Lori Levine
The Ford Escape: Toronto Mayor, Incognito, Geno Smith, Wayne Gretzky
NEW YORK, NY – For all I’m concerned, there are two types of people in the world: 1) People who do not understand the fascination with Major Rob Ford 2) People who love him. Of course I am one of the latter – and on the right side of history in doing so. Frankly, I […]
Bronx Bomb: Uber Sports Babe Lori Levine on Crucifixion of Alex Rodriquez, Jay Cutler, Jets Fans
BRONX, NY – Sometimes I miss the days when the worst part about the Bronx was not being able to walk around at night if you have a vagina. And now, I’d kill for that to be the largest hurdle. Nowadays, the Bronx is being littered with The Crucifixion of Alex Rodriquez. Similar to Lehman […]
Uber Sports Babe Lori Levine on Giant Hopes, Life & Times of Lawrence Taylor, Mariano Bobblehead
NEW YORK, NY – This was a rough summer, to say the least. With the Yankees’ injuries, looming retirements, elimination from the post-season, more reported PED usage, Mariano Rivera bobblehead-gate, and twerking becoming a national pastime; I was definitely excited for a new beginning. And, that beginning is the NFL, and more specifically, the New […]
The Battle of Route 3: Giants vs Jets
NEW YORK – Writing about the Giants and the Jets is sort of like comparing Hillary Clinton with Tan Mom or Teen Mom. The Jets are the Giants white trash, room-sharing, younger sister. Yet, even with all my non-enthusiasm for the Jets, I must admit, I was looking forward to seeing what QB Geno Smith […]
Pinstripe Prayers And Are Yankee Fans Like Heat Fans?
NEW YORK, NY – Remember the good old days, when Ohio wasn’t known for kidnaps and murders, and Rolling Stone Magazine didn’t put a terrorist on their cover, and the Yankees were a great team? Their ranking is now comparable to Aaron Hernandez’s Wonderlic Test score. Don’t get me wrong, I still live and bleed […]
Uber Sports Babe Lori Levine: When The Heat Hits The Fan
NEW YORK – As I sit here watching Game 6 of the NBA Finals, so much is going on in my mind. First, you cannot help but really hate these “fans.” And as much as I struggle with periods of pure distaste for Lebron James, these South Floridians don’t deserve him. They left American Airlines […]
Uber Sports Babe Lori Levine Bringing May Flowers: Favre, Yankees, Rangers, Teen Mom
NEW YORK, NY – So much is happening right now, it’s tough to not follow sports. First, you have Tiger Woods and Sergio Garcia talking so much trash, it’s feels like Kobe Bryant on Mother’s Day. And, then you have Brett Farve. There’s talks he may be hired to work in the offices of the […]
Sports Sorts
NEW YORK, NY – Just two weeks ago, I watched the horrific break of Kevin’s Ware leg. Like most people, I thought that was the worst imaginable thing that could happen in sports. But then I realized teams were gearing up for football season. The coming of spring means a few things. For one, Rex […]
Bracket Busters, WWE Bronco Busters, Yankees, Lenny Dykstra, Tiger, Jenna Jameson
NEW YORK, NY – This week in sports has been crazy, to say the least. First of all, you watch the news without hearing of the amazing Cinderella story… not the Florida Gulf Coast University- killing-brackets-left-and-right–Bracket Busters story but rather that former WWE wrestler X-Pac tore his anus while performing a “Bronco Buster.” He will […]
Sports Babe Lori Levine 2013 Countdown: Al Michaels, Jason Collins, Duck Dynasty, Alon Smith
NEW YORK, NY – So it’s that time of year when people love countdowns. Well, countdowns and also discounted merchandise, (Air Jordans), stuffing highly caloric meats with highly caloric carbs and suicide. And when I think back at 2013, I think of the fond memories such as Kevin Ware telling his Louisville teammates to “just […]
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