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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THIS MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER AUDIENCES; PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED

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LOS ANGELES, CA – It’s official, Major League Baseball has hit rock bottom. In an effort to “explore new revenue streams” Bud Selig and those oh-so-greedy owners have partnered up with the pornography purveyors of the San Fernando Valley to create adult entertainment with a baseball bent. Their first foray into this field of filth […]

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DIO HAD ROCKED FOR A LONG LONG TIME

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by West Coast Craig HEAVEN AND HELL – It’s true, Ronnie James (Padavona) Dio did rock for a long, long time, since the sixties in fact, before succumbing to stomach cancer yesterday. Now a nation of metal heads is left to wonder, where will we get our videos that involve swords and demons and strange […]

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WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S; STARRING KEITH HERNANDEZ

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by Rex O’Rourke LAKE GEORGE, NY – While on a little respite here in God’s Country, I happened upon this little nugget that, for some silly reason, basically limbo-ed under the “newsworthy radar” this week. But now that I’m sharing it with you, maybe it will get the attention and dialogue it so definitely deserves. […]

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10 MOST MISERABLE SPORTS CITIES

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by Junior Blaber HEIGHTS OF THE NORTH CROWN, SOVEREIGN REPUBLIC OF BROOKLYN: The people that really only know how to write about the money men that own sports franchises, had the nerve (Why wouldn’t they?) to do a sports article. This is what they came up with: AMERICA’S MOST MISERABLE SPORTS CITIES ACCORDING TO FORBES […]

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COOKIE's CORNER: FASHION POLICE FRIDAY

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MILAN, ITALY – Cookie here and The Matts have jetted me off to Milan to get a jump on next season’s fashions. Unfortunately, no one told them it was a bit late, but I decided to go anyway because the closest I get to Italian anything these days is Chef Boyardee. My fashion assignment got […]

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CANADA… OH, CANADA

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by Jillian “Ya Motha” Brooks MONTREAL, QUEBEC – All twenty-three years of my life I thought no sports fan could be more ignorantly proud than a Boston sports fan… And then I spent last weekend in Montreal. We all know hockey is Canada or Canada is hockey… Which? I’m not sure. But I’m certain Canadian […]

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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: THE BAR EXAM; WHICH BOOZE BEST SUITS YOUR BALLCLUB?

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BOSTON, MA – Last week I ducked my head into this cozy little rathskeller up in Boston for a quick drink and ended up sticking around and meeting some real nice folks. While shooting the breeze with Sam, Woody, Norm, Cliff, Frasier, and the rest of the bunch, we ended up covering all manner of […]

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GROTE'S GRIPES: THE END OF THE RAINBOW

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Folsom, CA – As I spent a lazy Sunday afternoon watching the Mets game, the SNY camera crew focused on a woman in the stands who seemed oddly familiar. Just then Keith Hernandez solved the mystery by asking “Isn’t that the woman who used to roll her arms behind home plate at Shea?” Sure enough […]

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THAT'S JUST PERFECT

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by West Coast Craig Mount Davis –– Dallas Braden became the latest in a long line of guys-you-wouldn’t-figure to throw a perfect game, and did. It’s a list with names like Don Larson, Len Barker, Tom Browning, and oh baby Kenny Rogers (though the list of guys you would figure to, and did, is well […]

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PETE ROSE SHOULD BE IN THE HALL OF FAME

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CINCINNATI OH – That’s right. He should be. No questions asked. He was one of the Top Five Players To Ever Play The Game. All the hits, all the wins, all the dives into the dirt that sacrificed his face, torso, lats, gluts, pecks and ceps notwithstanding, Charlie Hustle was first guy we’d pick to […]

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