Covid Prop Bets: Which Sport Will Stop Their Season First?

July 3, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

SH*T HOLE COUNTRY, USA – As we enter into Fourth of July weekend and the inevitable spike in cases, I’d like to take a look […]

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Rob Manfred Worst MLB Commissioner Ever? Worst In All Sports?! Plus: Ban NASCAR

June 19, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

SENSIBLE, NJ – A good day to you,  and as the day unfolds I’d like to share with you the one sports -elated thought that […]

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How Sports Can Save the World… But Probably Won’t

June 5, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

DANTE’S INFERNO, USA – Wow! A lot has been going on in the world lately, eh? COVID 19 seems like small potatoes compared to all […]

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Sports-Less Landscape? Watch “Bad Lieutenant’s” Best Fictional Sports Moment

May 22, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

COVID COUNTY, USA – Welcome to Memorial Day Weekend, where we look forward to BBQ’s, MLB baseball, NHL and NBA playoffs… oh wait, none of […]

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Replacement Matt: Korean Baseball, The Last Dance, Iconic Announcers Calling Video Games

May 8, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

LOCK’D, NJ –  As we approach our umpteenth week indoors, I think we can all collectively state we have lost our goddamn minds. When I […]

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Replacement Matt: NFL Draft Notes, Entertainment Value? Mets Fumble Ownership

April 24, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

QUARANTENIA, BASEMENT – Welcome to another beautiful in day in our eternal lock-down. Last night the sports world offered up the first semblance of a […]

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Replacement Friday: What Is Left?

April 10, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

PANDEMIA, LOCUSTS – One month into lock-down and social and economic oblivion and Ive been tasked to write a sports column. I managed to drum […]

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Sports Quarantine Solutions: LeBron, NHL in Yellowknife, MLB Moves To Florida

March 27, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

NEW PESTILENCE, NJ – Happy Friday everyone, in The Land That Time Forgot. Days of the week mean nothing while sitting home for the umpteenth […]

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Suspend This! To-Do List for Sports Fans During Coronavirus Lockdown

March 13, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MEDICAL TENT, ANTARCTICA – The NBA is suspended indefinitely, The NCAA tournament will be not be played. Short Matt’s Major League Rugby suspended matches for […]

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Replacement Friday: The Worst Week in Sports

February 28, 2020 Replacement Matt 0

MUTTONTOWN, RI – Happy Friday to you my friends. I have been racking my head for days and I’ve come up with very little to […]

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