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Virtual vs Live Sports: Ruining America? Grinding Ax Edition
GULAG, NJ – What an honor it is to fill in for the iconic Angry Ward Calhoun! This almost feels like a dream! A virtual reality where I get to turn my MAGA hat backwards and go to town on my tablet keyboard to express my feelings about sports. I have to admit that professional […]
Grinding Ax: Quarantine Sports til 2021!!!
MURPHY’S MOUTH, NJ – Time to Quarantine Sports! With all the conflicting stories, opinions and divisive behavior in the air , I am calling on all citizens to demand a blanket quarantine of professional sports until 2021. Listening to multi-millionaires whine about how they are being treated and not being paid enough to play abbreviated […]
Happy Birthday, Allen Iverson, Prince & Other Big Names
EDISON, NJ – With chaos and divisiveness being ubiquitous, people have been celebrating milestones such as birthdays, masked-up in cars, wielding homemade signs and tossing toilet paper as presents. Yes, the world is spinning out of control. We can all agree, that change is needed. It’s time to lose the masks and look each other […]
Grinding Ax: Daniel Jones – Jerry Jones DNA Assertions, Jets Beat ‘Boys? NFL Click Bait?
EDISON, NJ – I’ve heard enough from all my whining New York Giants brethren! Yes, you are disconsolate over Eli Gump’s demise and uncertain of how durable Saquon Barkley will be moving forward. Perhaps you ask yourself.. what is going to happen next? Painfully reminiscent of the drought years of the sixties and seventies and not […]
Grinding Ax Edition- NHL, NBA, Wright for Knicks
Freehold, New Jersey- Filling in for Cheesy Bruin is like opening up for Led Zeppelin. The audience may throw objects and say bad things. Thankfully, this is MTM where civility rules and a Dallas Cowboy fan can voice an opinion without trepidation. So here is what is on my mind on this wintery tax day. Hey Philadelphia Fans. Congratulations on your long awaited NFL […]
Grinding Ax Edition – March Madness, NCAA and NFL
Radnor, Pa – March Madness is in Full Swing! Higher seeds are being knocked off faster than Made Men when Michael Corleone took over. Faster than Cabinet Members in the Trump Administration. Let’s not forget about the Free Agent Frenzy that’s compiling debt for the NFL teams. They are doling out record amounts of cash for average talent. Brackettologists are proving that they are […]
Grinding Ax Edition: March Madness, Korean Olympics, Browns, Trump
NORTH PYONGYANG – March Madness takes on a whole new meaning today as President Donald Trumps even the NCAA Tournament. The bidding for cable rights will be intense as The Apprentice Korean Edition will soon be filming at a place to be determined. Little Rocket Man Kim Jong Un v Donald Trump is sure to be the HUGEST Summit Ever! News of this diplomatic contest sent […]
Grinding Ax Edition: “Case For Keenum” NY Giants? Super Nova!
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Case Keenum deserves respect. Despite what is being said after a one-sided NFC Championship loss to the Philthydelphia Eagles, Keenum deserves serious consideration for MVP and a starting job next year. Let’s look at the Case For Keenum. In reverse order, my timeline begins in Philadelphia. The Vikings were dominated by an Eagles defense that played as if they wanted to […]
Grinding Ax Edition: Eli’s Coming! Roger Goodell Wins Lottery
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Well Cowboys fans, you better hide your heart, your cowboy lovin’ heart… Eli’s Comin’ and the cards say… A Broken Heart! It has been a Very Tense season for the Giants and Eli Manning. Who would ever have thought that the team with the NFC’s most stingy defense last season […]
Grinding Ax Edition: New Look NFL, Same Old LeBron
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – With much vitriol and political utterances forcibly served up to football fans, the NFL attempts to placate it’s card-carrying members while biting their nails, hoping that we hang around. Can college football and hoops get here any faster? While the verdict on how much the league will lose must wait until season ticket […]
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