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Angry Ward Wednesday: Gridiron Soylent Green, NFL Week 1 Takeaways for Stupid NFL Fans

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NEW YORK, NY – Tomorrow marks the start of another NFL season. Finally, the year-round hype can end and, instead, we can all fall all over each other gobbling up endless recaps, injury reports, power rankings, and all manner of useless analysis. It’s f**king mind-numbing, but we are too far gone to turn away. With that […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Keeping Up With The NFL Free Agency, The NHL Playoffs and The Kardashians

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BRONX, NY – A miserable rainy Tuesday night (Eddie Rabbitt didn’t know what the hell he was talking about) and time to get cranking on the Wednesday edition of Meet The Matts. The good thing about writing about sports is there’s always something to talk about… though it can get a tad repetitious. You know what […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: David Wright and Adrian Peterson and the Time to Hang ‘Em Up

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BRONX, NY – I had a fun film-based column planned for today, but yesterday’s news about New York Mets’ third baseman David Wright and Minnesota Vikings’ tailback Adrian Peterson pretty much demanded some sort of response. The news isn’t great. Do the Wright Thing. So, Mets’ captain David Wright was sent back to New York from Spring […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: LeSean McCoy, Adrian Peterson, New York Giants

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WILKES-BARRE, PA – We’re getting closer and closer to the NFL playoffs, and while the Buffalo Bills will likely be left out for the 17th straight season, it’s still setting up for a tremendous tournament. If we learned anything this weekend, both the AFC and NFC are wide open. The Oakland Raiders made a statement […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Cheerleaders, NFL Notes

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MARLBORO, NY– One thing I know about myself: for as long as I can remember, losing at anything never sits well. This rule also applies to my favorite teams, the Boston Bruins and Dallas Cowboys. Especially when they were on the short end of games against the hated Montreal Canadians and New York Giants, respectively. […]

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5 NFL Related Business Ideas: Consoling, Gun Storage, Social Media Management, Penalty Prevention, Anger Redirection

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ALBERTA, CANADA – It’s Tuesday, time for your Weekly Dose of Whitney! Last week I discussed some of the reasons for the NFL’s declining ratings, this week I’m thinking about making money off them. That’s right, we’re going to make money off the NFL! This one is for you entrepreneurs out there: – 5 Opportunities for NFL-Related […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Kicking Dirt on the New York Football Giants

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BRONX, NY – Friends, Giants Fans, Rusty Kuntz, lend me your ears; I have come to bury the New York Football Giants, not to praise them. We’re only 5 games into the NFL season, but already the Giants look dead in the water. I’m sure, at 2-3, there’s still some hope out there among the Big […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: Rex Ryan, Injuries, Seattle Seahawks

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WILKES-BARRE, PA – It was quite a weekend for football. And with the Buffalo Bills playing on Thursday, I actually got to enjoy a full Sunday of football without having to worry about them. So with that being said, let’s get right to it. Here’s this week’s set of Ebs’ Hot Takes! One Bills Drive […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Cash-Churning NFL Picks; Von Miller Plays Chicken, Naked Luck, Kneeling Kaepernick

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SARASOTA, FL – Last week I lamented the quick passing of August and also gave my Win Total Over/Under NFL Picks. Two of the four selections are almost guaranteed winners as the Dallas Cowboys lost QB Tony Romo for at least ten weeks and the Minnesota Vikings now have to endure the season-long absence of […]

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Ebs’ One Big Thing: Fantasy Football Draft

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BALLSTON SPA, NY – There were a lot of ways I could have went with this week’s column… The Baby Bombers have made a surge of late and sit well within the AL Wild Card hunt, all of the storylines in the NFL – i.e. Tony Romo, Colin Kaepernick and, for once, not the Buffalo […]

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