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Kickin NFL Draft Tires with Tiki Barber: Giants Gamble, Jets Grab Buddy Pine, Mets Spiral

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HUDSON YARDS, NYC – Pulling out of a midtown parking garage with a soft front tire is never a pleasant experience. But when you’re on a tight schedule to see an ailing Mama Matt, you damn the torpedoes and hope the metaphor for Eli’s blindside holds up enough to get you through the Lincoln Tunnel […]

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Grinding Ax Edition: March Madness, Korean Olympics, Browns, Trump

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NORTH PYONGYANG –  March Madness takes on a whole new meaning today as President Donald Trumps even the NCAA Tournament. The bidding for cable rights will be intense as The Apprentice Korean Edition will soon be filming at a place to be determined. Little Rocket Man Kim Jong Un v Donald Trump is sure to be the HUGEST Summit Ever!  News of this diplomatic contest sent […]

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Grinding Ax Friday- NBA/ MLB All Time Greats

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“Not Gonna Do It. Wouldn’t be Prudent” WASHINGTON, DC – It would be way too  easy to start another political discourse today. I’m NOT gonna do it! Let’s have some good ole fashioned SPORTS DEBATE. The best NBA team in history? That appears to be a popular discussion during the current playoff run for the Golden State […]

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Pouting Porzingis? Revis or Rikers? George “The Animal” Steele, Line of the Week

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NEW YORK, NY – Granted, Spring Training has all a bit giddy… distracted even. And that’s partly why we didn’t get this piece up earlier. (Not communicating with Junior Blaber and Grinding Ax didn’t help). But baseball be damned, as we have some other stories that caught our eye/tickled our fancy. With that, here our […]

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Pundits Doing Charlie Hustle, But Ichiro Suzuki Ain’t No Pete Rose

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SAN DIEGO – In the empty confines of Petco Park, a record reportedly was broken yesterday, as Ichiro Suzuki revved his hit engine two more times. That made him the all-time leader in hits in professional baseball. But the asterisk will signify that only 2979 of those came off Major League Baseball pitchers. 1,278 were […]

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Glen Sather, USA Soccer, Mickelson’s Clean Money

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LIVINGSTON, NJ –  The End of an ERA. Or is it?  The New York Rangers announced that cigar chewing Glen Sather will relinquish his GM duties to become team President. One of his minions,  Jeff Gorton, will takeover the GM duties, which is just what Sather needs at this point. He has strapped the team’s salary cap to its limits, crippling […]

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Exclusive: The Apology Letter Alex Rodriguez Didn’t Send

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TAMPA, FL – To the fans (especially Angry Ward), I take full responsibility for the mistakes that led to my suspension for the 2014. I regret that my actions made the situation worse than it needed to be. To Major League Baseball, the Yankees, the Steinbrenner family, the Players Association and you, the fans, I […]

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Can the Giants beat the Cowboys? NFC News & Nuggets

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SEATTLE, WA –  “The Dallas Cowboys will break- your-heart,” says Stephen A. Smith of ESPN. Smith routinely  laughs aloud as he utters those words taunting co-host Skip Bayless on ESPN’s First Take. Who will get the last laugh this year? The NFC race has just become more intriguing as the jokers of  Jerry World have wiped the […]

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Meet The Matts Radio: Damn the Snow, We’ve Got More Stuff to Talk About

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Despite today’s forecast, we’ve got a our latest Meet The Matts Radio Podcast! Please check it out and comment there! You can click Yogi and The Scooter or this, to get there – despite Mother Nature’s impediments!

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Meet The Matts Radio: Richard Sherman Phones in and Challenges Bobby V and Mad Dog

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Click Here or the Picture for this shocking live Meet The Matts Radio Podcast and comments… Again… Go Here to Comment… Danke.

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