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LIVE FROM AUSTRALIA! WE TRY THIS THING CALLED ‘FOOTY’!!!

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MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA – Continuing our efforts to leave no sports stone unturned, we went Down Under to check out this extremely cool and popular game – Aussie Rules Football; affectionately known as Footy. And make sure to check out our partners over at RugbyWrapUp; Everything Footy & More!

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WANNA PARK? STICK'EM UP!

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by Aristotle “Mugsy” Sakellaridis BRONX, NY – With The Yankees one win in against the Orange County Angels of Not Los Angeles But Anaheim, they have increased not only their chances at a coveted 27th World Championship – but they’ve increased the frogging parking prices to an off-season $40 frogging American, up TEN SMACKERS from […]

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HERE'S AN IDEA: JUST PLAY HURT

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WAGGA WAGGA, AUSTRALIA – Despite Angry Ward’s Ghandi-like opposition to our muy macho ideals re toughing out injuries and our inclination to the rougher sports out there, today we simply have this to say to all the highly paid, long-term contracted professional athletes out there: JUST PLAY HURT. One could easily cite example after example […]

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DOPEY BRITS: FOREVER CURSED, FOREVER ANGRY

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SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – Call it karma. Call it payback. Call it what you will but Mother England will be forever kicking herself in her royal arse for dos Mothers of All Blunders; letting Australia and The States go (thus the phrase A royal pain in the arse!). This realisation came after watching whales frolic in […]

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