Tag: Cleveland Browns
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Banter
BLOOMINGBURG, NY– Thanksgiving is days away. It’s a time for indulging. Okay, overindulging. I’m gonna try and do my part for you degenerate gamblers and give you an extra helping of so-so advice on how to handle this week’s menu of games. We here at MTM are thankful for the people who visit our site […]
Monday Morning QB/Rain Man: Is Kaep Back? Still Gase Raus, Browns & Steelers Brawl
EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – I am back, so you can stop pacing. However, I have formally requested a move to the Monday slot. Our dear leader, Short Matt, will take Saturday spot in the rotation. So brace yourself, here’s your first dose of the Junster [pronounced Joon-ster] as a Monday Morning QB. Still Gase […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, News, Banter, Mom Cheerleader!
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Yup, this site is in the sh!tter and so are my weekly Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks. I went 1-3 last week with my only victory the guarantee of a Cowboys bounce-back in prime time. As Angry Ward necessarily continues to bat out of order with great success, I’m hoping some Kirk […]
Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Week Picks & NFL Notes
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Sports handicapping is a results-based business and quite frankly my 4-8 record out of the NFL gate sucks! I’m not one for excuses but for the most part the first three weeks of any professional football season are most treacherous to the gambler. If you read Big Ben Whitney’s excellent post Friday, […]
Big Ben on Lying Scumbags: Gregg Williams Uses “It Wasn’t Me” Defense & Bill Belichick Plays Dumb
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – There’s an old Eddie Murphy bit in Raw where he advises a man caught cheating to deny it no matter what. “I saw you coming out of her house!” Response: “It wasn’t me.” Well, the deny everything defense has caught on. A few days ago Don the Con blamed energy-saving light […]
NFL Sports Quiz, Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, NFL News
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – Sometimes it’s not that you lose, it’s how you lose. Yeah, some call them “bad beats” and these are the games gamblers remember more than the wins. Case and point, Week #1. I told you folks the under (45) was the play in the #Colts – #Chargers tilt. Things looked good with […]
Cleveland Browns 2019: Don’t Believe The Hype. Cheesy Bruin Reports
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – There are other things I’d rather be talking about today but there’s something bugging the sh!t out of me that has come to a head very recently, the result of watching NFL coverage. The Cleveland Browns are being talked about ad nauseam. Don’t believe the hype machine with this team. I’m here […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Big Little d’Arnaud, Cleveland Orange is the New Black, and Other Stranger Things in Sports
BRONX, NY – When it comes to “date nights” my wife and I (predictably) have different ideas of what would make for a great night out. She skews towards theater and movies (often ‘The Muted Heart” variety that George Costanza’s fiancée Susan favored) while my idea of a good time involves a great meal and drinks […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Mets Mess, #USWNT and Other Thoughts from Abroad
BRONX, NY – As was well-documented here – when Short Matt finally woke up, looked at the site and realized I wasn’t here—I was in Europe last week. It was a bit of a whirlwind tour, as four adults and two kids hit three countries in eight days. Luckily Clark Griswold and Co. had already […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, Notes, Sad Cheerleader Farewell Edition
BLOOMINGBURG, NY – POOF! And just like that the NFL regular season comes to a close. In these parts, the New York City football campaign ended months ago as Big Apple denizens watched Western New York’s Buffalo Boys steal the pigskin thunder. Although the Giants are awash in a sea of incompetency, today’s game is […]
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