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Cookie’s Corner: Your MTM Endurance Athlete
THE HINTERLANDS, CT- This week was just a whirlwind. Honest, it’s been the kinda week that makes me wonder if I took my meds, and then I remember; I’m not on any meds… aside from vodka. During the week, I wake up at 4:30AM for triathlon training. And the weekends are for RESTING. Ahhhh. Let [...]
Grote’s Gripes: Potential Roommates A-Rod & Lin Spur Sit-com Ideas
NEW YORK, NY – My favorite story of the year so far is Alex Rodriguez offering to be roommates with Jeremy Lin. Of course A-Rod would want to plant himself right in the middle of the sports feel-good-story of the decade. You can’t buy this type of publicity and old Alex is as crafty as [...]
10 MOST MISERABLE SPORTS CITIES
by Junior Blaber HEIGHTS OF THE NORTH CROWN, SOVEREIGN REPUBLIC OF BROOKLYN: The people that really only know how to write about the money men that own sports franchises, had the nerve (Why wouldn’t they?) to do a sports article. This is what they came up with: AMERICA’S MOST MISERABLE SPORTS CITIES ACCORDING TO FORBES [...]
PRESS CONFERENCE APOLOGY 101: I'M SORRY… WELL, NOT REALLY
by Jillian Brooks MADISON AVE, NY – In lieu of Angry Ward’s fantastic musical timepiece yesterday, and with particular focus on the athletes that led to some of the best jokes in that article, I give you, Thursday’s post: Guidelines for a Press Conference Apology: NUMBER ONE: Admit that something YOU did was wrong. Admitting [...]
WREX'S WRAP-UP
By Rex O’Rourke NEW YORK, NY – OK, I got into the spirit of the proceedings and watched and DVR’ed a ton of Olympic coverage and I enjoyed most of it. Some of it was kind of goofy, though. A Few highlights and low-lights for you. The Canadian speed skating uniforms with the saran/crotch wrap [...]
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Preacher’s Row: Verlander’s Very Good Friday, A Rod’s Astro-nautical salary, and Cinderella sent packing
New York, NY - It was definitely a Good Friday for the Detroit Tigers’ Kate Upton lovin’ Justin Verlander who reportedly just signed a $180 Million 7yr contract. That comes to a little over $25M a year which comes to just over $6 PER SECOND. Next time you sneeze, Justin Verlander just made about 20 bucks. Not bad for [...]
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