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Irreplaceable Replacement Matt, NBA Mea Culpa, Brent Musburger, Daniel Jones Done

December 4, 2021 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – It has been a shitty week. So shitty that the MTM Censors are leaving the word shitty in tact and not […]

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Addition by Subtraction: Robinson Cano, Knicks, Mets, Thursday Night Football

November 20, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Following Junoir Blaber’s Happy Monday shtick, Happy Friday to you all… So, it’s been revealed that Robinson Cano’s second half surge last […]

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COVID Bubbles Burst, Analytics Failure, Cohen Mets Purchase Threatened By Red Sox Fan

October 30, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Good day to you and yours. The LA Dodgers won the World Series against this pundits’ hopes that had the underdog prevailing. […]

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Alternative Mets Timelines, Braves V Dodgers, Rays headed to ALCS?

October 9, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Greetings… Any day I can get up and walk around after seeing the deadly cancer take out another of my heroes registers […]

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2020 BOHICA!!! deGrom Bear(?) Gets Replacement Matt Through Cancer!

September 25, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLE WOOD, NJ – Good day to all ye faithful readers… Yes, I am still among the living and above ground after having a brain […]

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Bucks Stop Here? LeBrons vs Hardens, Isles Cup Run, Knights In Jail? Misplays, Bumbles Mar Mets

September 5, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MAPLEWOOD, NJ – Two days ago the Mets lost the best player they ever had – maybe the greatest pitcher of all time. Today they […]

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The deGrom Rule, Knicks Misery, J-Rod & Mets, San Diego PEDSdres?

August 21, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVID, NJ – Yesterday, Buddy Diaz wrote about doing away with some of baseball’s unwritten rules.So today, I’d like to suggest adding a rule or […]

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Dumb-Dumb Maker DeAndre Baker, Maple Leafs, MLB Life Support, NBA Defying COVID

August 8, 2020 Replacement Matt 1

LOCKDOWN, NJ – After returning from a two-day attempted social distancing stay with the family upstate, I’m back to replace Short Matt today. It’s what […]

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Sports Return: New Team Names, NHL Seattle, Washington Football Club, Fauci vs Dell’Abate

July 25, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

SLEEPY, NJ – Welcome, finally, to an exciting weekend. Yes, sports have returned. We have something to nourish our empty souls; previously filled with unmarked […]

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Breaking Mets News: Bidding Opens Up. Cohen Back At Table. Jimmy Kimmel 30 for 30 on ’86 Mets

July 10, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVIDIA, USA – Welcome to Friday folks. We’ve made it through another week without being besieged by Boogaloo Bois and Karens, congratulations! Anyway… As the […]

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