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Most WTF Moments In Modern Sports: Titsworth Kiss, Catfish Manti, Kingman Losing Ball

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Post written by Anne Charles, pinch-hitting for Angry Absentee Ward… NEW YORK, NY – Shotgun murder trials and organ-eating aside (let’s not get too grim!), the high-strung, high-pressure, high-paid world of modern sports can cause some pretty weird behavior. Here are some of the most head-scratchingly odd, bizarre, and (sometimes) tragic moments to come out of the world […]

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TELL IT LIKE IT IS TUESDAY: TIME TO TALK "TERMINATED"

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by The Philly Phanatic & Philview TRENTON, NJ – The Phantastic Prognosticator has done it again! He’s now three for three. Amazin’… In the May edition of Playboy, Jimmy “Prognosticator” Rollins responded with the following when asked to give his prediction for the 2009 World Series: “The Fall Classic? I see our boys vs. the […]

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IT AIN'T TENNIS: U.S. OPEN FOR [FUNNY] BUSINESS

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FLUSHING MEADOWS, NY – Marat Safin opened the U.S. Open by closing out his career. He had a pretty solid 12 years on the tour, winning 2 Grand Slams; all jump-started with a thrilling Open upset of Pete Sampras 9 years ago. (Lucky b@st@rd Sampras’ wife is pictured above). Anyway, Safin had a nice run […]

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