Cam James

Globetrotting Cam James’ Drunken Sports Report: Arsenal, German Fathers, Red Army, Gunners

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MUNICH, GERMANY – Wilcommen, bienvenue, hola… what the f*ck is up?  Yours truly is reporting/hiccuping from Munich currently, but I have been gallivanting from London to Paris to Bavaria. It’s a once-in -a-lifetime walkabout… All spawned post-termination from my job, so I am drinking my way through Europe kind of like John Daly tours America. […]

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Tingling Finger: Mets Quiver With Familia Feeling, Dark Knight Crumbles, Cardinals Fan Is Judge For Jeurys

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Precipice – a very steep rock face or cliff, typically a tall one.  Roman adage – “add insult to injury.”  DENVER, CO – I serve you all with this word, as this is the most fitting palabra that I can think of for the Mets season. I server you with this adage as its origin […]

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Can’t Miss Kentucky Derby Bets, World Series, Stanley Cup Predictions. Built on Dopey and Toothless

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LOUISVILLE, KY – It’s Derby Day.  To many this day means hats, mint-juleps, pomp and much circumstance.  To me the Kentucky Derby is simply a pleasant reminder that there are some people in Kentucky with a full set of teeth.  That being said, these people are hardly the target market of the ponies.  Myself and […]

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A Renaissance Unlike Any Other: Crazy Cardinals Fan Snaps, Weed at Rockies Games, Vonn Nude

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“In this defunct microcosm, eerily similar to the DPRK, the Broncos are the army and John Elway is the peoples’ Dear Leader.” –Cam James MILE HIGH CLUB, CO – When I was just a young boy, I had a baseball coach who liked to use metaphors to explain life lessons.  Generally these lessons were often […]

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Week 10 BCS Busters

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ST. LOUIS, MO – Thursday night football?  Thursday night…..College football?  Thursday night Top 10 college football? WTF[rog]? These kids have class the next morning.  Moreover, why ruin a perfectly good Saturday by displacing two of the marquee match-ups to a weeknight, wherein they are competing with the NFL for viewership as well as each other for […]

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Halloween Horrors: Scariest Faces in Baseball Start in Boston

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BOSTON, MA – As a die-hard St. Louis fan, there is nothing more unsettling this morning than any face associated with the Boston Red Sox, their fans or their city. Yet, my MTM contract calls for a column and we’ve fortunately got the perfect, dark holiday for Missourians in Misery to focus on. See, over […]

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Not Sick of St Louis Sports? Cam James Will Get You There

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ST. LOUIS, MO – Most of you tuning in today might be thinking that I am going to do nothing but gloat about my hometown’s current position in the sports world… and you’re right.  The Rams managed to get Matt Schaub cheered off the field and have me giddy – at a modest 3-3 record. […]

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Cocky Cardinals Fan Cam James Predicts Last Night’s Game, NLCS

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ST. LOUIS, MO – For those of you who have forgotten already… it is still baseball season.  That being said, I am writing this just before the Cards and Pirates square off in Game 5. But at the risk of sounding humble, over the last couple of season’s, I have been quite prophetic. Unfortunately, this […]

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NFL Surprises So Far…

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ST. LOUIS, MO – Three weeks into the NFL season and there are few NFL Surprises greater than the fact that the Giants are 0-3 and the Jets are 2-1.  Unfortunately for me, it’s not surprising that the Rams are 1-2 after their dismal showing at the Jerry Dome but that is still better than the […]

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Olberboob??? Keith Olbermann, The Navy and the Washington Nationals

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ST LOUIS, MO – Every year in September, the NFL bursts on the scene like that bombshell blond that is new in town on the first day of high school.  Everyone bends over backwards to do things as meaningless as breathe the same air, sit in the same room and maybe even get lucky enough […]

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