Tag: Dwight Howard

Angry Ward Wednesday: Bama, Jazz, Bills, Wilt. Suck on These Sports Slogans

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BRONX, NY – I don’t want to write about politics. I don’t want to write about old TV shows. I don’t want to write about the unseasonably warm weather or kneeling during the National Anthem or the Great Barrier Reef wasting away. Honestly, I really don’t want to write at all this week. So, here’s […]

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Angry Ward Wednesday: Letterman Lives On… In Sports

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NEW YORK, NY – One week ago today, late-night television icon David Letterman wrapped up a three-plus decade run with a final show at New York’s historic Ed Sullivan Theater. For many of us it was a final bittersweet goodbye to one of the last vestiges of our collective misspent youth. To other, more reasonable […]

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The Quest For D12: Who Gets Dwight Howard?

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OAKLAND, CA – And NBA Free Agency starts… NOW! This off-season’s biggest free agent target is former Los Angeles Lakers center Dwight Howard. After a season of disappointment in Hollywood, Dwight is finally testing the waters. The Big Man has already condensed his short list to the Atlanta Hawks, Dallas Mavericks, Golden State Warriors (Why? […]

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Sports Babe Lori Levine’s Least Influential People In Sports

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NEW YORK, NY – Last month, GQ Magazine put out their “Least Influential People” article. For me, this was a game-changing article. Sort of like how everyone went crazy over A.J. McCarron’s girlfriend, just to find out she doesn’t believe in Evolution. Concentrating on negatives and people’s failures may be my favorite style of article. […]

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Grote’s Gripes: A Couple More Onions

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MADISON, WI – The Onion is the king of parody news.  This week I’d like to offer up another issue of Grote’s Onions with a couple of articles that would fit right in with The Onion.  I hope you enjoy. DISTURBING DETAILS BEHIND CITI FIELD’S MAKEOVER An investigative report unsealed today in Queens district court […]

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