Tag: Cleveland Browns
Big Ben: NFL Draft, Odell De-Beckale and Five Stages of Grief
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – In the aftermath of the Odell Beckham Jr. trade, the last thing the sports world needs is another jack-monkey trying to make sense of it. One jack-monkey reporting for duty. The Odell Trade and the Five Stages of Grief. Denial “Hey, they need a lot more pieces than Odell,” I tried […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Dolan’s Dumb, Westbrook’s Wild and Odell is Out!
BRONX, NY – Lots going on in the world of sports these days. I don’t really give a sh!t about much of it, but that’s never stopped me before. Today, I’m gonna talk a little bit about Fan Etiquette, NFL Free Agency, and Spring Training Babe Ruths, among other things. Let’s do this. Dopey Dolan & […]
NFL, MLB Collusion? Colin Kaepernick, Eric Reed, Manny Machado, Bryce Harper
MARLBORO, NY – col·lu·sion //k??lo?oZH?n/ (noun); secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others. This word seems to be permeating the sports scene as of late and more specifically the NFL and MLB. Colin Kaepernick and Eric Reid of the San Francisco 49ers received and accepted a settlement offer […]
Angry Ward Wednesday: Hot Flub Time Machine – What Sports Wrongs Would You Right?
BRONX, NY – As we move into the highly-depressing post-Holiday months, I turn my attention away from Christmas flicks and towards anything featuring cold and snow but sans holiday themes. My love of Hot Dog; The Movie has been well-documented here, but I’m saving that for my birthday month of February, when I really need it. […]
2019 Pro Sports Predictions: Eli, Mayfield, Machado, Mets, Favre, LeBron
INDIANA, PA – In this quaint, cozy home of Jimmy Stewart, you get small-town American at its very best. With each passing pickup truck, smile on a stranger’s face and stroll past Mom -n- Pop stores, the metamorphosis from coal-mining town to something else is on. And there’s the rub. Trying to figure out what […]
Ebs’ Hot Takes: New England Patriots, Chicago Bears, Pittsburgh Steelers
FROM THE PRESS BOX – As we enter the final week of the regular season, it’s time to look at the state of the NFL yet again. Yup, an NFL-exclusive edition of Ebs’ Hot Takes. Enjoy. The New England Patriots won’t make it out of the divisional round. I know I stated this last week, […]
NFL Sunday: Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, News, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – The blind squirrel found a nut last week, as I had a long-awaited winning week, going 3-1 with Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks segment that saw a slight uptick on the season record to 28-36. The penultimate week of the NFL season is here already and I’m still looking for betting angles […]
Big Ben Tuesday – Angry NFL Grumblings: Controversial Plays from NFL Week 8, a Chaperone Service for NFL Athletes
Stamford, CT: Sooooo, the Giants are garbage, the Red Sox just won another World Series and sang New York New York in the clubhouse, and the Rangers rebuild is a long way from bearing fruit. I may quit watching sports. How about some NFL Week 8 Observations? Let’s get this over with. Appreciation In one […]
Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes, Cheerleaders
MARLBORO, NY – Yuck! I went 1-3 last week with my Cheesy Bruin’s FREE NFL Picks and have a bitter taste in my mouth over it. In hopes of improving on a 6-6 record to date, I’m looking to rebound with these selections… FAVORITE At this point and time the Atlanta Falcons are limping into […]
Topping Tiger Woods. What Clemens, Vick, Rose, Dykstra, Harding Need to Do
AUSGUSTA, GA –It was a big week in sports, but there was no bigger story than Tiger Woods, y’all. Tiger fell down the mountain in spectacular fashion. But on Sunday, he completed his eleven-year odyssey back to the top. No athlete has ever gotten back to the pinnacle of their sport after falling so hard. […]
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