Tag: DJ Eberle

Lame Lundquist, Tim Tebow Whiff, Blazing Hot New York Yankees

17 Comments

“My body was going one way, leg the other way and I had an impact on my hip. So we’ll take some time here to get some treatment and heal.” –Not Tim Tebow MARLBORO, NY – Sometimes in the sports world, as in life, things aren’t always as though they appear. Three noteworthy topics all […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

New York Rangers and New York Giants Stuff… and Jack Eichel.

26 Comments

NEW YORK, NY –  The New York Football Giants come into this Sunday’s crucial match-up against the Pittsburgh Steelers riding high on a string of six good, but unconvincing wins. And they still trail the Cowboys (at time of writing) by two games. So this is another must-win for the G-men if they want to […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Ebs’ Hot Takes: Thunder Over Warriors, Kershaw Best in MLB, Penquins over Sharks

12 Comments

BALLSTON SPA, NY  – I’m filling in for West Coast Craig this week and know the blood was boiling after last week’s batch of Ebs’ Hot Takes. Well, get ready! I’ve turned the temperature up once again. Here’s my latest edition of Hawt Taeks (as they call ’em up here in Western New York)! OKC […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Fatso Hits A Homer, Boy George Kentucky Derby Queen, Couch Potato Sports

10 Comments

BRONX, NY– I’m dog-sitting on yet another overcast/rainy Seattle-like Saturday. It’s just me, my dog Biscuit and the vociferous Griffey for an extended weekend. I’ve really got to teach Angry Ward’s dog Griffey (yep, that Griffey) how to “drop a deuce” in the rain in quicker fashion than he does now. It’s almost as if […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Ebs’ Hot Takes: NCAA Tournament

8 Comments

SIESTA KEY, FLA. – Time for March Madness! The NCAA tournament is here! Still not excited? Not satisfied with how Selection Sunday played out? Well, neither am I. But that’s what Ebs’ Hot Takes are for! Granted, if you remember from last year, I got half of the Final Four correct and the national championship […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Ebs’ Hot Takes: Odell Beckham Jr and Sexy Rexy

11 Comments

CLIFTON PARK, NY – It was quite the week in the NFL. The Carolina Panthers stayed undefeated, the Buffalo Bills were eliminated from the playoffs once again and Ryan Fitzpatrick continues to play the best football of his career. It’s funny how things work out, isn’t it? Anyways, here’s this week’s set of Ebs’ Hot Takes: Odell […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

FOX Idiots Employ A-Rod, Blackouts, TV Timeouts: Torture Mets Fans

43 Comments

KANSAS CITY, MO – The eternal optimists that we are, we’d normally be focusing on how it took the Missouri Royals in Mets Blue 14 innings and 40,000+ screaming fans to get a home win against a Mets team that played like Jerry Lewis on roller-skates. (Bing it, Millenniums). We’d be telling you all not […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Two Nights Before Christmas: Holiday Sports Poem About Teams & Sports Writers

25 Comments

HOMELAND, NJ – It would be easy to take on the role of The Gloater this week… However, it is Christmas week here in Mattville.  In lieu of this approach, I have decided to re-write  a Christmas Poem. I hope you all enjoy it. Two Nights Before Christmas ‘Twas two nights before Christmas and all through […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Buffalo Bills Wideout Has Off-Field Rap Sheet

24 Comments

BUFFALO, NY – “All athletes wanna be musicians and musicians wanna be athletes,” said Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson during a The NOC interview. “And if you could do it do it, why not? Even if you can’t who cares?” Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson had his most successful year this season for Buffalo. […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Where Does Ozzie Guillen’s Stupidity Rank Him All-Time?

30 Comments

DJ Eberle is a student/athlete at Western New England University. He is an offensive tackle, built like his dad; a rugby Prop. Today he fills in for West Coast Craig, who is losing his house and children’s future in Vegas. Track him on Twitter @Ebstide52 HAVANA, CUBA – Nobody is perfect. Especially not Ozzie Guillen. […]

Share Button

Continue Reading »

Back to Top