
BARCELONA, SPAIN – We’ve said it for years: Tony LaRussa is a cheater – not a genius! In fact, we documented all of it on video. Crazy thing is, our research took us all the way to Barcelona! to prove that “El Genius” was really just “El Dirty.” That’s right. This whole thing is The DaVinci Code on… Steroids! Watch and learn from our prevaricated special report and be sure to alert everyone about the [...]
GREENWHICH VILLAGE, NY – They’ve finally broken through! They’ve made the big-time! With this kind of exposure and their dramatic appearance and subsequent reconciliation, the no-longer-Estranged Matts are surely on their way to the top of sports prevaricating! See them flourish on this critically acclaimed, pompous and snide under-hyped show!

NEWARK, NJ – We had the pleasure of meeting up with Mr. Canseco at Bears & Eagles Riverfront Stadium, down in Cory Booker’s Newark. It was indeed a great day, even if our star wasn’t himself. Minor League baseball is the perfect escape from the unrequited enthusiasm and bludgeoning costs that most MLB clubs subject us fans to these days… And what with the economy and all… Newark is like a vacation spot – or [...]
FLUSHING, NY – It was fun while it lasted. But it ended so horribly, horribly wrong. Jose Reyes, the former New York Mets shortstop, left a foul and lingering taste in the mouths of many of his adoring fans. Including us. But like any decent dopey fan, we were there for his last game before Free Agency, to cheer Hip, Hip Jose into staying put. Problem was, Reyes didn’t give a rat’s ass. Yet we [...]

NEW YORK, NY – It’s rare that you get to interview a MLB player in his home. It’s rarer still to interview the best 2nd baseman to ever play the game – in his kitchen! Yet, that’s exactly what we did. We bring you into the private world of Roberto Alomar; a funny, shy guy that looks as though he could throw on some cleats and play – RIGHT NOW.

NEW YORK, NY – We were nearly as startled by the end of the world predictions as were to find that Ruben Tejada, a utility infielder in the New York Met system, waxes his eyebrows. So, despite the fear that world was coming to its predicted end, we went to CitiField to investigate. It was… pure Rapture:










