Tag: Bryce Harper

Big Ben’s Home Run Derby Special: Aaron Judge Wins, Barely Breaking a Sweat

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MIAMI BEACH, FL – It’s everyone’s favorite sports hiatus, the MLB All-Star Break. I made a point to watch the Home Run Derby this year to see Aaron Judge in action. And, Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, he did not disappoint. In other news… I learned how to embed Tweets. I now can totally […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Judging Aaron Judge; How Good is Yankees Giant?

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DETROIT ROCK CITY, MI: There’s nothing like a long weekend in a Detroit suburb to make you thankful for your city’s sports teams. What do these people have to look forward to here? Another one and done playoff run for the Lions? It’s ugly in these parts… but not as ugly as Tiger Woods’s mugshot – […]

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The Dark Knight, Kelvin Gastelum, MLB MVP and MLB Comeback Players

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NEW YORK, NY – Kelvin Gastelum will NOT face Anderson Silva at UFC 212 in Brazil. Seems this man, who like Silva tries to avoid being maimed for a living while trying to maim his opponent, failed a drug test (full story). HGH, you ask? No. Steroids? Uh-uh.  The cream? Nope. Get this: after partaking in […]

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Ebs’ Hot Takes: MLB 1st Half, Yanks vs Mets, Altuve vs Trout

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SARATOGA SPRINGS, NY – Are you ready for some scalding Hawt Tayeks?! I know I am! We have finally hit the All-Star break, which means more than a half of the MLB season is behind us. A lot has happened and there’s a lot to discuss. Let’s get started with this round of Ebs’ Hot […]

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Baseball P*ssies Jake Arrieta & Joe Maddon: Bryce Harper Ain’t Barry Bonds

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WHITEFISH, MT – My all out effort to knock Genius Joe Maddon down a couple of couple of pegs seems to be losing steam. Particularly after his Cubs just finished a 4-game sweep of the Washington Nationals. At 24-6, the Cubs own baseball’s best record. The White Sox in the very same city, have 22 […]

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These Are NOT Your Father’s Yankees

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BRONX, NY – Bryce Harper, Matt Harvey, and Jake Arrieta will all be free agents after the 2018 MLB Season. Manny Machado, the brilliant young Baltimore 3rd baseman will be free to sign anywhere the year after that. I can only guess that this is part of Yankees GM Brian Cashman’s grand plan to remake […]

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Bryce Harper vs. Pap! Flop Sweat Everywhere!

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Douglaston, NY—In “Broadcast News,” the classic film of nearly 30 years ago, there is a memorable exchange between the great Albert Brooks and co-star William Hurt. While Hurt’s character is rocketing to undeserved success, he asks Brooks in confidence “what do you do when your reality exceeds even your wildest dreams?” Disgusted that everything seems […]

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THE DARK KNIGHT HAS RETURNED! METS ARE NL EAST CHAMPS!

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Cincinnati, OH—At long last the New York Mets have clinched the 2015 National League East Division! The Mets are headed to the playoffs for the first time since the ill-fated 2006 season. This one could not have been scripted any better. Without nearly enough “space” to point out all of the contributors to this team’s success, […]

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Tricky Dicks: Jordan, Nats, Cowboys and The Boz

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DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA – One of the questions that has gone unanswered over the centuries has really never been solved: What is a Dick? No, I’m not talking about the infantile joking associated with the slang for a male part. Nor am I talking about the nickname for Richard. And we won’t go into the […]

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Mets Rivals… Bill Cosby, Jared From Subway, John Rocker?

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INTERNATIONAL FALLS, MN – Ahhh…to be transported back to the Salad days of the 1980s. Bill Cosby was America’s Dad, Jared the Subway guy was an innocent morbidly obese young fella, and Bad Comedian Eli Manning was a toddler watching his Daddy’s highlights on their shiny new VCR. The New York Mets were a dominant […]

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