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Ugly Bowe Bergdahl Saga Reminds [Not Really] of Lebron and Sports Deserters

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WASHINGTON, DC – While the tale of Bowe Bergdahl is heating up, my mind is spinning into who to compare him to.  Since this is supposed to be a sports driven machine, I will extrapolate a list of my top Sports Deserters. In NO particular order, here we go…… Lebron James-  King James took his talents from Cleveland to South Beach and left an […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: The Foul Stench of Spring

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BRONX, NY – Today is March 25th, and it’s officially spring, the worst season of the year. What’s that you say? Spring is lovely? A time of rebirth and romance and regular tires? Bullsh~t. Spring sucks. If it’s not still snowing, it’s pissing rain. Your taxes are due. You put on crap-load of winter weight. […]

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Pete Rose Back in Baseball? Not on My Watch

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YALE UNIVERSITY, NEW HAVEN CT – When Pete Rose decided to buck convention back in 1989, he did so with a level of arrogance and a sense of invincibility and entitlement typically seen only in Canadian teenagers. Today I’m doing a little bucking myself and NOT whining about the Mets inability to afford a LOOGY […]

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Mets, Gorilla Slugger Korak, Smoke Yankees: Reporter Seeks Story

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PORT ST. LUCIE – The Reporter walked into his closet and rubbed his hand on his chin. On his right was a row of blue blazers.  On his left, orange.  Today felt like a blue day, so he pieced it together with his Spongebob yellow tie and matching blue sunglasses.  It promised to be a big day, rumors […]

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Worst Sports Injuries Ever: Cheesy Bruin Makes Us Flinch

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HOSPITAL FOR SPECIAL SURGERY, NYC – Today marks twenty-six years since one of sports most gruesome and graphic injuries occurred when the skate blade of St. Louis Blues forward Steve Tuttle sliced the jugular vein of home team Buffalo Sabres goalie Clint Malarchuk. While the events gave new meaning to the sports cliché “going for […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: NCAA Tournament Charm Similar to FA Cup

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EL BARRIO, DE BRONX – If you weren’t aware, yours truly, Deacon Blaber, hates the NCAA. I consider them the most corrupt and unconscionable organization in sports behind FIFA – but still worse than the Olympics (IOC) and the NFL. However, when March rolls around it becomes time for the NCAA Tournament. We can’t avoid […]

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