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Big Ben Whitney: Belichick, Satan, and Dynasty of Deception, Breezus Breaks Record

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HELL, MI – I was flipping channels the other night and I came to a show on HBO called Belichick & Satan. It took me a few seconds for my brain to calibrate and realize that it said “Saban” and not “Satan.” Belichick & Satan seemed like the legitimate title of an HBO show I’d […]

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Big Ben Friday Special: What to Make of Fast/Slow NFL Starts

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Hello? Fine, I’ll do it. After three weeks of football, the picture is getting a little clearer. But it’s not that clear. Some teams have benefited from an easy schedule and might not be legit. And some of the slow starters can still get back in it. I’m here to help separate the weeds from […]

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NFL Recap: Giants Unimpressive Win, Fitzy over Frankenstein, Crazy Keanu Finish in Baltimore

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STAMFORD, CT -I know the Knicks are threatening relevancy for the first time in a while and I know the Rangers are playing fast but not too loose – Sunday’s game notwithstanding – and are looking like a contender. But I’m in Giants/NFL mode, so let’s do it. Giants: An unimpressive win, letting the Browns hang around too […]

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Whitney Breakdown: Big Win for the Giants, Eagles Fans to Blame For Trump, Jets to Dangerfield?

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WHITE PLAINS, NY – I’m guessing the NFL ratings will be up now that we actually had a few good national games – Cowboys vs Steelers, Seahawks vs Patriots and the Jets vs Rams. Just kidding about that last one, of course, but I’m surprised the NFL didn’t save that snoozer for prime time. Man, […]

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Minnesota, Cincinnati, Washington, Houston: Football God Hates You!

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HOLLYWOOD, CA – Poverbs 6:16-19:  “There are six things the Lord hates, yes, seven which are an abomination to Him:  Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, A heart that devises wicked plans, feet that run rapidly to evil, A false witness who utters lies, and one who spreads strife among […]

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Pete Rose and Hall of Fame, NFL Predictions, Real Eli Manning

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REAL TOWN, USA – Now that the MLB Elitist Crony Club  has celebrated the Silver Anniversary  of its banishment of Pete Rose from Major League Baseball, perhaps it’s time for the fans to vote on whether or not Charlie Hustle should be allowed into the Hall of Fame. Now I realize that this is one […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Ruthian-like .714 Winning NFL Picks %

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PITTSBURGH, PA – The recurring theme on MTM Sundays is a 3-1 win-loss record of solid betting advice.  Last week was no different with Miami the only blemish in a no-cover win. Putting more cash in your pocket are the following: In Week #6, I finally got off the schneid with my first winning OVER pick […]

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