Tall Matt

Tall Matt is a bit recluse, a bit blue, somewhat snotty and smarmy – probably because he’s the smartest Matt. His major flaw, however, is his love of the NY Islanders and St. Louis Rams.

He’s Not Your Friend… Guy. Politics, Sports, Boss Bashing and South Park Collide

July 21, 2016 The Matts 14

By Tall Matt & Replacement Matt NEW YORK, NY – In the spirit of recent plagiarism, we’ll abscond with this familiar line from the 2008 […]

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Draft Kings and FanDuel are Boxing Us Out

November 12, 2015 Tall Matt 26

INWOOD, NY – I don’t know about you, but when I see the word draft, I think of beer on tap. When I read the […]

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Fantasy Football Sucks: Tall Matt Sounds Off

October 15, 2014 Tall Matt 25

INWOOD, NY – First of all, I’m not a huge football fan. I grew up loving the LA Rams and then drifted away from the […]

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Does Pinch-Hitting Stink? Tall Matt’s Dropping The Kids In The Pool:

January 6, 2012 Tall Matt 26

Yesterday, Short Matt asked if I could pinch-hit for Cookie – with very last-minute notice. I read it as “Could I pinch Cookie?” So I […]

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Undistinguished Gentlemen: Here’s To The Loser Siblings

December 1, 2011 Tall Matt 35

INWOOD, LONG ISLAND – Since I’m sometimes referred to as the Chuck of Happy Days here, part of me always wants to feel bad for […]

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TALL MATT TUESDAY: TUCKS PADS PARK

March 9, 2010 The Matts 0

by Tall Matt NEW YORK, NY – I am too young to remember Robert F. Kennedy as a US Senator from New York State. Yes, […]

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PEYTON'S PLACE: GREATEST QB EVER?!

February 11, 2010 The Matts 31

by Tall Matt INDIANAPOLIS, IN – The debate remains open as to whether Peyton Williams Manning is the greatest quarterback to ever play American Football. […]

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