GROTE'S GRIPES: STATE OF THE UNION
Baseball’s Armageddon FLUSHING, NY – (3 minute applause) Good evening fellow Meet The Matts readers this is Jeff Wilpon and I’d like to welcome you […]
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ANGRY WARD WEDNESDAY: WINTER OLYMPICS PREVIEW
VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA – What, you think I’m giving you a stupid Winter Olympics preview? Screw you! I don’t owe anyone anything, least of […]
SOMETHING SPECIAL: MATT CERRONE REPORTS!
FLUSHING, NY – Yesterday we promised bringing you something special, today. And special this is! In a groundbreaking, platform-crossing, cyberspace-rattlin’ meeting of great sports minds, […]
IS BASEBALL BROKEN???
by Different Matt HOT STOVESVILLE, USA – Well it’s cold, and snowy and the calendar is just one page long. There’s a new Lackey in […]
I LOVE THE NFL
By Rex O’Rourke NEW YORK, NY – Nothing but picks this week folks. I’m picking them all. My best three will appear in the last […]
WE DIDN’T SLEEP WITH TIGER… YET
NO HOLES BARRED, FL – It’s no secret that we’re shameless publicity whores trying to make a tooney or two with this whole Matts thing. […]
WHAT WOULD JOHNNY LINGO DO?
by West Coast Craig KINEWATA ISLAND – With the on-going winter meetings taking place in Indianapolis, your intrepid West Coast Reporter wants nothing to do […]
PROWLING TIGER, POUNCING ELIN
Jaimee Grubbs… Rachel Uchitel… Kalika Moquin “You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien […]
GROTE'S GRIPES: WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE; BASEBALL'S WINTER MEETINGS
by Grote2DMax This one is for Mike In The Excelsior- a regular here… INDIANAPOLIS, IN – Baseball’s Winter Meetings kick off here Monday, so it […]
IT’S THE HOPE THAT KILLS ME
by Junior Blaber “I can deal with the despair, but it is the hope that kills me.” I stole that pearl of wisdom from a […]