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Chris Long Supports Jenkins, Stanton After Roger Marris, Lewd Sports Fans

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EL BARRIO, EL BRONX – It has been almost a month since I last graced these pages. I hope you have missed me as much as I missed you guys. Having become a regular pinch hitter, first bat of the bench if you will, it felt weird being unable speak with my fans. There has been […]

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Bernie Sanders, Millennials Killing NFL, Rangers Rampage

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COLTS NECK, NJ – Egalitarianism will destroy sports as we know it.  Write it down and mark my words. The NFL is already feeling the effects of the Millennials and their distain for personal achievement! Bernie Sanders, The Pied Piper of  Individualism & Intolerance, should band up his following of Starbucks-loving, Chipotle-eating little brats and hostilely take over the office […]

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The Masters: Our Sports Masters, That Is…

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AUGUSTA, GA – With pros swinging wood and iron, vying for The Masters crown at famed Augusta, my mind wandered to storied golf outings with good buddies. Playing the area courses, we managed to piss off many… simply put we were Masters of Mayhem when it came to lawn pool. A list of infractions not […]

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