Tag: A-Rod

Bengasm re Yanks, Bobby Bonilla, Game of Thrones, Trump, Syndergaard

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Whenever I see the MeetTheMatts.com website, I remember the day I met Short Matt. I pulled him out of a gutter in Hong Kong and he’s been begging me to contribute here ever since. Hold on a sec. What? My editor Eli says I shouldn’t bust the boss’  walnuts so soon, so let’s say asking […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

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BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young Baltimore 3rd baseman will be free to sign anywhere the year after that. I can only guess that this is part of Yankees GM Brian Cashman’s grand plan to remake […]

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You Got Something to Say About My Mets Hat Now?

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El Barrio, La Bronx -Another busy week has passed by rapidly for yours truly. I spoke at a business seminar, (the 1st Republican debate) helped an old client (Sepp Blatter, who insisted on paying me for helping empty his) and found time to help out Ma Blaber. Still, I do have stories to share about […]

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Alex Rodriguez and Cooperstown? Rangers and Cavs Kings

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COOPERSTOWN, NY – NOT WELCOME TO COOPERSTOWN. That’s how the home of the Baseball Hall of Fame sign should read when Alex Rodriguez is up for election. I’m not sure about what you feel, but it makes me gag when I watch the local New York stations or ESPN report on A-Roid’s latest milestone! “A-hole passes […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Dante’s Sports Inferno – Your Guide to the 9 Circles of Hell

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BRONX, NY – It’s the neverending week before the Super Bowl, we had a faux blizzard, we’re staring down the worst month of the year (February), and it’s Wednesday… we are officially in hell. What better time to talk about the final destination for the sports condemned than now. Here’s a quick-and-dirty guided tour of that […]

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Blaber’s Blabberings: A-Rod, Canseco, NBA Tip-off and Chicago

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“I am leaving the Knicks and going back to being a Bulls fan”– Kevin Franklin, Junoir’s HS buddy. CHICAGO, IL – The righteous Deacon Blaber will explain why I am tipping Mrs. O’Leary’s cow this week in a moment. But while that fire’s burning, on to today’s sermon! The week has just flown by for […]

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Hot Stove Specials: 7 Baseball Trades and Signings That Need To Happen

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ORLANDO, FL – With our Wednesday correspondent, Angy Ward, on a Winter Meetings sojourn, it was left to our Write A Column Contest Winner to post today’s column. However, the grand prize of “A day’s worth of Rice-A-Roni” was not appreciated by said winner, so we’re left to actually do this ourselves. But no worries, […]

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Is A-Rod back? Could Be.

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ALBANY, NY – Before you start shaking your with disgust/disbelief, I am not talking about Alex Rodriguez being back in his 2007 form. We’re suggesting the 2010 Alex Rodriguez here, who when healthy was an All-Star and totaled 62 RBIs in 99 games. The Yankee third baseman may have finally found his swing Sunday, after […]

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Cookie’s Corner: Anna Benson, A-Rod, Simon Cowell, Aaron Hernandez

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NEW YORK, NY – I got an email from management this morning when I woke at 4:30A (Short Matt sent it last night but I was up early… Yes, to ride my bike) asking if my column would be up early.  BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!! Yes.. so I told him “No!” But of course, I’m […]

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Preacher’s Row: Verlander’s Very Good Friday, A Rod’s Astro-nautical salary, and Cinderella sent packing

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New York, NY – It was definitely a Good Friday for the Detroit Tigers’ Kate Upton lovin’ Justin Verlander who reportedly just signed a $180 Million 7yr contract.  That comes to a little over $25M a year which comes to just over $6 PER SECOND.  Next time you sneeze, Justin Verlander just made about 20 bucks.  Not bad for […]

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