serious. Sad news yesterday that my first boyhood crush, Shirley Temple, boarded the […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: February is the Cruelest Sports Month

Angry Ward Wednesday: February is the Cruelest Sports Month

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BRONX, NY – I’m writing this one day after a tiny little snow event dumped eight inches of pure uncut powder on Gotham and now they’re saying we’re going to get a bunch more tonight going into tomorrow. Normally this wouldn’t bother me – I love the snow – but my brother just flew down […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Where Are You Watching the Super Bowl?

Angry Ward Wednesday: Where Are You Watching the Super Bowl?

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NEW YORK, NY – Super Bowl XLVIII (which is both a roman numeral and Rob Ryan’s underwear size) is only days away and New Yorkers are so excited about this spirited match-up between two teams from completely different solar systems than our own that we can hardly contain our collective narcolepsy. Nevertheless the SB hype […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Your NYC Super Bowl Visitor’s Guide

Angry Ward Wednesday: Your NYC Super Bowl Visitor’s Guide

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NEW YORK, NY - (***We interrupt Polar Vortex 2: Electric Boogaloo to bring you yet another column.***) It’s the least wonderful time of the year, with the exception of the entire month of February. I’m of course talking about that dead week between the NFL Championship games and the Super Bowl. Why must the NFL do […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: NFL Owners are Dumpster Diving Morons

Angry Ward Wednesday: NFL Owners are Dumpster Diving Morons

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BRONX, NY – The more things change in the National Football League, the more they stay the same. Back in the ’70s and ’80s, NFL owners used to regularly hire head coaches who had failed miserably elsewhere, so we were all lucky enough to see more than one clumsy performance from such coaching geniuses as […]

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