Angry Ward Wednesday: Yanks Reject Bryce Harper, World Cup Porto Party, and Utley Amazin’ Thor Video
BRONX, NY – Look, it’s late. I think I’m losing what’s left of my mind. Against a lifetime of better judgement, I decided to take my […]
Chase Utley
Chinese New Year Edition: Biggest Roosters in Sports [Ahem]
MARLBORO, NY– Yesterday marked the Chinese New Year and ushered in the Year of the Rooster. With a little assistance from the old dictionary is […]
5 People Mets Fans Should Fear. @AldersonFake Reports
AIKEN, SC – The Meet The Matts staff is always concerned about preparing Mets fans for an upcoming season. With much changing since the Amazins […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: MLB Playoffs
Saratoga Springs, NY – We’re less than a week into the MLB postseason and there has already been a lot of buzz around this year’s […]
Trading Deadline: Here’s What To Trade
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Baseball’s Trading Deadline is tomorrow night, and a number of big moves have already happened in the last week. Ichiro to the Yanks; […]
WORLD BLEEPIN' CHAMPIONS
“If I told you once, I told you 27 times… WORLD BLEEPIN’ CHAMPIONS!” by Yankee Joe (Yankee Fan) BRONX, NY – From Day 1 this […]
ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: SIX EDUCATION
BRONX, NY – Here we are on November frogging 4th and we’re still talking about baseball. Game 6 between the Yanks and Phils tonight at […]
MISERY LOVES COMPANY: AMAZIN' MUTT FANS BACK PHAILIN' PHILS
by Different Matt BRONX, NY – I have returned from hibernation to find my beloved Yankees one win away in the World Series. The Bombers […]
CIVIL WAR IN NYC: ONE MAN'S TORMENT
by Yankees Suck… As [edited] by the MTM Censors NEW YORK, NY – What is best in life? Conan the Barbarian summed it up perfectly: […]
COOKIE'S CORNER: AMERICAN [LEAGUE] GIGOLO
YANKEE STADIUM, DA BRONX – The heat is on here at MeetTheMatts.com these days with some serious anti-Yankee sentiment. (Damn you Mets for not signing […]