Grinding Ax Walter Hynes (GAW)
Grinding Ax Edition- NHL, NBA, Wright for Knicks
Freehold, New Jersey- Filling in for Cheesy Bruin is like opening up for Led Zeppelin. The audience may throw objects and say bad things. Thankfully, this is MTM where civility rules and a Dallas Cowboy fan can voice an opinion without trepidation. So here is what is on my mind on this wintery tax day. Hey Philadelphia Fans. Congratulations on your long awaited NFL […]
Grinding Ax Edition: March Madness, Korean Olympics, Browns, Trump
NORTH PYONGYANG – March Madness takes on a whole new meaning today as President Donald Trumps even the NCAA Tournament. The bidding for cable rights will be intense as The Apprentice Korean Edition will soon be filming at a place to be determined. Little Rocket Man Kim Jong Un v Donald Trump is sure to be the HUGEST Summit Ever! News of this diplomatic contest sent […]
Grinding Ax Edition: “Case For Keenum” NY Giants? Super Nova!
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Case Keenum deserves respect. Despite what is being said after a one-sided NFC Championship loss to the Philthydelphia Eagles, Keenum deserves serious consideration for MVP and a starting job next year. Let’s look at the Case For Keenum. In reverse order, my timeline begins in Philadelphia. The Vikings were dominated by an Eagles defense that played as if they wanted to […]
Grinding Ax Edition: Eli’s Coming! Roger Goodell Wins Lottery
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Eli’s Comin’… Well Cowboys fans, you better hide your heart, your cowboy lovin’ heart… Eli’s Comin’ and the cards say… A Broken Heart! It has been a Very Tense season for the Giants and Eli Manning. Who would ever have thought that the team with the NFC’s most stingy defense last season […]
Grinding Ax Edition: Bradleys Killed USA Men’s Soccer? Eli Manning Bye-Bye? Yankees on Edge
MONMOUTH COUNTY, NJ – With Yankee fans reeling about their Baby Bummers, let’s start with a bigger ball for them to handle… Princeton is widely known as the home of the #1 University in the United States of America. It may soon be known as the birth place of the man who destroyed USA Men’s Soccer. While he […]
Grinding Ax: NFL Season Begins, Odell Coming Out, Eli vs Dak, US Soccer Sucks
FREEHOLD, NJ – While most of Management and the MTM Staff are preparing for the remnants of Hurricane Irma, yours truly will rant about anything in the world of sports. One of my targets this week is the NFL and it’s selective indictments on whomever it chooses. Unlike real life, Roger Goodell is empowered to do whatever his whimsical little mind […]
Grinding Ax Edition: Soccer, Football and Spelling Bees?
COLTS NECK, NJ – As I said to Short Matt when summoned to write something for the Saturday during Labor Day Weekend, “Writing a column for Saturday is like singing the National Anthem for a Mets game. Nobody is listening!” That said, I hope you both enjoy my freestyle offering. USA Men’s Soccer: Once again, The USA Men’s Soccer Team is embarrassed by a tiny […]
Grinding Ax Walter Hynes: Bye Bye Zeke Elliot and Kim Jong-un! Dennis Rodman Rescue?
MANASQUAN, NJ – While The New York Yankees do their best imitation of their neighbors from Queens, I believe it’s time to look forward, don’t you? NFL football has managed, once again, to “trump” even the Real Trump, by suspending the leagues best running back, Ezekiel Elliott of the Dallas Cowboys. Let’s face it, which news story is more compelling? Kim Jong-un and his […]
Sports Sissies: Why Does Everyone Get a Trophy?
FREEHOLD, NJ – Why should everyone get a trophy? This is a question that most Baby Boomers and realists ask every time we hear a story regarding the kids sports leagues. While this issue may seem innocuous to many, I believe it must put in perspective. Winners get the hardware and losers must get back to work! […]
Grinding Ax Edition – March Madness, NCAA and NFL
Radnor, Pa – March Madness is in Full Swing! Higher seeds are being knocked off faster than Made Men when Michael Corleone took over. Faster than Cabinet Members in the Trump Administration. Let’s not forget about the Free Agent Frenzy that’s compiling debt for the NFL teams. They are doling out record amounts of cash for average talent. Brackettologists are proving that they are […]
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