Tag: Corey Kluber

Big Ben Tuesday: Yankees Trying to Overcome Girardi’s Whiff, Giants Season of Suck, a VPOTUS Ruse

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THE BOOGIE DOWN, NYC: We’re going to Game 5 in Cleveland folks. Other than two terrifying walks by Dellin Betances in the eighth, the Yankees cruised. Luis Severino stepped up and some of the bats came alive. To complete the comeback, there’s still one big hurdle left in the name of Corey Kluber. But man, […]

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With “What Ifs” Aplenty for Melancholy MLB Fans, Here’s Yo La Tengo; Best Baseball Story Ever?

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NEW YORK, NY – Whilst the Major League Baseball season is over for many fans – in the sense that their team is golfing, cleaning gutters or tanning on some hurricane-friendly beach, we are still under its grip… We’re not ready to stop playing Tap Baseball on our phones. Not ready to end the the […]

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MLB and NHL Sports Hell: Yankees and Rangers Both Lose Openers

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NEW YORK, NY – Last night was a rough one for both the Yankees and NY Rangers. The Bombers were overpowered by a fresh and hungry Indians squad. The Rangers overpowered the Colorado Avalanche… and still managed to lose. It was a night of MLB and NHL Sports Hell. The Yankees couldn’t touch Trevor Bauer. […]

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Chief Wahoo, Cleveland Indians Will Win World Series!

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CLEVELAND, OH – In the Era of Being Politically Incorrect, there is only one team that should win the World Series; the Cleveland Indians. And boy, oh boy, won’t it be something to see Chief Wahoo being carried off the field, pumping his fist while holding on to his headdress. Crazy thought, right? Well, no […]

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NFL Sees [Bud] Light, Groucho Gives MLB Awards, Mets and Yanks Positives?

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NEW YORK, NY – Similar to yesterday’s column from my venerable colleague Angry Ward, I too am choosing NOT to mention the off-field Tsuris from the Dirty Rotten Scoundrels who occupy 75% of the roster spots in the notorious NFL. I will not mention that less than 6 hours after Vikings owner Zygi Wilf came […]

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