Tag: Brett Favre

Tide Turns for Buckeyes, a 12 Gauge, Ducks and Preppy Strippers

18 Comments

ARLINGTON, TX – On January 12th, in this town known more for the presence of Nolan Ryan than anything else, the improbable will happen: College Football will have its first semblance of a true championship bout. And the combatants couldn’t be more unlikely; the Ohio State Buckeyes, who stunned Alabama’s Crimson Tide behind a third-string […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

The Best Headlines From Week 7 in the NFL

17 Comments

Upstate New York – As we approach the midway mark in the NFL, many storylines are beginning to take shape throughout the league. From records breaking to team’s winning their first game of the season. It was a busy weekend for football, but don’t worry MTM readers! I have you covered! Here’s the top headlines […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Free Week 8 NFL Picks: Peyton, Redskin Name Scandal, Bradshaw vs Stabler

21 Comments

DENVER, COLORADO After a 2-2 Week #7 the winning percentage dipped to 59% based upon an overall mark of 16-11.  These Free Week 8 NFL Picks make the numbers rise toward the magical 70% goal and are a license to print money–enough to open up your own Money Store: Favorite I see Peyton Manning missed practice the […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Angry Ward Wednesday: I Hate Football

25 Comments

NEW YORK, NY – It’s official, I hate football. This comes as something of a surprise, in that football was my entire universe as a kid. Well, maybe not “entire,” I mean there was always room for Jaclyn Smith, Rachel Ward, and Cheryl Tiegs in a mesh bathing suit. Now, where was I? Oh yes, […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Tardy Tuesday: Players Who Should Retire

13 Comments

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Our newest columnist, Fake Sandy Alderson, is having some technical difficulties on a Padres vs Giants scouting mission. His people tell our people that his column in forthcoming but that the time zone thing and the absurdly tardy start to last night’s Mets/Braves adventure, will make for a Tardy Tuesday. Speaking […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Hero & Villain of the Week, French Open Femme Finale: Sugarpova vs Serena

10 Comments

Roland Garros, France – The stars have aligned, bringing together the Top 2 women in pro tennis to battle it out at the French Open. Preacher Collins’ own favorite and defending French Open Champion #2 Maria “Sugar” Sharapova vs #1 Serena “I’m The Better Sister” Williams. Sorry, Venus.  She’s right. Set up to be one of […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Okay, Call It a Comeback

38 Comments

Bronx–Perhaps you heard something about Andy Pettite’s official metamorphosis from from guy-who-retired-on-top to just-another-guy-hanging-on-too-long.  Not that I blame him, and of course as a Yankee fan I hope it works out.  Though the odds are not with him there are a few successful precedents. Mario Limieux:  Super Mario beat cancer like a koopa troopa, beat back surgery […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

A Sure Thing: Unqualified Predictions For The Weekend

52 Comments

Couch City, USA – This weekend we’ll narrow down the dance contestants for the Vince Lombardi Trophyto four. Like last round, all of the games this weekend should be entertaining. You’ve heard predictions from the experts, so now I’ll give you my unqualified and less than rational picks for this weekend’s games. Lets take a […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: CAR WRECK WATCHIN’

34 Comments

NEW YORK, NY – Today’s post was inspired by St. Elmo’s Fire, a movie so monumentally awful that it can only be classified as a car wreck. Yet, if a nation full of rubber-necking drivers has taught us nothing, it’s that some car wrecks are well worth watching. And SEF is no exception. From Rob Lowe’s […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

TWITTER: BETWEEN DEADSPIN & FIGHT OVER ISLES – WE’RE SOLD!

6 Comments

The Pubic Professor is M.I.A. and we’re a tad concerned. That’s why we’re late today… Any sightings of the Pub Prof??? INTERWEBVILLE, CYBERIA – So, we fought the inevitable the way Brett Favre fought off retirement – we all eventually succumbed. And while the latter might not be embracing his new-found fate, we’re actually frogging […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Back to Top