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Angry Ward Wednesday: In Dobbs We Trust, New MTM Voices, and the NY Jest

November 15, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – It’s just about one week until Thanksgiving, so it’s not too early to start thinking about what we’re all thankful for. […]

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Surreal Subway Series, St Louis Perfectos, Cleveland Spiders, Dom Smith for President

August 29, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Pigs are flying. Snowballs are now the official ball of choice in Hell. Dom Smith is a national treasure. The St. […]

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With “What Ifs” Aplenty for Melancholy MLB Fans, Here’s Yo La Tengo; Best Baseball Story Ever?

October 7, 2017 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – Whilst the Major League Baseball season is over for many fans – in the sense that their team is golfing, cleaning […]

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Ebs’ Thoughts: Jose Fernandez, Arnold Palmer, Buffalo Bills, Pennsylvania Derby

September 26, 2016 DJ Eberle 7

CLIFTON PARK, NY – As I lay on my parents’ couch to write this column, I have mixed emotions. I should be ecstatic. The Buffalo […]

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MLB Injury Coverup and Cheesy Bruin NFL Picks

September 18, 2016 Matt McCarthy 7

FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – This just in: apparently there is no wifi in Ft. Lauderdale! At least that’s what Cheesy Bruin is using as his […]

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The Most Entertaining Man in Sports: Fat, Old Bartolo Colon

September 17, 2016 Matt McCarthy 9

FLUSHING, NY – The MLB’s Oldest Man doubles (pun intended) also as its Fattest Man. Without question, though, Bartolo Colon is also The Most Entertaining […]

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Colin Kaepernick Protest, Death, Injury Bug, the Mets and Pearl Jam

August 29, 2016 Ben Whitney 22

WEST MARIN COUNTY, CA – I’m feeling reflective today, as I wake up on the Tamales Bay out in Cali one last time. I’m out […]

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Brilliant Sports Mind Big Al Sternberg (Fake Sandy Alderson) Cheated By Cancer.

August 25, 2016 Matt McCarthy 21

This column was written just before Big Al left us to rub elbows with Bob Murphy, Lindsey Nelson and Ralph Kiner. The news of his […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

April 22, 2016 Fake Sandy Alderson 10

BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young […]

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The Best Rotation in Sports

December 31, 2015 The Matts 12

NEW YORK, NY – Full Disclosure: Today’s post is not about the Best Pitching Staff in Baseball – which is undoubtedly that of the New […]

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