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Blaber’s Blabberings: The NBA v NHL Playoff Schedule
New York, NY – Junnie-wah (Yup, I made up my own nickname) has been called off the bench to pinch hit and I got one thing on my mind, playoffs. Dust off the Jim Mora Classic. No I don’t live in a fantasy world where I think stepping in to write makes me Kirk Gibson [...]
It. Is. On. Rangers vs Bruins: An Original Six Bloodbath
BOSTON, MA – It was a huge NHL playoff night and after the Zamboni dust settled, the New York Rangers and Boston Bruins respectively sent the stunned Washington Capitals and Toronto Maple Leafs home. What it left us, asides from a wretched wrecking ball named Alex Ovechkin and some downright impolite Toronto fans, was the [...]
Cycle Killer, Que’est Ce Que C’est
Escondido, CA–Lots going on in the world of sports this weekend, but I didn’t pay attention to any of it…I was enduring another hell ride in the L’Etape du California, this one following the route of the opening stage of the Tour de California, the very next day. Some of you may remember when I [...]
Couldn’t Stand The Weather: Rain Clouds In NHL Playoffs
DURHAM, NC – “Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. Think about that for a while.” – Ebby Calvin “Nuke” Laloosh TORONTO, CANADA – I’ve been watching quite a of the thrilling NHL Playoffs and I couldn’t help but think of Nuke’s words from Bull Durham because all of MTM Staff’s favorite hockey teams [...]
Game On The Line… Your All-Time Best Hitter
We’re once again stepping up to the plate for a striking staff writer… but we refuse to talk hockey today because every time we do, the Rangers lose. But before we “don’t talk hockey,” we’d just like to reiterate that Brad Richards is as valuable as Denise Richards on the ice right now – while [...]
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Angry Ward Wednesday: Joba Rules 2.0
“Don’t ever shush me.” – JOBA RULES 2.0 NEW YORK, NY – In case you missed it, this past Saturday assclown extraordinaire Joba Chamberlain took his game to a new level when he publicly called out teammate and superhuman closer Mariano Rivera after Mo politely asked Joba to lower his voice. Rivera, who had privately met [...]
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