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Everyone is Stupid But Ward Wednesday: Yanks are Fair, Mets Pen is Foul, and the Jets Being Good is No Guarantee

May 31, 2023 Angry Ward 0

NEW YORK, NY – Happy Wednesday, morons! It’s a heavy burden being an all-knowing sports knower such as myself. Just like Holly Hunter’s character in […]

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Memo to MLB: Promote Bo Bichette!

“Bring the game back to the youths!”– MLB Commissioner Robert Dean Manfred Jr. (2015) TORONTO, CANADA  – The above were the infamous words spoken by […]

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Tigers Trigger Mets Panic, NJ Devils Don’t Exist, George Santos Let The Dogs Out

May 5, 2023 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – There’s a lot going on in the sports world, almost too much. Blasphemy to say that, I know. Yet, we can’t […]

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Sports Rain Man: March Madness, NFL Offseason, MLB Signings

March 21, 2022 Junoir Blaber 0

EL BARRIO, EL FALLS – Happy Monday… This was a rough weekend for yours truly. Had a really bad cold for Friday night and Saturday. […]

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Thank God It’s Angry Ward Friday!: Stop the MLB Season Right Here

April 16, 2021 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – I’ve been asked to step in today for my neighbor from the North, Different Matt, who is off to the dry cleaners […]

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Pyrrhic Victories: No Mets Hurt This Weekend, Kevin Durant Uses Twitter, Bauer’s No-No

April 3, 2021 Matt McCarthy 1

pyr·rhic1 /?pirik/ adjective… (of a victory) won at too great a cost to have been worthwhile for the victor. AUSTIN, TX – They know a […]

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A Bard For The Yips, Harden’s Blue Mask, NL’s Best Team

July 18, 2020 Matt McCarthy 1

NEW YORK, NY – It’s hot here in Hell’s Kitchen and it’s only going to get hotter tomorrow. You can see that wave of heat […]

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Angry Ward: Ian Desmond Opts Out, Newton Goes New England and Carl Reiner Leaves Us Laughing

July 1, 2020 Angry Ward 0

BRONX, NY – Welcome to July, b!tches! How does it feel to be done with June and only have roughly two more months of summer […]

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MLB: Deja Flu All Over Again, Spike Covid Warms Up, Phony Phanatic

June 27, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

“Just when I think I’m out, they suck me back in.”  NEW YORK, NY – Rumors have it, that’s what Al Pacino was overheard saying […]

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MLB Covid 100, Derek Jeter Not Getting In Hall of Fame

April 30, 2020 Matt McCarthy 0

NEW YORK, NY – For those expecting to see an in-depth look at the Philadelphia Eagles draft haul (it was awful) here today, apologies. Big-time […]

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