Cheesy Bruin

Hockey Is Risque Business

Cheesy Bruin • March 4, 2012 • 39 Comments

BOSTON, MA – Many of the comments and a few contributors on MTM have spoken of a sports void after the NFL puts its playing season to rest. Some express interest in Spring Training, others March Madness and fewer still, hockey. As an avid NHL fan, I feel it’s my duty to try and promote, [...]

Sports Oscars: Lawyers, Dummies & Money

Cheesy Bruin • February 26, 2012 • 33 Comments

HOLLYWOOD, CA – With The Oscars on tap for this evening and as we all feel the pinch at the gas pump with a gallon soaring to the price of a h@nd job, the average John Joe is reminded of the financial ramifications. In New York, there are some great new Supporting Actors who remind [...]

A Baseball Life! Gary Carter Safe At Home

Cheesy Bruin • February 19, 2012 • 16 Comments

MONTREAL, CANADA – It certainly wasn’t going to be the man’s heart. He had way too much of that, regardless of his proximity to a baseball field. Heart, an aspect missing in Queens lately and a major reason the ’86 Mets team was tough to beat. As fundamentally sound as a catcher there ever was, [...]

Boston v. NY Continues?!?

Cheesy Bruin • February 12, 2012 • 35 Comments

With the conclusion of the NFL Championship Game and another football season put to rest (in the Giants trophy case), one thing carrying over like a Pick Six Pool at Belmontis the always heated NY-Boston rivalry. The payoff may come in April or May and has little to do with the Sawx and Yankees. How [...]

Super Big Game: How Vegas Breaks It Down & How To Bet

Cheesy Bruin • February 5, 2012 • 42 Comments

LAS VEGAS, NV – Let’s be honest, nobody is looking to read anything other than something about the Super Big Game (exhale Short Matt), specifically the numbers, whether it be for your pools, boxes, bookies or whatever. So… Today’s Total (54) is down a tick from 55 early last week as my opinion had the [...]

Hey, Ma! What’s For Dinner? Cheesy Bruin’s Super Bowl Menu

Cheesy Bruin • January 29, 2012 • 31 Comments

FOXBORO, MA – The NFL Championship game (damn trademarks) is a week away leaving party hosts plenty of time to conjure up a menu for company. A variety of fare is advisable just in case the game becomes such a runaway that commercials and box pools are the only things keeping viewer’s interest. Screw the [...]

Cowboys/Bruins Fan Sees Football Through [Big] Blue-Colored Glasses

Cheesy Bruin • January 22, 2012 • 36 Comments

“I’m a Dallas Cowboys fan and the first to point out my team are undisciplined losers…” SAN FRANSISCO, CA – To the delight of all Big Blue fans’ ears, I’m handling the latest Giants playoff run eerily similar to that of five years ago: I didn’t think they were that good then, and I was [...]

Toilet Humor & Sports Nicknames Courtesy Of Cheesy Bruin!

Cheesy Bruin • January 15, 2012 • 66 Comments

TRENTON, NJ – It’s a new year and like we’ve heard time and again, “Out with the old and in with the new.” But because I am Cheesy, this cliché left me a different perspective of this beaten-to-death and droll saying… one with sports figures dripping with toilet water/humor. So, while might be furthest thing [...]

Bears’ Hurd & Chicago’s Stampede To Jail

Cheesy Bruin • December 18, 2011 • 22 Comments

CHICAGO, IL – Just this past week, Chicago Bears WR Sam Hurd was arrested and implicated in a drug sting that would’ve made Tony, not Joe, Montana very proud. It’s avarice, if not capitalism at its very finest—a million dollar football player looking to make millions more by drawing up distribution plans for blow and [...]

NHL Breaking News: Moves, Mausoleums & Malls

Cheesy Bruin • December 11, 2011 • 23 Comments

NHL HQ – This past week the NHL announced a realignment that harkens to a previous time that relied heavily upon border wars and age-old rivalries, circa 1993, before a shift to the league’s existing format. A product of cost-cutting travel expenses has each of the two Eastern “Conferences” playing conference foes six times – [...]