Tag: Denver Broncos

Tingling Finger: Mets Quiver With Familia Feeling, Dark Knight Crumbles, Cardinals Fan Is Judge For Jeurys

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Precipice – a very steep rock face or cliff, typically a tall one.  Roman adage – “add insult to injury.”  DENVER, CO – I serve you all with this word, as this is the most fitting palabra that I can think of for the Mets season. I server you with this adage as its origin […]

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A Renaissance Unlike Any Other: Crazy Cardinals Fan Snaps, Weed at Rockies Games, Vonn Nude

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“In this defunct microcosm, eerily similar to the DPRK, the Broncos are the army and John Elway is the peoples’ Dear Leader.” –Cam James MILE HIGH CLUB, CO – When I was just a young boy, I had a baseball coach who liked to use metaphors to explain life lessons.  Generally these lessons were often […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Alternative Super Bowl Facts, Reluctant Patriots Praise, Belichick vs Brady, Most Awkward Trophy Presentation?

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WASHINGTON , DC: Our man Ebs felt the pressing need to break down the Buffalo Sabres yesterday, so it falls to me to take the first look at the Super Bowl. Among other things, we’ll discuss Bill Belichick, an honorable man who would rather lose than compromise the integrity of the game. That may seem false at […]

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Big Ben Tuesday: Knicks Poo, QB Heavy NFL Championship Games, Jets Bare QB Outlook

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Stamford, CT – There’s a lot going on in the Whitney house these days. I’ve got month old twin girls keeping me up at night, taking turns crying in a suspiciously coordinated manner. Meanwhile, my lab puppy Chief has been vomiting a few times a day. He ate a sock, it turned out, but he would immediately eat […]

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Cheesy Claus Is Coming To Town: Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Notes, Cheerleaders

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SANTA CON – I’m probably hungover, smell like bourbon and ready to eat my fair share of lasagna at the Christmas dinner table later on today. Let’s not forget the true meaning of Christmas and why you visit Meet The Matts on football Sundays; it’s all about the presents and cash! Fortunately, I am here […]

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NFL Stuff: Giants Sputter, Big 4, Possible Interlopers, Unwatchable Jets, Tom Brady Record

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WESTCHESTER, NY – It was a tough weekend for our heroes, the NY Giants. The defense did its part, with Olivier Vernon and Eli Apple playing particularly well, but the offense sputtered again. This offense has more starts and stops than a porn set. Er, I assume. While this year’s top draft pick is trending up, […]

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Comeback Kid Cheesy Bruin with FREE NFL Picks, NFL Notes

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MARLBORO, NY– As much as I’d like to think I’m Nostradamus when it comes to handicapping NFL games, I am only human after all… as a 1-3 week saw the efficiency rate plummet to an unheard of 55% (24-20).  If you are a regular you expect something in the 60-65% out of my efforts against […]

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Ebs’ One Big Thing: NFL Officiating

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WILKES-BARRE, PA – There’s a problem in the NFL, folks. Well, there’s a lot of problems, but I’m tackling one specific blunder this week: Officiating. It’s starting to get really bad, guys. The refs are costing teams games, and it’s happening all too frequently. Here’s the latest edition of Ebs’ One Big Thing! The NFL needs full-time officials. For […]

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Cheesy Bruin’s Free NFL Picks, Plus News re Snookie and the Jets, Osweiler, Cowboys, Matt Ryan

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MANALAPAN TOWNSHIP, NJ – This is the last column from what turned out to be… an almost-permanent (one-year) temporary living arrangement. Starting next week I’ll be reporting from the hometown of Snookie – Marlboro, New York. Wait until this sleepy little town hears that a writer of a sports web site has taken up residence. […]

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The Top 5 Sports Moments of 2016: Cam, Dee, Draymond, Neymar, Villanova

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WHITE PLAINS, NY – We’re into the fourth quarter of 2016, the Mets and Yanks are dunzo, and the Giants and Jets are spinning their wheels, so I thought I’d get a jump on the competition and post my Top 5 Sports Moments of 2016. Now this isn’t a list of accomplishments, so you won’t see […]

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