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Angry Ward Wednesday: 2018 MLB Baseball Season Shaping Up as Suckiest Ever

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NEW YORK, NY – I could spend today talking about how Trump disinviting the Philadelphia Eagles to the White House is a win-win-win, in that the Eagles don’t have to go, Trump doesn’t have to get butt-hurt because of the light turnout and bore us all with illiterate tweets, and the NFL looks like an even […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Yankee Dopes, Rusty on the Ropes, Other Anti Social Behavior

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BRONX, NY – Just recently I decided to take a break from so-called “social media” and revert to my Unabomber-like anti-tech roots and, you know what, it’s been pretty goddamn glorious. There’s just way too many people putting in their 2 cents on everything pretty much all the time these days. Whether or not I agree […]

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Yankees and Boston Add Pieces and Some Knickstape Forum

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SPANISH HARLEM – The Boston Red Sox finally signed J.D. Martinez and the Yankees traded for Brandon Drury. That’s what makes for news when the only sport being played is hockey. I will dig a little deeper into those moves and breakdown what it means for either club. Also with basketball back today, the New […]

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MLB Player Safety and NY Jets New “Coach”

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MARLBORO, NY-Here we are ready to make the foray into the dog days of August in a few days and that means only two things are worth talking about– baseball and the return of NFL Training Camps.  Two things caught my attention very recently and without further ado here they are… First, baseball: On Friday […]

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Fooling Yourself: New York Mets Players and Styx Songs

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ENGLISHTOWN, NJ – I’m not really sure of the marketing principle behind booking Rock ‘n Roll has-beens for post-game concerts, but that’s what happened at CitiField AFTER the AAA Padres vs Mets debacle. If you endured either, my condolences to your eyes and ears. Anyhow, band members Tommy Shaw and James Young probably swing an […]

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Worst Sports Injuries Ever: Cheesy Bruin Makes Us Flinch

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HOSPITAL FOR SPECIAL SURGERY, NYC – Today marks twenty-six years since one of sports most gruesome and graphic injuries occurred when the skate blade of St. Louis Blues forward Steve Tuttle sliced the jugular vein of home team Buffalo Sabres goalie Clint Malarchuk. While the events gave new meaning to the sports cliché “going for […]

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Brave Predictions: Pennant Race Tops & Flops

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ST. LOUIS, MO – This time last year I was drinking heavily, cursing the word baseball and even looking forward to Rams football.  Why?  The Cardinals were 10 ½ games out of the playoffs, never mind the division.  Low and behold, the Cards won 26 of 29 to finish the season and make the most incredible […]

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Great InterBrews In Baseball: “F*ck Yeahs” By Nyger Morgan Needed By MLB

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MILWAUKEE, WI – What an unbelievable baseball post season it has been – and this after a few equally astonishing collapses and surges down the stretch. All the series going five games makes me wish each playoff round was of this variety because of the heightened sense of urgency. Sh!t, even the baseball purist in […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: KEY OFF-SEASON MOVES

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NEW YORK, NY – It’s never too early to take a look around Major League Baseball and see what every team has been up to this winter. Sure there have been several high-profile trades and signings, but sometimes it’s those more subtle moves that can make or break a season. So, without further ado, here’s […]

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