Matt McCarthy

Sign Stealing: How Much Does It Matter?

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“Houston, we’ve had a problem here.” – John (“Jack”) Swigert NEW YORK, NY – The above quote is the actual representation of the oft-used historic phrase used in the Apollo 13 mission for NASA. Jim Lovell, when asked to repeat what Swigert had just said by Ground Control, said “Uh, Houston, we’ve had a problem.” […]

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Yoenis “Wild Boars” Cespedes, Whitney Mercilus, Richard Sherman, J.J. Watt

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NEW YORK, NY  -It’s dreary Saturday here in the Big Apple and yours truly is drearily hungover after being over-served at a business “lunch,” followed by a quick trip to Birdland and then to *PBR Night at The Garden. But we’ve got work to do here, people, so let’s get to today’s topics: Yoeniss “Wild […]

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Brodie Van Wagenen ERA NY Mets 2020 Slogan. Deja Vu All Over Again?

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“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.” –The New Colossus INDIANA, PA -Bah humbug! And that, ironically, from the home of It’s A Wonderful Life star Jimmy Stewart. (Did you know he left Hollywood to fight in WWII as a pilot and […]

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Yankees Kill Baseball: Why Gerrit Cole is the Worst Signing Ever

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s frigid here in NYC. Even the mercury is cold. And cold temps can make for a cold heart, especially when it comes to All-Things-Fuzzy for the Yankees and their blind legion of gluttonous, greedy fans frothing at the mouth for an immediate Free Agent Fix. No matter what the cost […]

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Sports in 2023: $$$Sickening MLB Contracts Vs Beer Money, Fan Attendance

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NEW YORK, NY – Four years from now, in a town about 35 miles beyond the Yankee Stadium Affordable Zone, the following conversation will likely be held between MeetTheMatts.com alumni/current staff, looking back on the $$$Sickening MLB Contracts signed way back in 2019: Junoir Blaber: [Half-paying attention while typing on very old Blackberry] Hey man, […]

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Fizzless Knicks, Mets Fans Purgatory, Thank You Eli Manning

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NEW YORK, NY – After spending an hour and a half dealing with Sprint incompetency, yours truly was able to locate the phone he dropped while walking the dog after midnight. Was I a bit drunky-face after being out with the ^TUBAS (Touring University [at] Buffalo Alumni Side)? Yes. But Jesus H. Christ, Sprint requests […]

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Jerry Jones Loves Jason, Stat King Seymour Siwoff, ESPN Knows Zip About Mets

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NEW YORK, NY – The Thanksgiving weekend certainly serves up a full helping of sports for our indulgence. You’ve got the NFL, NBA, NHL and even some delectables simmering on the MLB Hotstove. And while it was cool watching the increasingly entertaining Rangers scare the pants off the mighty Bruins on a Friday afternoon, it […]

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Black Friday Sports Specials: Drastic Sales For Players, Staff

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NEW YORK, NY – Damn the torpedoes, Ladies & Germs, there is no time for L-tryptophan and D-tryptophan hangovers. It’s time to join your fellow fans, who have been on line since 2AM, for your Black Friday Sports Specials: Drastic Sales For Players, Staff! MLB Managers: You find no better deal anywhere than this one, […]

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Cancer(s) In The Clubhouse? Carmelo Anthony, Bryce Harper, Odell Beckham, Jr

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NEW YORK, NY – When you are bald, fair-skinned and didn’t realize that getting that first bad sunburn out of the way was the way to deal with the sunny/warm-weather months, you end up in trouble with the Skin Police. Indeed, you may have to wrestle with skin cancer. Yours truly is guilty of all […]

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OJ Simpson Back In The Limelight. The Juice Squeezed in Vegas

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LAS VEGAS, NV – With fatherhood turning his days into seconds, his sleep-time into blinks of an eye and his coffee intake reaching into the gallons per day, a beleaguered Junoir Blaber is up against it. So yours truly, great American, is here to bail Mr. Blaber out of pundit responsibilities today. Speaking getting of […]

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